No, it wouldn't be easy at all. My mom was...well, I think I've already described her at the very beginning as 'kind of bitchy'. And she was, to be perfectly honest. If it wasn't her way, it was wrong, no matter how much better it objectively might have been. She was almost impossible to persuade into anything that she hadn't already thought of, and once her mind was made up - that was it. End of story.
I sat there in my chair, limp in more ways than one, working on catching my breath. Had she always slept in the nude? I had no way to know - she had always been a fairly modest woman around the house, and her and dad had always kept their bedroom door closed, day or night. It was always made pretty clear that mom and dad's room was their space, and our rooms was ours, and never the two should meet.
Eyes closed, I replayed the scene - it wasn't hard, burned into my memory as it was. Mostly turned onto her back, the sheet pulled down to her waist, one slender leg dangling off the sofa. Lit in an almost eerie glow from the flicking television, shadows playing over her body and face. I could easily remember the gentle, barely-there swell of each breast as they lay flattened atop her chest, the angular, lean line of her thigh where it peeked out from the sheet, the flatness of her almost-concave belly.
I shivered, feeling myself stir in my pants again, even though I'd just finished not fifteen minutes before. I glanced at my door, debating - dare I push my luck? The clock read just past 2am, so it was well before the time when she would normally be getting up. With any luck, she'd have fallen deeply asleep again, and I might get another show. I got up from my chair, this time grabbing my phone and, in my besock'd feet, eased my way out of the the guest room.
I paused outside the door, leaving it ajar in case I needed to dart back in. I slid slowly over the tile of the kitchen, scooting step by step, and leaned in, peeking around the wall into the living room. I blinked a few times, then closed my eyes, willing them to adjust to the dark, then opened them again to slits, the whole time, in my head, willing her to be in the same position she had been in before.
No such luck - she had shifted, and pulled the sheet up. She was still on her back, covered by that damned sheet up so that both her breasts were obscured, although that leg was still hanging down from beneath the sheet, her foot resting on the floor. A bit calmer and more composed than I was the last time, I glanced about, and noticed that reason for the...event. Two beer bottles sat on the coffee table in front of the soda - they looked empty, from where I stood, but I couldn't tell. Either way, if she had drunk two whole beers, at her body weight and such - it could have laid a pretty righteous buzz on her.
I slowly crept into the room, and, being smart this time, reached over and pressed the Volume Down button along the side of the television, to prevent another blast of sound of music from stirring her. At the speed of glacial drift, I inched my way over, and over, until I was within arm's reach of her. I could hear her soft snoring, so I knew she was well and truly out. I reached over, and took hold of the sheet, while lifting my phone with my other hand, pressing the 'Record' button for the video.