Author's note: Well hey, time flies! Here it is already March and I am just posting my first story of 2013. Well, no worries because I have plenty of good stuff coming and not all of it is going to be light and fluffy. But in the meantime I want to kick off the year with something fun and frivolous, so with no further adieu, welcome to "My Mother's a Porn Star! Enjoy, LC68
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"Goddamn!" Rich exclaimed from the window overlooking my backyard.
"What's the matter?" I asked, looking up from sociology book I'd had my head buried in for the last half hour.
"Nothing at all, man, nothing at all," he replied shaking his head and still peering out the window.
"Then what are you swearing at?"
"At how friggin hot your mother is," he whistled, "Christ she looks fucking good in that bikini."
Rolling my eyes, I leaned back in my chair and said, "Rich, you come here to study or perv on my mom?"
"I am studying." He grinned, "I'm studying the effect hot cougars have on horny college freshmen."
"Yeah well if your dumb ass doesn't get out of the window, she's going to catch you studying her."
"Oh, please," he waved at me, "Like she doesn't know I stare at her. Bet she loves it."
"Whatever. You going to get over here or am I working on this thing alone," I sighed, "I swear you're the worst person I know to study with. I don't know why I bother."
"You bother because we've been best friends since third grade and because I always have this!" with a huge grin he pulled a small bag from his pocket that contained an obscenely fat joint.
"Well that does make school work seem a little easier." I nodded.
"Sure does," removing the joint from the baggie he pulled out his lighter, "And Sociology is a real bitch so let's get some inspiration." He flicked the lighter and I put my hand up.
"Hey man, Mom could come up here, put that out."
"Please," he nodded towards the window as he brought the lighter to his face, "She just stretched out on the chair. She'll be there awhile." He took a hit from the joint and releasing the fragrant smoke sighed, "And I won't be complaining. Damn she's fine."
"You need a minute?" I laughed as I reached out and took the joint as he handed it to me.
"Bet I'd cum in about a minute if I got my hands on her." He winked, "At least the first time anyway."
"Alright man," I said, then paused to take a hit. I held the smoke in my lungs for a moment before releasing it, "That's my mother, she's too old for you to drool over"
"She don't look old." He said gawking out the window again, "I can't believe she's forty. Fucking body like a twenty year old, but I bet she knows how to..."
"Enough." I said taking the joint back.
"Yeah, like you don't look."
"Like I said she's my...." I took another hit then with a shrug laughed, "Yeah alright, I've checked her out!"
"And you say I'm a perv?" he asked.
"Look" I shrugged, "I'm not saying I want to do anything sick to her, but I mean, yeah I know she's hot."
"Hell yeah, she is. Dude, me and the other guys were in heaven when you guys got that pool! We didn't care about you, it was 'what's Nicole going to be wearing?" he shook his head, "Man there was one time she looked so friggin good I went into your bathroom and spanked it right there."
"That's nasty!" I exclaimed, but laughed. I'd had a few hits and pretty much everything was funny now.
"I'd be lying if I said I haven't gotten off to her a couple of times lately too."
"Too much information Rich."
He shrugged and looking back out the window, giggled, "Hey Bobby?"
"What?"
"You ever stroke it to her?"
"That's sick!" I said, shaking my head emphatically as I lied through my teeth.
"Liar!" he pointed at me, "So was she sucking you or...." He glanced back over to the window and exclaimed, "Oh man, that just ain't right!" he looked over at me, "You tell me that isn't fucking hot man!"
Knowing I shouldn't do it, but between the pot and the fact he had me wondering what was so hot, I got up and walked over to the window. My eyes immediately widened and I had to bite my lip not to say anything to get Rich busting my balls. Beneath the window Mom was bent over adjusting the lounge chair she had been laying in. She was wearing a white bikini the bottom of which was little more than a thong and her amazing ass was pointing directly at us.
As she fumbled with the chair that ass was wiggling back and forth and I swallowed hard at the sight. Mom was deeply tanned making the skimpy bikini look even hotter on her. My eyes left her round firm cheeks and trailed down the backs of her long well shaped legs. As Rich had so eloquently put it, this just wasn't right. This was my mother, the woman who had been way too good to me for me to be staring at her ass and wondering what it would be like to grab her hips and fuck the shit out of her.
Mom straightened and reaching back, grabbed her long sandy brown hair and began putting it up. I took in the smooth tan skin of her back and imagined pulling the string that would undo her top. I forced myself to look away before Rich made a crack, but saw he was still staring. I turned back to watch her and repeated the thought about this not being right. Rich didn't know how right he was; I'd been jerking off to my mother for close to five years now.
I knew it was pretty sleazy to blow a load to the woman who cooked my dinner, took me school clothes shopping and helped me with my homework. Hell it was mom, not my father, who had been the one to give me advice on girls and what they liked and how to, as she had put it laughing, 'get lucky'. I still couldn't help myself; she was just too damn fine. Mom was a waitress when she met dad and a few years ago briefly went back to it because she was tired of staying home. In fact it was seeing her dressed for work that had started my impure thoughts about her.
That uniform consisted of a short hot pink skirt, black fishnets and a low cut blouse her tits were almost falling out of. I'd jerked off to those stockings more times than I could remember and once stole a pair and came all over them. Things hadn't changed much, I thought to myself as just last month, I'd found one her thongs mixed in with my laundry and wrapping it around my cock, exploded to the thought of that load being all over her face.
"Yeah that's right." Rich whispered next to me, "Let's see that front."
I came out of my fog to see Mom turning around. She was still fumbling with her hair and her arms were over her head, lifting her tits up to an even better angle. Not that they needed any help. I wouldn't say Mom's tits were huge, but they were far from small and the front of the bikini didn't cover much more than her nipples. Again I let my eyes wander down. Mom did Yoga and went to the gym during the week leaving her stomach flat and hard and her thighs firm and well toned. Again Rich was right; I knew girls my age whose bodies weren't as tight as my mothers.
Hell even Stephanie, the last girl I'd been dating had been softer around the middle than Mom. Speaking of Steph, it was too bad she'd broken it off with me, because gawking at my mother was getting me damn horny even with Rich standing next to me. Speaking of Rich, he muttered "Cocktease" as Mom lay on her back on the chair and made a show of stretching. Her arms went over her head again and her long legs straightening out, she arched her back off the chair, pushing her amazing rack up at us.
Despite Rich's presence, I felt my cock stiffening and knew I'd be beating off the second he left.
"Dude, I don't know how your old man does it?"
"Does what?" I asked, "Keep up with her?" I laughed, "I found some blue pills in the medicine cabinet once. He said they were for allergies, but then yelled at me when I went to take one."
Rich burst out laughing and I followed suit, when he caught his breath he said, "No, I mean how the fuck does he leave her alone all the time?"
"He's in sales, he has to." I shrugged, "He's gone right now until early next week."
"Shit." He sighed, "If I were him I wouldn't leave the house, I can't imagine how many guys hit on her." He smirked, "Wonder if she fools around with any of them?"
"Knock it off," I hit him in the arm. "Mom's not like that, shit when my dad was out of work she got offered a lot of money by a friend who owns a club to waitress topless and she turned it down," I laughed, "She said they were dad's and dad's only."
"That's what she says." He nodded, "But I'm not talking stripping for people. I'm talking sex. Dude, look at her, a woman like that needs it every day! I.... oh shit!"