Part 1
Having slept on the outside, Mum was able to get out of bed without waking me the next morning, but she did wake me later. By bouncing on it.
She was wearing a black wrap style skirt and a long white blouse along with a child like smile as she called for me to rise and shine, finishing by collapsing on and almost knocking the wind out of me.
"Guess what I did while you were sleeping, hon?" she asked cheerily.
God, she looked so good.
"Huh," I asked, my penis waking up with the rest of me.
"Can't you smell it?"
"Your perfume? Yeah, it's nice."
"Not that, horndog! I went and got breakfast and coffee at
Mc Donald's."
"Mc Donald's?"
I asked incredulously. "You never get that stuff, you always ragged on me when
I
ate it."
"I know, hon, but it's cheaper for us to eat their garbage than it is to buy our own groceries, especially considering that we're limited to a microwave oven. Besides, it's your birthday and it won't hurt. C'mon, get up and eat with me."
So I did and it was pretty good, too. Part of the reason was because I was eating it with my new and exciting, other mother. She hurried me off to the shower afterward, completely immersed in her fun persona, the one I just couldn't resist and I was still hard when I got back, dressed and ready for whatever she had planned.
"Geez, is that thing always like that?" she asked, looking at my equatorial region with a raised brow and a smirky smile.
"Whenever I'm around you lately, yeah."
"You're so complimentary. Makes me feel good. Here, take this and these."
From under the bed, she grabbed and handed me a zippered duffle bag, then the keys to Jamie's van from somewhere down between her boobs. Grabbing a second duffle from under the bed, she opened the door and held it wide for me, as wide as her excited smile.
The van was at the sidewalk outside the building and I had a funny feeling Jamie had personally delivered it as I let her in, she reminding me about its schizophrenic transmission. Always staying near the coastline, she directed me East and we soon found ourselves leaving the confines of the city proper, passing through a large, semi-industrial area to eventually reach a very nice, picturesque coast road.
Part chip seal, part asphalt, the patchy route wound through the trees, up and down steep hills while the woods to the right would sometimes part, giving us a great view of the bay and the city. I realized why they call New Brunswick 'the picture province' as we trundled along in the beautiful heat with the salt breeze from the bay. I was as happy and content as she was, even mostly forgetting about our down and out status.
Finally, after executing a curving downhill grade, she pointed through the windshield at a parking lot with what looked like a small canteen, excitedly reporting, "Here, right here where the gate is."
I slowed, activated the turn signal and pulled in, allowing the dirty old, blue
Camaro
that had been crowding me the whole way out to pass by us with a roar.
It was a beach. An incredibly beautiful, long, crescent shaped beach with a high sandbar a little way out. To the left, the sandy shore was bordered by a tall cliff with trees covering the top, jutting right out into the water, to the right, lower rocks that people were walking on. The parking lot was elevated by about twenty-five or thirty feet, the top of a wooden stair set visible from where we parked, and the view was just magnificent.
"Wow..." I commented.
"I know, isn't it nice? It's called Mispec. Some of my earliest memories are of Dad taking us out here for the day. I couldn't even remember how to get here, I had to ask people. Sure has changed a lot since then."
"I didn't wear swim trunks."
"I brought some for you, they're in one of the duffle bags."
"But I don't even own a pair anymore."
"You do now, I bought you some. Go ahead and change."
"Here? In- in the van?"
"Why not? The windows are tinted and if anybody walks along the front of us... Well, so what?"
" ... Umm... Actually, I'd kinda rather you stood up and blocked their view with a towel or something."
"You'll be fine, just get changed so we can get down there. Wow, there's hardly even anyone here."
Five minutes later, stepping off the bottom stair and starting out across the hot sand towards the lower, tumbled and water eroded rocks to the right, I complained about her fashion choice for me again.
"Stop whining, you have your pants on over them and they're really nice. Daniel Craig looked great in them as 007."
"I'm not Daniel Craig."
"No, you're a swimmer and a Jujitsu black belt and you know what that makes him?"
"What?"
"Just an actor."
" ... Okay, I know you're complimenting me and thanks, but I have to take my jeans off at some point and-"
"Oh, good god in heaven! You wore
Speedos
in the pool!"
"That was different."
"How?"
"I was competing, that's how. So did everyone else along, with cap and goggles."
"What, you don't think women check out male athletes?"
"I- ... (sigh) It'll be pretty embarrassing if I get a hard on, that's my point. You've seen the trunks I wear to the beach and that's why I wore that kind."
"
Used
to wear," she corrected. "Anyway, there's hardly anybody here, nobody at all over there by the rocks. So what if you do get a hardon? Besides, Mummy loves when that happens. (giggle)"
She chose a spot that was quite isolated on the large beach, far enough from its rocky boundary and the people climbing over the easy, broken surfaces. Close to the abrupt tree line that had long since replaced the steep, grassy slope between the parking lot and the sand, she got out a large blanket and spread it out for us, kicking her sneakers off to get on, kneeling to dig further through her duffle while speaking over her shoulder at me.
"Hop on my magic carpet, Son. No shoes or sand allowed."
She'd brought a modest spread of things including a small radio, two towels, sun block, a medium sized camping thermos, sub sandwiches with pop, (yes,
pop!
) straws and a fanny pack for our money and stuff. Printed in black marker on the top of the thermos was, 'Bob Leblanc'.
She soon had us set up with a smile, encouraging me to remove my jeans and shirt as she began unbuttoning her blouse on the blanket with me. Her suit was a two piece black bikini, the top featuring those long triangles that tied around the back of her neck, covering her nipples easily but leaving a whole lot more to help the imagination. To put it simply, it would have fit Staci just fine, but she wouldn't have looked anywhere near as appetizing in it.
" ... Ho-ly... Mum..."
"You like?"
I was almost completely hard again by the time I could answer.
" ... Oh my god."
"I'll take that- and