It's finally here. Thankfuckinggod it's finally move-in day. Living with my parents has been hell. They're so nosy and clingy. I blame them entirely for my being an 18-year-old virgin. Every other girl in my class gave it up by now but I never had room to breathe, let alone fuck. But I was going to be free now. I mean I wasn't even going out of town but at least I was moving into the dorms and my vagina and mouth (and maaaaybe my butt if I'm feeling it) are now open for business!
My RA is showing me to my room. Her name is Luisa and she's pretty hot. Ohmigod I can't wait to explore my bisexuality! I wonder if Luisa is down?
"Dawn, your roommate is already checked in. She seems like a LOT of fun." Luisa smirks. So maybe she is into girls but has a thing for my roommate? Oh well. Plenty of fish in the sea they say.
"I can't wait to meet her."
"Well, Kirsten makes a GREAT first impression." It kind of feels like Luisa's crush has seen some action already. Quick, but I'm not judging! You go, Luisa! Weird that my roommate is named Kirsten though. That's the same name as my-
"We're here."
What. The FUCK... is my mom doing in my dorm room?
"Surprise, honey!"
"Mom?!?!? What are you doing here?"
"Honey I have a lot of things to tell you... hello again, Lulu!"
"Heeey, Kiki."
Why is my mom acting like she fucked the RA? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?!?
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Mom laid it out for me. So it seems my parents have been out of love for a while but were waiting until I was an adult and out of the house before divorcing. Like until the very second I moved out. They had the papers ready and signed right after I closed the door. Since mom was an 18-year-old high school senior when she got knocked up by my dad (a teacher!) she never got to go to college and wanted to do it now that she was single.
"Plus I'm still young!"
"No you're not, Mom!"
"Maybe not to you, Miss Teenager, but you'll see. 36 is still young! And after this afternoon I feel younger than ever."
I was going to hate myself for asking but... "Mom... did you and Luisa...?"
"What can I say? I was pent up for years and my first day... I just exploded. And Luisa... whew! She made me explode a couple more times. ยกMuy caliente!"
"Oh my god, Mom, that's racist!"
"Is it? Damn I thought I was so woke. Oh well, that's what college is for, right? Learning new things! I mean today I learned I'm totally bi! And still flexible..."
Dear god was my mom trying to steal my sexual awakening? I struggle with self confidence like anyone else but if I look at myself objectively, I'm cute. Maybe even hot. But my mom... well she looks like me but bustier with a rounder ass and fuller lips. She's the hotter version of me. She's literally twice my age but barely looks any older. In high school and junior high I had to listen to "your mom is like so hot" all the time. From every boy I liked. And my friends. Was I doomed to four more years of this?
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Mom thinks we're friends. That's why she arranged to room with me.
"Dawn, what do you do with your pubic hair?"
"Mom, STOP!"
"Luisa has hers in a heart shape. I wonder if I should do something cute with mine. What do you think?"
I look up from my book and of course there is my mom with no fucking pants on. Naked from the waist down.
"I mean I started keeping things trim but if more people are going to see it, maybe I should work on presentation."
"Wait, what do you mean more people?"
"Well, Luisa isn't my girlfriend or anything. She actually has a long-distance boyfriend." She beamed with pride as she said "I'm her side piece!"
"This is so embarrassing..."
"Anyway as much fun as I've been having lezzing out, I need some cock. For eighteen years I only ever had the one and now it's time to go crazy. Anyway you are avoiding the question: what do you do with your pubic hair?"
Dear god she really isn't going to let this go until I answer...
"I wax it."
"Smooth?"
"Yeah."