It may seem strange that my first Halloween party didn't come until I was twenty-two years old, but as a teenager I was too busy with school and sports to party very much. I had a couple girlfriends but none I was ever serious about so I didn't attend many parties that were intended for couples. I would spend most Halloweens at home helping my mother pass out candy. My alcoholic father was rarely around and Mom was great company.
Mom would actually dress up in her sexy little witches costume to pass out candy. It was like a little black dress; a tight fitting, low-cut, mini-dress slit up the sides that she would wear with thin black pantyhose. She really had the body to show it off too, and her short, blonde hair was a sharp contrast to the black dress and witches hat. Throw in the eye makeup and black lipstick, and she was one sexy little witch. It was amazing how many good, young fathers there were in our neighborhood that gladly took their kids around to trick or treat.
Even with four Halloweens in college, we never had a costume party, just horror movie marathons. Some kids would dress up for them, but neither I nor any of my girlfriends really saw the fun of it. We would rather sit back and enjoy the movies, using the scary parts as an excuse to grab and fondle each other. The rooms were always dark to add atmosphere, so no one else could see what you were doing. I even occasionally found myself groped my more than one set of hands, but would never find out who the other hands belonged to.
So after college, I got a job at a medium sized accounting firm in town and they placed me on the team for one of our new customers, a growing equipment company that had outgrown the one-man operation that had been doing a poor job on their balance sheets. Not that they were inaccurate, just always late. This cost them money because he would borrow money to pay quarterly taxes that he usually didn't owe.
So in taking over, we had to go in and work with their receivables and payables clerks to understand their system and look for ways to improve it. That's how I met Amy, a cute, thin, brunette who was very outgoing and flirty. She actually asked me out because I was so wrapped up in doing my job that I missed all the cues she was sending me. We actually had a good time that first time we went out, ending it with a pretty steamy make-out session that ended at third base. I had to go home and jerk off however since she didn't return the favor.
That should have been my first clue, but she kept being nice to me and agreeing with everything that I wanted to do. I picked the movies, I chose where we went to dinner, and I chose whose party we went to. The sex was pretty mediocre, but I figured that was just because we hadn't been together that long. Somehow I ended up proposing to her in bed one night and everything changed after that.
I came down with strep throat and even though my doctor told me to stay away from people for 48 hours to give the antibiotic a chance to work, Amy insisted that we had to go to the jewelers that night to pick out rings. I stood there with a fever of 102 while she checked out rings and I just agreed to what she liked so we could get out of there. I didn't even realize it cost me my entire savings account until the following week when I went to pick them up. I was pissed but too much of a wuss to tell them to keep them.
So as I stood in the church, waiting to go out to the altar, I told my best man that the wedding was a mistake and I should call it off. Of course he told me it was just nerves and that every groom has those doubts. And besides, all my friends and family had travelled so far to get to the out of town wedding, they would be really upset if it was all for nothing. So I ended up marrying Amy and making the biggest mistake of my young life.
The wedding was pretty much a disaster with a new priest who didn't speak much English and was also performing his first marriage ceremony in America. Half the time, no one could tell what he was saying so we would just nod when he looked at us. At the reception, he got drunk along with my father and we had to pull them apart when they started arguing about religion. Then my wife and I headed out to stay at a different hotel for the night because we didn't trust my friends to behave if they knew where we were staying.
As soon as we were alone in the room, I started to reach for her, expecting what most couples expect on their wedding night. Instead, she asked for aspirin because she had a headache. So she slept while I drank the two beers I had absconded with from the reception and watched Sportscenter.
In the morning, I once again thought I might get a little action but I awoke to find I was alone in the room. She left a note saying she went to breakfast with her friends and would be back soon. I showered and dressed in case she brought her friends back to the room. Not that I would mind if her friends came in and found me naked because they were all really cute, but I knew Amy would be pissed and one of us in bad mood was enough.
We ended up checking out of the hotel without me getting so much as a kiss, and then driving to spend the day with her family before driving back home. By the time we were home, she was too tired to do anything even though I had done all the driving. We had to be up at 4AM the next morning for our flight to Florida so once again there would be no action.
Ah, but sunny Florida should produce plenty of opportunity. Wrong again as she got dehydrated and spent most of the week in our hotel room sleeping. Having spent all that money for the trip, I'd be damned if I was going to spend my time sitting in the room watching TV. So I headed out to see the town and found a local restaurant/bar just outside the tourist area. I sat at the bar and ordered an early dinner and drinks for myself while watching a game on the bar TV.
A cute little blonde that looked like jailbait came and sat next to me and ordered a drink. Fortunately the bartender had to ask for ID and I saw her birthday made her 21 and that her name was Tammi. I started up the conversation.
"So I guess you're not a regular here either if you had to show your ID."
"Well, I've been here before but not when I was old enough to drink, at least legally," she grinned.
"So what's the place like then," I asked wondering if things picked up later. "Oh, and my name's Joey."
"Tammi," she countered. "Well," she hesitated, "it's pretty much a local bar and the guys generally don't like tourists moving in on their territory. But other than that, the food is good and the beer is cold and it usually fills up at night."
"So you're saying I should probably be moving on after I finish my meal."
She placed her hand on my bare leg, just below my shorts. "You've got some time before the regulars get here so maybe you should just enjoy the company." Her hand sliding a little higher on my leg, I placed my hand on top of hers to slow things down. I also ordered another round of drinks.
That was when she felt the wedding band on my hand. "You're married? What the fuck are you doing in here alone?" she yelled. "You here on business?" she asked in a quieter tone. She said it like it was OK for a married traveling businessman to have sex on the side, but not somebody local.
"I'm sorry. No, I'm on my honeymoon but my new wife has decided that I should be miserable so I left the bitch in the hotel room sleeping. Sorry if I seemed to be leading you on."
"Oh, sorry it's not working out like you had hoped. You seem like a nice guy." She placed her hand back on my leg and this time I did nothing to stop her approach up my thigh. She took a swig on her beer and turned her stool to face me, then placing both hands on my thighs. I couldn't help but notice that her shorts didn't cover much and were tight enough in the crotch that the stretchy material perfectly outlined her pussy.
"Well," she said again, "it looks like there are two ways this can end up tonight. We continue to drink until the gang comes in and then, even though you look like you can handle yourself, they kick your ass and you end up in jail or the hospital. Or two, we finish off our drinks and I help you with your dinner and we get out of here before they show up."
"And then," I queried. "What happens after that? I thank you for saving my life and we go our separate ways."
She reached over the bar and grabbed a fork, helping herself to some of my steak. "I think maybe we go to another place where we can dance a little, and then if we're still friends, we go back to my place for drinks." She was trying to smile as she chewed the steak, looking very much like a young child pleading their case to stay up an extra hour.
I was beginning to feel like a total asshole at this point for leaving my wife behind and openly flirting with this gorgeous young lady. But the idea caused a stir in the area her hands were fast approaching. My little head made the decision for my big head and I agreed. We finished up our drinks and left half the meal on the plate before heading out.