"That bus is known all along this route as the "Kikuyus' Bus". Its crew are both Kikuyu, and it is faster than any other on the 670km daily trip between Kampala and Nairobi," the conductor told Jim.
Jim watched the bus' rear lights get dimmer and dimmer as it sped away, leaving them behind. "How can they go so fast without having accidents," asked Jim of his informer.
"That is the last we will see of them, until we meet in Kampala tomorrow afternoon before we all start the journey back to Nairobi." Jim's curiosity was piqued.
By the time they got to the border seven hours later, it was almost dawn. The Kikuyu bus had long been cleared by Immigration and Customs officials and crossed into Uganda. It was nowhere in sight. Jim swore that next month on his trip home he would ride on the famous fast bus; he just had to experience it for himself.
At that point in his life he was working to launch a new branch of his Indian employer's company in Kampala. Every end of the month he went home to see his family. He was on his way back to work after one such visit.
He had found a house in the outskirts of Kampala, a distance much like that of his own home from the city of Nairobi. He lived with a Ugandan woman who had two daughters. But I am getting ahead of myself. Let me tell you how he had gotten together with Annette while he was still in Nairobi, and about to take up the job in Kampala.
He had found Annette on a dating site. They had chatted for a few weeks there before he had moved to writing to her email address. She told him she was a nursery school teacher at the Aga Khan Academy which had a nursery school, a primary as well as a high school. He in turn, told her he was a divorcee, with three teenage children. This caused her to freeze communication for a few days. He wondered if she had thought he was still single, though he had shared his age quite early on in their communication. Only when he mentioned as an aside that the kids lived with their mother, did she seem willing to talk to him again.
"I love your tall, slender figure," he wrote.
"Go away! You just love flattering me," she protested. "Is there anything attractive about me?"
"I cannot wait to see you and hold you in my arms."
"I look forward to seeing this smooth-talking man. I think I am falling in love," she wrote back.
"Suppose I were able to come all the way to Kampala early next month, say on the weekend of 2nd March?"
She said she would let him know if that was a good time. He now wondered if she had another man in her life, while busily chatting with a foreigner. It was quite usual to spot young women in Nairobi's cybercafes chatting with European or American men, hoping that they would be invited to travel there. Maybe it would all end in marriage to these foreigners, and staying there as citizens. Was Annette thinking along those lines?
His love of travelling, however, goaded him. Even if she turned out to be an ugly, wrinkled crone, he would at least have had the joy of seeing new places both on the way and in the country of Uganda where he had never yet been.
Somewhere in the back of his mind he was quite sure that if it did not concern her Ugandan man, she had no problem accepting his self-invitation. She did in fact confirm that he could come over on the weekend following, that is, the 9th of March.
So that is how he was to be found at the bus station on the evening of 8th with the ticket he had purchased some days earlier, tucked safely away in his pocket. Though the bus was advertised to start at 8:30pm they did not leave before 9:10. He had been told that arrival time was 9:30am, but now he was forced to text Annette that they would not arrive before 10, if not much later.
He was familiar with the road up to Nakuru but from there on he felt cheated that they were travelling at night, and he would not be able to see the country they were travelling through. They arrived at the border in the faint light of dawn. It took a full hour for them to be released to enter Uganda.
"How long from here to Kampala?" he asked the conductor as they were getting back onto the bus.
"Three hours, if we do not encounter traffic jams near the city." Jim thought that must be the most horrible thing, to be stuck in a jam after travelling the whole night, without enough sleep and old sweat in their clothes.
They went through three towns, all of which had roundabouts. Then Jinja and the famous Owen Falls Dam came and went. By this time the sun was up and getting hot. He had been told that Kampala was a hot, humid place much like Kisumu, both being on the shores of Lake Victoria. There was a slight jam, but eventually they arrived a few ticks after 9:30. He was amazed that they were on time, despite the late start and the jam in the last few kilometres.