I only write true stories.
How I get involved in the situations I write about is a complete mystery to me. Shit just happens.
I have read hundreds of stories on this site and most of them tell how perfect the people are. Big dicks, tall and hansom and wildly overt. Women fatally beautiful, big tits tight asses and on and on. Blah, blah, blah.
Not the case here. I write about normal people. People with flaws both in character and with physical faults. You know, just normal people.
The average person likes to fuck. I cannot be disproved of that.
Men and women both like to fuck.
However, it seems like I spend a lot of time apologizing for men. Men generally make lousy lovers. They rush, they think a dick makes the difference, they can do no wrong. Stupid, stupid, stupid.
You get out of any encounter only as much as you are willing to put into it.
Having said all that I will now begin my true tale.
Me, just an average sort of guy. No six pack, no giant cock, nothing exceptional about me except I can read people really well.
No not physic just spent a lifetime paying attention to other people and what they say and how they act and react to things.
My story is about a second cousin of mine. Her name in Dana. Dana is about 5 feet 8 inches with a normal body. Maybe a couple pounds extra and that adds a lot of pleasure to me in the fact that she has a great jiggle factor. Her hair is brown and cut to fit her face and she is a guy's girl. Jeans, T's and a great sense of humor. Even before we fucked, she was one of my favorite people. Always fun to be around.
She and I grew up together and as we went into our late teens. She was 19 and I was 22 when we began seeing each other.
We would often just hang out and she was the best wingman, if you will excuse the improper gender reference, a guy could ever have.
We went out together a lot on weekends as neither of us liked to drink and we enjoyed each other's sense of humor and attitude.
Friday we had finished bowling and had stopped at the local burger joint that had curb service for a burger.
Our burgers came and I saw two guys a couple cars down looking at Dana and laughing. I walked down to find out what was so funny. They were drunk, or, so it appeared and thought they were very funny.
I asked them to be polite and use good manners and good sense as they were out in a public place.
Maybe I said it wrong. The driver remarked that he could and would do anything he liked and if I did not like it, he would just kick my ass. Oh, brother a stupid drunk.
I am by nature peaceful; being an ex-marine had made me so. I don't suppose the drunk guy gave that any thought as he proceeded to mouth off at me. Calling me motherfucker and so on. I informed him that he did not know my mother and was very wrong. (my mom was not pretty, not sure my dad like to fuck her either).
Again I asked for good manners. I guess I said that wrong cause now he was gonna kick my ass.
OK.
I opened his car door and invited him out. As soon as he planted his left foot on the pavement and shifted his weight to that foot, I slammed the car door as hard as I could on his leg and ankle. (remember Marine Corps training). I then proceeded to explain good manners to him. His friend had nothing else to say.
Dana was shocked as she had never seen me be anything but peaceful.
As we drove off Dana said that seeing that had really turned her on. I laughed and said turn the A/C on and cool down. Dana said "you don't get it do you? I mean seeing you defend me makes my pussy wet and tingly." Again I laughed it off.
Dana was getting a bit pissed and finally I stopped the car and asked if she were serious. Dana said, "I am most definitely serious" and lifter her shirt and showed me her tits in a see through bra.