My mind was still reeling over what had happened with my Mom last night. So much in fact, that I stayed up a lot later than I wanted to thinking about. I thought about it so much in fact, that I jerked off just to relieve the pressure, thinking about her gorgeous body sliding up and down on me. It was a feeling that was foreign to me. Because my mother and I had always been very close, and to be inside her was euphoric. It didn't hurt that she was super sexy too! At the same time, it was exhilarating to do something that was so dirty, so taboo that I could never tell a soul. I would be satisfied if it never happened again. Being Mom's little toy was that good.
I started my normal routine that day, going down to the kitchen to get a glass of juice and see if there was any food to shovel into my face. Dad was just getting up from the table, gathering his briefcase and putting down the newspaper when he turned to me.
"Jerry," he said sternly,"I think you and I need to have a little talk. Follow me outside." I knew that voice all too well. Whenever Dad wanted to have a 'talk' it usually wasn't very good.
I forgot about the juice and followed him out to his car. He stopped and sat down on the hood and looked at me intently.
"Jerry, I came home yesterday afternoon because I forgot some papers I needed for work, and well...I heard some noises coming from your room."
If yesterday was startling, the was absolute terror. Dad had heard me plugging my own mother, and his wife. I could feel the blood draining from my face. Every terrible thought imaginable went through my head. I was sure he was at a minimum, going to kick me out on my ass and tell me never to comeback, and probably divorce Mom, and he just might beat me into a grease spot right there in the driveway.
"Da..dad, I can explain," I fumbled.
Dad put up his hand and smiled, surprising me. "No need to explain, son, it's natural, of course we all did it. I gotta tell you son, when I was your age..."
Oh god, I thought. He's gonna go off on some story about high school or some shit. But at least, he didn't know what really happened, and I might live to see another day.
"...the thing is Son," he continued,"you never know when your mother might come home, and frankly, I don't know how she would have reacted to something like that."
"I guess you're right, Dad, I should have thought about that." If only he knew.
"Son, were you safe?"
"Of course, Dad."
"Can never be too careful, Son. Always be careful, and of course if you ever need any advice, you can always come to me." Dad gave me a nice strong shake to the shoulder. 'Right', I thought, I'll come to you for advice on how to get your wife in the sack next time.' Make no mistake, my Dad was a great guy and I loved him very much, but he existed in his own "Dad World" and I couldn't understand it to save my life.
"Alright, kiddo," he said opening the car door, "Off to work."
"See ya Dad."
"Hey," he called out as I turned away, "it was that Jenny girl wasn't it?" He smiled broadly.
"Uh yeah." Jesus Christ, I thought, am I that big of a loser that even my parents think there's only one girl in the world that'll sleep with me?
"She's good looking, Son!" Backing out of the driveway, he gave me the thumbs up and flashed the million dollar Salesman Smile.
I finally was able to take a breath as he drove away, realizing how large the bullet that I just dodged was. Mom was standing in the doorway as I walked back up to the house.
"Holy crap, Mom, do you realize what Dad just..."
"Yes, baby, I know. He mentioned it to me too. I told him I was down the street talking to Mrs. Kreuger and I didn't hear a thing."
"Does he come home during the day like that often?"I asked.
"No," she replied, "But that was a scary one. Your Dad is pretty openminded, but I don't know if I could have explained away that one."
She gave me a big hug. Mom was wearing a nearly floor length floral skirt, and a snug top uunbottoned down to the 3rd button. Her breasts felt wonderful against my chest.She wasn't wearing a bra, but they were firm against me just like had one on. My hands instinctively ventured to the small of her back and I put my fingers in the waistband of her skirt. No underwear. She gave me a small kiss on the cheek, and I kind of wanted a little more. I could feel my self getting aroused, but I had to step back away from this. It was crazy enough to do it, but to almost get caught, I thought this getting out of hand.
"I'm going out to the backyard, hon,"Mom said to me.You can come help me with some yardwork if you don't have anything else to do."
"Sure Mom." She walked out to the back of the yard, and I went to my room to put on some clothes.
Stepping out onto the patio, I smelled something curiously out of place, but quite familiar to me. It was the distinctive smell of marijuana burning. In this neighborhood, I thought, who would be out smoking pot. I went back into the yard to see if I could see the source, and I saw Mom, leaning with her back against a tree near the back fence. There was a large row of bushes just behind the fence, so it was difficult to see anything back there.
"Uh, mom?"
She looked over at me and smiled, pulling the joint away from her lips and exhaling a large puff of smoke.
"Hi baby," she said, "Want some?"
I had smoked pot several times before, but something felt weird about getting high with my mother. But then again, I had my dick in her less than 24 hours earlier, so this was comparatively tame. I reached out and took a long toke, immediately beginning to feel relaxed.
Mom looked at me. "Doesn't look like your first time."
"Doesn't look like yours either," I smiled back.
"Well, it can get a little boring out here in the suburbs, ya know. Anyways, I've been thinking a lot about yesterday..."
Queue the uncomfortable silence.
"Me too, Mom, it certainly wasn't what I expected."
"Me either, baby, but I liked it a lot." She bit her lip like she always did when she had something big to say. "I was wondering if you wanted to play around some more. You know, we don't have to really DO anything, I just like being touched."
I felt like I was 10 years old again, with some little girl asking me if I wanted to play doctor behind the building during recess.