Jim Williams, 25yo graduate student and math wunderkind, had just completed the last classes of his graduate study. All that remained was a thesis on his latest development of string theory. He was lounging in his one bedroom apartment within walking distance of the school. He had received an interview offer from Argonne National Laboratories near Chicago, pending acceptance of the thesis. A lot was riding on this, but Jim was very confident of success, as he always was in tight circumstances. He was feeling quite chipper when the phone rang. He answered.
"Jim?"
It was his sister Julie, a 22 year-old grad student at the same school. She sounded alarmed.
"Jim, can you come down to the Trade Winds Club? I need you at once!"
"What's up, Sweets?"
"I am here with Susan, and some drunk guy is trying to pick me up!"
"Can't you just tell him 'No'?"
"I have several times, but he is very persistent! He is really bugging me. And he is talking dirty to me!" She sobbed a bit.
Jim was getting serious. "Like what kind of dirty?"
"Well...well..., he said if I didn't dance with him, he would force me to blow him, then he was going to fuck my tight ass!"
Jim growled "I'll be right there!"
He jumped into his 1984 Chevrolet pick up and sped the five miles to the club. He ran in and looked around for Julie. He saw her near the dance floor with Susan, her back to a bulky guy who was glaring at her. As Jim started toward her, she spied him and ran over. She embraced him and whispered "I want you to pretend to be my boyfriend, and maybe he'll get the message!"
Jim growled "Why don't I just smash him, and no more problem!"
"I'm afraid for you; he is pretty big, and that guy in the red sweater is with him! I don't want you to get hurt!"
Jim turned to her and whispered "You're boyfriend, huh? Guess I better play the part!"
With that, he grabbed her, wrapped his arms about her, and gave her a deep, open mouth kiss, lasting 20 seconds or so. When he stood back, Julie was in shock. She managed to gulp.
"Wow! I've never been hit with one like that!"
Jim smiled, then picked her up and repeated the kiss, then kissed her neck and shoulder. He grabbed her hand and started toward Susan, who was staring in disbelief. He walked up to Susan and hugged her.
"Hi Susan!" he gushed. "How's it going?"
She looked scared and had tears in her eyes. "What are you and Julie up to?" he asked.
Before she could answer, the big guy stepped up. "They're gonna dance with me and my buddy!"
Jim backed away a short step. "Oh yeah? And what are the girls saying about this?"
"Don't matter! We're gonna dance and drink, then get a room!"
Jim moved Julie slightly behind him, and kept a wary side eye on Red Sweater to his left.
Jim smiled disarmingly.
"What makes you think I'm gonna let my little girl friend here get involved with you?"
He moved a few inches further back to give the illusion he might be getting cold feet.
"Ain't your girlfriend, Pal, I've marked this slut as mine!" Jim smiled a little more.
"Funny, I put my mark on her some time back, and I won't tolerate you doing the same!"
Julie was whimpering, and Susan looked as though she would faint.
The big guy set his drink on a table as Jim watched Red Sweater start to bring his right arm up. Jim swung a mighty back hand with his closed left fist, his eyes never leaving Big Guy, knocking Red over an empty table and scattering chairs. Big Guy threw a right jab, but Jim was ready.
Now, we should take a moment here and bring you up to date on Jim's prowess. When he was a 13yo eighth grader, two high school sophomores took a dislike to him and smeared him around the playground a bit. Jim went home with two black eyes, a broken nose, numerous contusions and bruises, and a destroyed ego. Jim's mother Sylvia, took one look, and before caring for his wounds, called her brother Bill. Bill was a retired Marine, and had a reputation as a skilled martial arts professional. Rumor was he had ended the life of several enemy who happened to get in front of him. Bill agreed on the spot to give Jim a bit of training to forestall future events like this.
Bill spent most of the summer teaching Jim how to avoid punches and blows, how to disarm an opponent, and how to manhandle guys quite larger than he. Jim was quite intelligent, and took to the training well. Never again was he bested. After the word got around about the condition of a couple of guys who challenged him, nobody else tried.
Back to the present.
Jim grabbed the right wrist and stopped the motion, He brought his own right up and smashed Big Guy's face with three jabs over the space of about one and one half seconds. The guy's face turned to a red mush, and he dropped like a balloon that lost its air.
Jim turned to the girls and said, "Looks like we can spend the rest of the night partying!"
The girls were in shock still. While this was going on, two bouncers saw the commotion and hurried over.
"What's going on here?" one shouted.
Jim faced him, "These two drunks got into a fight over a girl and took out each other!"
The bouncers picked them up and started for the door.
A man standing nearby shook Jim's hand and gushed, "Smooth move, my man! I like the way you took out these dudes!"
Jim smiled and turned toward Julie. The guy continued.
"One of these your girlfriend?"
Jim smiled as he pulled Julie to him.
"She sure is, friend!"
He then repeated the hot kiss, sending his and Julie's hearts racing. She looked at him aghast.
"What the hell are you doing?"
He grinned into her shocked face.
"Just letting everyone know I'm your boyfriend, who loves you very deeply!"
Susan looked on with disbelief. She had known these two since elementary school, and had never seen anything like the last few minutes.
Jim put his arms around the two ladies and asked, "Anyone hungry?"
Without waiting for an answer, he walked with them out the door and to his truck. He let Julie into the middle of the bench seat, Susan on the outside.
He climbed in and asked, "Whatta ya' think? Donato's for pizza?" It was famous far and wide for their gourmet pizza. Both ladies just stared straight ahead.
Julie, without turning, asked, "What the hell just happened back there?"
Jim smiled. "Well, let's see; I kissed my girlfriend, told her I loved her, and destroyed two visigoths attempting to sully her and her friend!" He laughed at his own statement.
Julie turned to him, "You kissed me like...like...like a lover would!"
"Why, thank you, Darling! I thought you would never ask! I would be quite honored to be your one and only lover for all time!"
It was Susan's turn.
"Damn, Jim, no one's ever kissed me like that! I'm very jealous."
Julie snuggled against him.
"No you don't, you harlot! He's all mine!" She looked up into his face, "Are you serious, or just pulling my chain?"
He smiled, "Why Sweetheart, the only thing I plan to pull is your panties down!"
Susan gasped, her hand over her mouth. Julie chuckled and buried her face in Jim's arm. Jim started the big-block V8 and shifted into first. The truck moved quickly into the street. No one spoke on the way.
At the restaurant, Jim ordered a large carafe of Lambrusco wine and a large pizza with everything but anchovies. They're tastes were similar. Julie was sitting pressed against Jim, rubbing his arm. She looked up.
"Why the loving all of a sudden?"
Jim grinned, belying his serious demeanor.
"Well, it's been a well-kept secret for years that I'm in love with my beautiful sister. I've watched you grow and develop, and knew years ago I wanted to be with you. Of course, this required your cooperation, as in you feeling the same about me. Tonight just presented the best opportunity to date to test you, see if I stood a chance."
Julie stroked her cheek along his upper arm.
"I never thought about my cry for help turning into this, but I guess it's for the better!"
Susan had been silent, but spoke up softly, "Julie, I have known for a long time that you favored Jim a lot, but kept out of it in deference to your privacy."
Julie looked at her, "And now?"
"And now I think you had better latch onto this hunk before some Jezebel steals him!"
Julie smiled. Susan continued.
"And I also think you should get a room and make up for the lost years!"
Jim put his arm around his sister.
"No need, I have a nice queen bed made just for us!" Julie gasped.
"You expect to bed me so soon?"
Jim again smiled; he was enjoying this.
"I didn't say we were gonna fuck, but we could sure get better acquainted!"
Both girls chuckled. The pizza arrived, and all dug in. The conversation turned humorous, and they had a great time.
Jim dropped Susan off at her apartment, then drove to a city park and pulled into a car lot. He looked at Julie, who was staring into the night.
"A penny for your thoughts, my darling!"
She looked at him, smiled, and whispered.
"My thoughts are worth a lot more than a penny!"
He kissed her cheek.
"And just what thoughts are those?"
She moved nearer him and took his hand.
"I'm so surprised at this evening's events! I must admit I've fantasized of being with you for a long time, but never dared make the first move."
She was a very steady, don't-make-waves person. She continued.