Much to my relief, by the time I got home, around 3ish, I'd had time to get my brain round all the events of the day and I'd managed to calm down too. And now that I could think coherently, I could at least come up with something harmless to tell my family.
Mum was in the kitchen pouring herself a glass of chilled wine when I arrived and she'd obviously been out in the garden catching the sun, because she was gleaming with sun oil and was wearing a pair of old shorts and her bikini top. And I've got to be honest and say that she looked really good – well, almost hot! I know she's a 36D and her bikini top did little to hide most of the D part of her. Her shorts were so short that her bum cheeks showed as she bent over and her legs seemed even longer and more slender that ever. I had trouble in tearing my eyes away from her charms.
(Yeah – I know it was my mum and I shouldn't have been thinking like that, but she looked so good! And all the turn-ons I'd enjoyed in the past hours or so had sort of triggered my sexual interests – mother or not. Don't forget – until today I'd pretty well had a non-functional cock – now it was about to start ruling my life!)
"Hi love! How'd it go then, Mikey," she said.
"Tedious!" I said, faking a groan.
"Aaaaah!" she said in mock sympathy, "Come on, come and tell me about it. Grab a drink – there's some beer in the fridge – and come outside – the sun's still strong enough to enjoy and we can have a nice chat."
"Ok" I said, "Let me get changed first....."
I went to my room and contemplated what to wear. My swimming trunks – nah – way too revealing in front of mum. My jeans – way too hot.... Oh – what the fuck.....? Ah – my athletics shorts and a t-shirt. Loose enough and they'll let the sun in....and I can take the t-shirt off if I want to. So I stripped off and prepared to get dressed again, but first I looked at my body.
'Not bad', I though, 'trim, no spare fat, a bit ripped, nice six pack, not too hairy – you'll do!'
'What about you?' I asked my cock. 'I wonder if the computer still works?'
I'd put the control pad on my side table and now I picked it up and looked at it. Hmmm – don't want to do anything stupid, but what happens if I press the sensitive button. I held it down a moment too long, I think!
Waaah! My cock positively shot up, spring-loaded, into a hard, throbbing erection!
"Oh fuck!" I said to myself, "Not now! Fucking go away!" A hard-on was the last thing I needed if I was to be there with my half-undressed mum. Ah – default button – phew!!! And my cock gently deflated again, although it remained definitely still a bit firmed up.
I put my shorts on and contemplated myself again. Hmmm – could do with a bit more of a bulge I think – make me a bit more manly. I picked up the control pad again and pressed 'up' on the D-pad and watched as my normal bulge became quite a lot larger! Oh my God – this is gonna be SO good! Pulling girls will never have been so easy! I strutted around for a bit, punching my groin forward to emphasise my size.
"Hey – are you coming out?" yelled my mum......
Shit – almost forgotten why I was changing.
"Oh. Yeah mum – be with you in a mo!" and in the process I totally forgot that I was in an 'enhanced' state, as I quickly scanned my room, shot outside, closed the door and trotted through to grab a beer from the fridge. Moments later I was lying on a lounger alongside my half-dressed mum.
"So – what do you know?" she said amicably, getting me to open up.
"Well, everything went fine. It all works well and even the computer thingy does what it's supposed to do," I said, as I hedged round the reality.
"Well come on then – tell me the details? Mikey – pretend I'm just a friend and not your mum. You went to the hospital to, basically, get your penis to work properly. See – I can say it! We let you go there by yourself so as not to embarrass you, but now you're home, you can tell me. So, come on, what happened."
There was NO way that I was going tell mum about what actually happened!
"Well, what can I say? It works properly now."
"Is that it? Surely there's more to it than that; well I know there is because the surgeon told us and because your operation was one of the first of it's kind in the world and we'd all love to know how you got on."
'I bet you wouldn't want to know what went on!' I thought. I took a swig at my beer, looking for inspiration....and finding very little.
"Mum, my penis is totally normal now. It works ok and that's about it," I said, blushing deeply.
My mum pushed on..... "But they implanted that computer so it doesn't just sit there and do nothing. Computers are clever things nowadays, so what does the computer do? For a start, I know it seems have made your penis look bigger, or is that just padding?"
Oh shit, I'd forgotten that I'd made my cock larger.
"Yeah, well, that's a side effect," I said, "But really it just helps things along – that's about all. He gave me a remote control so that I can adjust things and that's about it," I blustered, feeling decidedly hot and bothered.
"Really!" said mum, looking interested, "Let me see it."
"It's in my room."
"Well, go and get it then," she persisted, "and bring another beer and that chilled wine when you come back.
So I got up and sauntered to my room where I picked up the controller.
'No harm in letting mum see it,' I thought.
"Here it is, mum" I said, a few moments later and I gave it to her to look at. "Please don't press anything!" I poured some wine into her empty glass and popped the tab on my beer.
"So what do all the buttons do?" she asked – "and this D-pad – what's that for? To make your penis move left or right or point up or down?" She chuckled. "Bet you could have fun with this!"
"It's not for fun," I said, "its serious stuff to help me."
"Yeah!" said mum, "I'll believe that! So why are you so worried? What happens if I press the D-pad up then?" and she held it down.
"Mum – stop it!" I put my beer down quickly. "Give it back, please," but it was too late!
Instantly I could feel my cock growing, stretching across my lap and I could see mum watching with wide open eyes as my pants filled with the increasing length of my cock. And we could both see it was starting to twitch too, getting ready for action.
"Wow!" she said, sitting up quickly, "That looks good!"
"Muuuuum, let me have that thing back, please." I asked again, plaintively.
"No way José, this thing could be fun! What else can it do, I wonder," she said mischievously and with a sparkle in her eye as she pressed one of the buttons.