The following story is a fictional event between an adult male and his mother.
I do not recommend trying to have sex in the situation described, it could be hazardous to your health.
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"Honey can you come and help me?"
"Huh?"
"Come here, I need some help."
"Just a minute."
"Oh come on quickly, I'm stuck."
I stood, flushed the shitter and mumbled to myself, 'what the fuck now, stupid bitch always needing me.' Then I put on a stupid squeaky voice, 'Change that bulb, wash the dog, take the dishes for a walk, feed the washing machine, empty the cat.'
"Fuck you mum." When I turned the corner into her room, mum has a well rounded body with the classic 36-24-36 shape that all women seem to want. Well that's what she claims along with being a size 10, I think in reality the numbers are a little bit - let's say wishful thinking. In reality I think she is a little more than she claims but being 5ft 9 and fifty-four she actually looks a good shape.
Dad is long gone with some stupid, and for that matter ugly, bimbo that he got pregnant over his office desk. I'm twenty-two and an inch taller than mum but unlike mum I don't look in good shape as I sit in front of computer screens all day for work and gaming.
I felt my cock twitch and grow when I saw mum and at the same time burst out laughing.
"You shit bag, it's not funny."
"It is from where I'm standing mum."
By now my cock had reached its full size inside my pyjama bottoms and I had to adjust myself to get more comfortable.
"Oh come on sort me out. And turn this bloody fan off."
I found the remote and stopped the fan.
"What the fuck happened mum?"
"Just trying out a new sex position... what do you think happened you twit?"