"Hiiii," I chirped sweetly. It was a flawlessly executed sibling ambush, and - as my big brother - you were the sitting duck. I had you pinned down in the kitchen by the counter. Even after nineteen years, I knew how to sneak up on you!
You sighed, turning around from your disaster in progress: a frozen pizza. "What do you want, Megan?"
"Who said I want anything?" I asked, putting on my best expression of wounded contrition.
"It's cash again, isn't it?" You arched a brow. "You need cash for something."
I pouted and stuck out my bottom lip. Was I really so transparent? "Maybe I just wanted to talk with my big brother--tell him how much I love him..."
You snorted. "Yeah, right! How much do you need this time?"
"Hey!" I snapped hotly. "That's the truth! But since the topic of money has come up naturally..."
You let your stony silence speak volumes for you.
I squirmed. "Okay! I--I need fifty bucks," I finally muttered. "You happy?"
"Ha! I knew it," you smirked down at me. Seeing as I was 4'11 with my shoes on, you did everything down at me.
"Yeah, yeah," I sighed, glaring up at you red-faced. "Will you loan fifty bucks to my cause or not?" My cause being some cute lingerie I found online, of course--I successfully cajoled Dad for a contribution before he went to work, but I was still short of the total.
"Loan?" You snorted. "You still owe me forty bucks from last month, remember? Racking up quite the little debt there!"
Fuck. I was really hoping you might have forgotten about that. "The Bank of Big Brother is good for it," I whined, stomping a bare foot. "C'mon, don't be a fuckin' Scrooge McDuck about this!"
"Quack," you said stubbornly, crossing your arms over your chest.
"Bastard," I snapped, my sweet little sister mask slipping.
"Scrounge," you retorted with a peevish smirk, obviously savouring the moment. "Maybe you'll finally have to get a job?"
I smirked. You thought I came to these negotiations unarmed and empty-handed. You were wrong. It was impossible to misinterpret how you looked at me sometimes--with helpless longing in your eyes when you thought I wasn't looking. You probably thought you were being subtle about it--how cute. It was no accident that I dressed for your eyes today--wearing nothing besides my tiniest, skimpiest denim shorts and a curve-hugging tank top.
I wasn't the only one who could be painfully transparent. After all, I knew your secret: you wanted a hefty slice of little sister's pie! And I couldn't blame you, to be honest. I grew up hearing it from practically everyone I met; they all told me I was stunning, gorgeous, beautiful. After nineteen years of that kind of reception, I tended to believe the hype. I must really have been all of those things.
I might have been a super-model--if only I weren't so vertically challenged. I had long, blonde hair like golden silk. Crystal-blue eyes alive with mischief and self-assured confidence. Naturally long lashes. Dimpled, round cheeks. A cute button nose. Strong jaw. Wicked smile. Full lips. And when it came to my body type--I was the quintessential short-stack; back-breaking tits, tiny waist, dump truck ass.
"Maybe..." I purred, looking up at you and batting my lashes. "I should just suck your cock?" Fuck it! I was going for it. If you took it badly, I could always claim I was joking.
That seized your undivided attention. "Huh?" You choked, eyes bulging out of your head.
"Uh-huh, you heard me," I said, retrieving a scrunchie from my wrist and tussling blonde silk into an unruly ponytail. "You gimme fifty bucks--oh, and also cancel my outstanding debt. In return, I'll suck your cock."
"W--w-wait, back the fuck up, you're offering to virtually whore yourself out?" You blabbered. "This can't be--y-you're joking?"
I shook my head, grinning devilishly. I knew I had you already. "Nope. No joke. I wouldn't put it like that, though."
"Then--" your head swivelled around the room, "there's a camera? You--you'll extort me afterwards or something?"
I scoffed. "I'm sorry you think so low of me!"
"Sorry," you groaned. "It's--uh, just..."
"C'mon," I wailed impatiently, placing a hand on a broad hip. "I know you want to say yes!" Apparently, nobody ever told you not to look a gift whore in the mouth.
It wasn't like blowjobs were such a big deal, right? Sure, I was your little sister--but not only did I know you wanted it, I was a little curious about this potential arrangement myself. "I won't rip you off," I purred. "I'll suck it good..."
You stared at me, silently deliberating.
In an effort to coax your glacial thoughts along, I leaned forwards, affording you a view of my necklace-swallowing cleavage as I mimed jerking a cock into my open mouth--tongue rhythmically bulging one cheek in time with the lewd motion.
You watched me for a moment, jaw agape; I pinpointed the precise moment your thinking gears stopped turning. You licked your lips and stammered, "Alright... Deal." You looked me in the eyes, wincing and reeling as if expecting imminent reproach to meet you in response.
None came. Instead, I beamed brightly. "Great!" I offered out the same dainty hand I had used to tempt you.
You reached out and grasped it, shaking firmly. "Sooo," you said awkwardly. "How--uhm, how do we go about this?"
Suddenly, I felt strangely shy about the whole affair despite it being my idea in the first place. "Uhm, well..." I looked around, pulling my hand away.
"Maybe tonight?" You floated. "When Mom and Dad have gone to bed?"
"No," I snapped. "Mom's at the gym, and Dad's at work..." I affixed you with a steely gaze. "We should do it right now."
"Now?" You choked.
"Right now," I repeated, finding my resolve and grabbing you by the shirt.
"Now works. But what about my pizza?" You mumbled dumbly.
"Forget about it," I shrugged, dragging you towards the living room.
You staggered after me--even though - if you wanted to - you could stonewall, and I wouldn't stand a chance of shifting you.
"On the couch," I said, gesturing with an outstretched arm. You were too damn tall--if I got on my knees for you standing up, my mouth wouldn't be level with your cock. That would complicate something that should be very simple.