Thank you for reading my story, I hope that you enjoy. Love Mica xx Yorkshire England.
My son Jack, age nineteen, still living at home, is being a bit of a pest. Well, I say pest. My knickers seem somehow to get themselves covered in semen whilst in the laundry basket awaiting their trip round the washing machine. It isn't Paul, my husband, he has full access to my fanny on request, and I to his dick, Paul has no need to sniff my knickers, and if he wanted to he would just ask for a pair.
Jack has taken to walking around in a t-shirt and thin shorts, shorts that reveal his almost constantly erect dick. I want to say to him, "Jack just go and deal with that in the bathroom and come back when it isn't pointing at me," but I don't have the nerve. I don't mind a dick, of course, I just don't really want to see my son's dick.
His room positively stinks of boy. I guess he is masturbating in there several times a day and only clears away the tissues occasionally. I know for sure that I am not going to touch any tissues I find in there unless I am wearing latex gloves. I open the window and leave his room door open to try and get a through draught and some cleansing air. It doesn't really help.
This morning was the worst for me though. I had been in my bedroom, brushing my hair and went out to go downstairs and was faced with a naked Jack on the landing. He was on his way to the bathroom, and I presumed he thought I was down stairs. No apologies, just "hi Mum," and he carried on.
I saw it. In all its glory. Not covered in thin pants obscuring its true nature, no, there, naked, erect, waggling as he walked. No shame, no attempt to cover up, he just carries on as if I am not there. I walked past him, his dick brushing my side as I walked past.
I wondered if he had done it on purpose. Did he think that if I saw his erect dick that I would be overcome and have to shag him on the spot? Probably, he is a teenager. He doesn't realise that the world doesn't work like that, that is not the way to get into a girls knickers. Anyway, I am his mum, mums and sons don't shag.
I wondered what I should do. I know he is using my knickers; I know he is getting through an inordinate amount of tissue, and he is doing his best to parade his dick and have it on show. I might get Paul to have a word. After all, it is a man thing.
The day was going to be another hot one. I went out and got my sun lounger and placed it on the grass facing the south, that way I would get more sun. Up in my room I stripped and smothered tanning lotion on and then dug out my tanning bikini from my drawer. It was small, and I mean small, barely covering, and the material had a low SPF factor so it allowed the tanning rays through. Covered myself with a sarong and went back down.
I poured myself a large jug of Elderflower pressΓ© with ice, grabbed my earbuds and headed into the garden. I sat on the lounger and fiddled with the backrest until it was just the right angle, not quite flat, not quite up. Selected a book to listen to, and lay back and closed my eyes. Perfect. I wasn't quite dozing, but I wasn't exactly one hundred percent with it. It was quite surprise when I opened my eyes to find jack sat opposite me. He was wearing sun glasses so I couldn't see what, if anything he was looking at.
I took a sip at my drink and settled back to enjoy the warmth of the sun.
"You could be a model you know mum," he said.
"What?" I replied, not sure what he had said was what I heard.
"You look good enough to be a model."
"That's kind of you baby, but I don't really think so."
"Oh, yes you do. Your body is tidy, nice swell on the boobs, nice mound below, no wrinkles, yeah, you could do well."
"Well, I don't think it is appropriate for you to describe me that way, nice mound indeed."
"But you do mum, it's, well, it's hot. You are a MILF according to my friends."
"That is such a demeaning phrase I never want to hear you say it again."
"But you are."
So, was he telling me that is what he thought That he wanted to take me to bed? Not really appropriate for a mother and son.
"You, my son, should not think of me like that, it is wrong."
"I can't help it. I can't stop my thoughts."
"But you should, as soon as those evil thoughts enter your head, you should banish them. They are wrong."
"Why mum? I am a grown man, you are a grown woman with the looks of a model, why shouldn't I imagine?"
"You might be a grown man, and I a grown woman, but we are mother and son, and those thoughts that you have are taboo."
"You never get them?"
"No, of course not."
"Not even when you saw me naked this morning."
"No, not even then. Nor, before you ask, since."
"I find that difficult."
"What, that some one should see you naked and not have the urge to dive straight into bed with you?"
"Yeah."
"Lordy but you have a lot to learn, you are showing your immaturity I am afraid, and that is not an attractive trait."
"So, what is, attractive I mean."
"It differs from person to person."
"What do you find attractive?"
"Lots of things, neatness, politeness, these are a good start. Being undressed is neither neat nor polite."
"I live here, this is my home, why shouldn't I be naked? You wander around naked upstairs, I have seen you."
Oh? Has he now, has he been spying on me?
"Oh, so you are spying on me, trying to catch your mum naked."
"I don't have to spy, you just walk around naked and I can see."
"In my bedroom, is different to wandering around the house generally naked."
"You're pretty near naked now, I mean, if I hadn't already seen you naked, it wouldn't take very much imagination to know what you look like."
"I am sunbathing, in my own garden where only members of my family can see me, and I still have everything covered."
"Well, no, not quite, you are displaying your fanny, your bottoms are not covering you."
Mortified much?
"Well, a polite boy would have pointed out a wardrobe malfunction to his mum and not sat ogling it."
"I would have thought not taking advantage and diving on it was being polite."
"What on earth do you mean, diving on it?"
"You know what I mean, licking you, using my tongue, like dad does."
"Oh my God, listen to yourself. Have you watched us, in the bedroom?"