When I woke up several hours later, the muddy sheets were clinging to my skin; as I shed them and got out of bed, I noticed my black cocktail dress lying on the floor, covered in several large mud stains; apparently Jeff had used it used to clean himself off a little bit. I smiled, shook my head and headed for the bathroom to clean myself up; as I sat down to take a leak, I noticed my bath towel lying in the corner of the bathroom, drenched in mud with his towels clean as a whistle hanging neatly on the towel heater. So, after flushing, I went to my room to get a clean bath towel and stepped into the shower. Afterwards I put on a pink halter top, white shorts and some black underwear.
I collected all the clothing, sheets and towels Jeff had abused over the previous days and carried the huge pile downstairs into the laundry room. As I was filling the machine Jeff walked in and said:"Hi sis, sleep well?"
"Very well, thank you." I replied, slightly blushing.
As I continued filling the machine, I asked him to pass me the detergent, which was on a high shelf above the washer and dryer; in retrospect, not my brightest idea...
"Sure." he said and reached for it.
Next thing I knew, a huge gulp of liquid detergent splashed down on me, ruining my freshly washed hair and staining my pink top and white shorts... as I jumped back in surprise, Jeff said - his voice dripping with insincerity:"Oops, I am sorry!" as she screwed the top back on the container of detergent. With detergent dripping down my hairline, matting my hair, I looked down at my stained clothes, not sure what to do next.
"Well, at least you haven't started the cycle yet, maybe you should put your top and short in the machine as well." Jeff said, not even attempting to hide his motives.
I looked at him, with a mixture of anger and arousal, and replied sarcastically:"You think?"
I pulled the top over my head and pushed my shorts down to my ankles, exposing my black underwear to him; after scooping most of the detergent out of my hair with my top, I put both pieces of clothing in the machine while making sure not to get any on my underwear.
"Oh no, I have gotten some on my hands too." Jeff said, as he held them out for me to see. I knew where he was going with this, but feigned naivetΓ© and looked at his hands.
"Do you mind?" he said as he extended his hands towards my panties.
I didn't say a word.
As he grabbed my panties and wiped his left hand on the outside and his right hand on the inside of my panties, I said:"You'd better have one hell of a cock on you to warrant this kind of insolence!"
He redrew his hands, zipped down his trousers, pulled out his massive boner and asked:"Something like this?"
I pushed down my detergent-soaked panties, threw them in the washer and said:"You probably expect me to suck it, don't ya?" as I was already getting down on my knees in front of him.
"How else am I going to cum on your bra, little sis?" he asked.
I looked at him, aroused by his impudence that he would simply state his intention of cumming on the last piece of clean clothing I had on. Looking him straight in the eye, I grabbed his hard shaft, put my lips around his throbbing head and slid my mouth down all the way to his balls; I couldn't believe how horny I was, again!
He started moving his hips back and forth, trying to fuck my mouth... and I let him; I simply kept my lips pursed around his tool, and my fist around the base of it to prevent him from venturing too deep.
After a few minutes, he got down on his knees and whispered:"On your back sugar."
I leaned back on the ground, moving into his line of fire; Jeff smiled down arrogantly as his throbbing cock was getting ready to spew; seconds later he erupted and catapulted thick ribbons of his white cum all over both cups of my bra, drenching the last piece of clothing on my body.
When he was done spurting, he put his hand on my cunt and asked:"Want me to make it all better?"
"No." I said as I got up, although I was feeling pretty horny. I told myself that turning down his offer was a statement, that I was sending him a message; but the truth was that I enjoyed just serving his purpose and getting nothing but frustration in return.
"Ok sis, have it your way." he said as he got dressed and left the laundry room. I got up, took off my soiled bra and threw it in the machine. A smile appeared on my face when I realized that despite me and my clothes being drenched, there still wasn't any detergent in the machine. After adding some and turning on the machine, I stepped into the hallway butt-naked and frustrated.
Figuring there would be little point in putting on new clean clothes, I decided to remain naked and wear nothing but slippers. I got comfortable on the couch in front of the tv, while Jeff cooked dinner.
Unfortunately, Jeff had apparently dumped all the sperm he was going to dump that day, because aside from some cuddling and snuggling in front of the tv, I was unable to entice him into trying anything else.
After a nice romantic film and a late night comedy show, we decided to call it a night and went to bed, in separate rooms... what I didn't know, was that Jeff was apparently saving up for the next day, which accidently turned out to be April Fool's day!
Now, I had seen my share of April Fool's pranks over the years, but none of them had been so well planned out as the one Jeff had prepared for me that faithful Sunday; and not to talk ill of my previous lovers, but nothing any of them had ever done to me had gotten me so steaming hot and horny as Jeff's
little prank
.
I walked into the bathroom - oblivious to the exact date - and when I didn't see any cum, I took a nice, hot shower. When I finished and stepped out a few minutes later, I noticed that my nighty and all the towels in the bathroom were gone. So, after letting most of the water drip off my body, I carefully snuck out and tiptoed β in order not to slip - to my room. When I grabbed the door handle, it felt wet and sticky and I realized Jeff had deposited (or more likely
smeared
) his cum all over it.
Fighting a smile, I walked into my room and noticed that my closet had been emptied: there was nothing left to cover myself up with. Jeff clearly wanted me to walk around naked, so be it!
I turned around and as I walked out of my room, I saw Jeff standing right outside my bedroom door, butt naked, waiting for me. Before I had a chance to get a better look at him, he slapped a pumpkin pie with whipped cream topping in my face. I screamed and laughed loudly as he scared the shit out of me. As I removed large lumps of pie from my face, I turned my back towards him, giving him the opportunity to run his hand between my naked butt cheeks and tickle my pussy. I wiggled my ass to make him stop, but it wasn't until I turned around again β after removing enough pie from my face to restore at least partial vision β that he redrew his hand... but only to reload! Quick as a cat, he picked up a second pie from behind him on the floor and smashed it in my face!