Friday's the day I get off early from the office. I kicked off my pumps as I walked in the door and headed straight for the freezer, intending to pull out some chicken to defrost for dinner later. I may live rent-free with my father, but I'm not one of those adult-escent slobs who refuses to do any chores. After getting the bird in the fridge, I indulged myself in a glass of wine (so what if it was only three o'clock? Work was over for the week!) and headed for the place we keep the stereo. Halfway to the living room, though, I almost dropped the half-full glass on the carpet.
"Who are you, and what are you doing in our house?" I sputtered.
The statuesque blonde, who looked to be in her forties or well-preserved fifties, turned around to give me the same once-over I was giving her. Or more accurately, she pirouetted on her four-inch candy-pink designer heels. Oh hell, why don't I tell it like it was? They weren't candy-pink, they were cunt-pink and shiny, like they'd just been licked by the most passionate cunning linguist who ever lived. The stranger's long and shapely legs seemed to go on forever between the stilettos and her sky-high miniskirt, and were covered by a glossy pair of nude pantyhose that showed off every dangerous curve.
"I'm going to call the police in about two seconds if I don't get a good explanation of what you're doing here," I said threateningly. "And I mean real good, right now."
"Please don't do that," she said.
It was the voice that gave it away, that broke the spell the woman seemingly had cast on me. I looked higher than those long legs for the first time. Oh dear God. I blinked several times, but the illusion simply wouldn't go away. I could see that the hair had to be a wig, and the elaborately casual blouse, which must have cost a large fortune (no small fortune could have bought it) had to have a padded bra underneath. Why? Because the face concealed behind the clothing and expensive (and tastefully applied) makeup was that of my own father.
I was reduced to sputtering again. "Sweet Jesus. I don't believe it."
"I forgot that it was your day to get off early." My father blushed rather attractively under his foundation layer. "I'm sorry, Julie. I didn't mean to embarrass you."
"Umm, I'm not embarrassed. More like ... stunned. Dad, are you gay?"
Well, there it was, the question.
"No, I'm not," he replied. "I just like wearing sensuous clothing, soft and silky stuff that feels good against my skin. And in this society that means women's clothing. And if I'm wearing this --" he waved his hand up and down his whole body "-- everything else follows."
"Oh. I see, Daddy. Well, I am. At least I think I am. Gay, I mean. Although I'm not really sure." It was apparently a day for revelations. I kicked one bare heel against my opposing ankle, showing a touch of bashfulness at discussing such a subject with my own father. "I've only been with one man, the one who took my virginity. But he wasn't much of a lover, and, well, I think a woman would be much better for me. Sexually."
My gaze dropped back to the hem of that remarkably short skirt. A distinct bulge had appeared in it, spoiling the smooth lines of the fabric. Could my own father really be that huge? I found myself reaching out to squeeze that bulge, and I enjoyed the soft, sensuous purring sound my daddy made as I rubbed his stiff one through the material.
"Well, I'm a woman," he said. "And I have a dick, too."
I smiled invitingly. "I think a woman with a dick might just be perfect for me."
He smiled too. "Good. Why don't you slip your hand beneath my skirt, then?"
I giggled and did just that. It was easy to get my fingers past his pantyhose, especially as his dick was now standing straight up out of them. I squeezed him hard, savoring the warmth and resilience of his apparently still-growing hard-on. What a fuck-machine he had! I couldn't believe that Mom had ever left him, though maybe she was just more interested in being a high-powered executive, or couldn't tolerate the idea of a husband whose clothes sense was way better than hers.
"Let's go to my room," I said in a breathless voice. He followed me in silence. When we got there, I added, "Don't take off your clothes. I don't want you as my father, I want you as a woman, a woman with a dick."
He nodded his understanding. I doubt he had had any intention of stripping off what took him so much work to assemble, anyhow. I surprised myself with how aroused I was. Was it being with a "chick with a dick", or because it was my father, or both? I had just spent most of the day at an office filled with young men and women with much hotter bodies than my middle-aged father's, but I certainly hadn't had any panty-soaking moments like this one.