It was the day of my sister's wedding, and my girlfriend was giving me trouble. I stood in front of her, looking down at the street were several of my relatives and the groom's stood around talking, waiting for this important day to start. In fact, I was planned to be a big part of that. My mom was probably looking for me right now. I was the man of the house and all that, after my father's passing.
But it was hard concentrating on all that when my girlfriend sat in a chair and jerked me off, an irritated, frustrated look on her cute face, her blonde hair bobbing with every stroke. She did it faster now. As if she hate-fucked me with her hand.
"It's not fair that you should last this long when I can't even do anything!" she said. Sweat came dangerously close to messing up her makeup.
"I can't help it," I moaned.
She couldn't do anything because she was all dressed up to go, her bridesmaid dress like a crispy grey version of the dress my sister would be wearing later today.
"Hurry up and come!"
Starting to feel tired, she switched hands. Holding my cock in a tight grip she spat it right in the eye, using her saliva to stroke me over my sensitive head.
"You didn't have any problems yesterday," she said.
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It was the day before my sister's wedding, and the drinks were giving me trouble. I wasn't even supposed to be here, in what was basically a large closet, but the bridesmaid who had volunteered had suddenly dropped out, obviously because it was a shit job. Every minute new orders came through a hatch in the wall, beyond a black drape, and I had to mix a dry martini or a G&T or something else. There was a list of recipes on the wall I was supposed to follow.
The rest of the house was also covered in black clothing. Black candles burned on every flat surface. I had been led through it all to my secret hideaway. "No men allowed," my girlfriend whispered in my ear as she opened the door. With a wink she showed me the lock on the outside.
I could barely recognize her. She was dressed all in black except for a dusky grey cat mask. It made her face stand out beautifully, especially with her dark red lips. The same would be the case with everyone else. Everyone was a separate animal.
"Including you," she said.
"Me?" I asked.
"Of course!" she answered. "It wouldn't be the worst thing if your sister found out there was a man here. After all, it is her bachelorette. But she probably wouldn't want it to be her brother now, would she?"
"Probably not," I said.
"Good!" She smiled her pixie smile and opened a plastic bag.
"A cock?" I asked. "Seriously?"
"Just made me think of you," she said. She stroked me over my pants, making me hard in seconds. "Don't know why. Do you?"
"Stop teasing."
"Okay, but put it on. We have to hurry."
She left me with a sharp click of the lock that told me I wasn't going anywhere soon. But I had things to prepare. There were twenty bottles there! And when I waited for my first order I spied through the drape. By social ques I finally found out that the white raven was my sister, and I had to stop myself from saying hello. We hadn't talked much, she being stressed and all, but she seemed to have a good time and so I relaxed into my role as a bartender.
But that said, the drinks were a pain in the ass. That was until I found out I could make pitchers of the stuff. That way I could stay ahead and only had to worry about special orders. The only problem with my brilliant plan, if you can call it that, was that as the night wore on the pitchers with G&T started to lose their bubbles. I had to finish them by drinking them and make another one. By that time, I mostly sat down, and I didn't realize how drunk I was until I had to move across the floor to pick up a fresh bottle of rum.
Luckily, I wasn't a noobie. I had been drunk and performed tasks before. Mostly I could do things as long as I didn't have to think about it, and as long as the work came at an even pace. Sadly, as the night wore on, the orders stopped coming. I had finally decided to sleep on the floor when the lock turned and the door opened to reveal a cat mask gleaming in the dark.
"Hello," the cat said. "How is my cock?"
I tried to say something. It didn't work.
"You tired?" she asked with a pout. "Poor thing. Come, let me take care of you."
She advanced on me, and for a moment I actually felt like a fowl being stalked by a wild cat. She was a lot less drunk than I, smooth on her feet. It came as a shock when she shoved me hard against the wall and it all went topsy turvy dark after that.