"Er...no. What? Oh, how the fuck am I meant to know?" I threw my arms up in the air. Sally slapped her thighs.
"Ha-ha. I win. You're thick as shit, Tom. What do you wanna play now?" My sister was always better at Trivial Pursuits. You can't play it with just two people anyway!
Mum and Dad had gone out for the night; or so Sally thought. So we were on our own. The plan would soon unfold, however. I decided to play my wildcard - alcohol.
"Want a drink?" I asked.
"Certainly. Whiskey, no ice. What are we going to play now?"
I poured the drinks and sat back down near her on the floor. "Persistent little fucker aren't yer sis? Strip poker?"
"Fuck off," She smiled. "I'm shit at poker. Strip pontoon."
"Okay."
As it happened, the cards were nearly all against me, and I was naked long before her, so we, she, changed the rules a bit. What she didn't know, was that she was playing into my hands.
"Okay, here goes." She said. "If you lose again, then you have to lick my feet. After that, suck my tits, and if you lose again, you have to go down on me."
I tried not to look to happy about this turn of affairs. "Well, hmm, I-I don't, know, err. If you think?"
"Yeah, sure, you'll win anyway now. My luck. My god is your dick really that big?"
My dick was now at full mast, but it was a stupid question and I think she realized it.
"No, dear, it's just an optical illusion."
She smiled, "Thought so. Deal."
I dealt the cards out; drew, drew again and lost. 23, bust! Her foot went straight to my mouth. She started moaning as I licked and sucked her toes. I dealt again, and won! Her bra came off. All that was left on her were the panties. The following turns I lost, now she was in the throws of pleasure as I licked her out. It was heaven. Eventually she came, and I left her lying on the floor, struggling for breath. I told her I was going to the toilet and to get dressed before mum and dad came home.
First I went into the bathroom and shaved off all my bodily hair, then I went straight into my parents' room and went to a draw my dad told me to look in. Inside, the draw was full of sexy lingerie. But this wasn't any ordinary lingerie. I realized they were specially made panties etc with a pouch for penises. They were my dad's! I found a red with black frilly trim teddy and black suspenders. I put them on. Then I put on a sexy satin mini-dress and some make-up. I finished myself off with a beautiful straight black wig. I finished just in time to hear my parents pull up.
Sally opened the door and let them in. They were just taking off the coats as I walked in, dressed and made-up like a tart. Sally's mouth dropped open. She was speaking but no sound came out.
