I didn't want to get up but if I stayed in bed any longer I would end up cleaning up a wet mess. The beer from last night wanted out and would not wait any longer. I pulled back the covers and dragged my heavy head to the standing position, holding on to the bed post for support. The house was still dark as the days were getting shorter. I made my way to the bathroom bumping the walls like a bumper car, until I pushed open the door. WHAM! The light nearly blinded me. There was mom standing at the sink washing her make-up from her face. She looked over at my face and her eyes were drawn to my piss hard-on.
She looked back up at my face and smiled saying, "Looks like you need to relieve yourself hon! I'll just be a minute. Don't let me stop you." I couldn't have stopped if I wanted to. Blinded by the light and embarrassed at having my mom see my early morning boner I made my way to the toilet. Once there I lifted the lid and let fly with a torrent of yellow. I was holding onto the window frame over the toilet with both hands supporting my bulky twenty four year old body. I slid the widow open a crack to get a breath of air. The cold morning air blew in and gave me goose bumps along with a shiver which caused the stream of urine to flail like an unguarded fire hose. Needless to say piss was flying everywhere until I calmed down.
"Hey big boy hang onto that thing," said mom grabbing me by the cock, surprising the hell out of me. She stood there at my side holding my dick making sure I hit my target.
"Whoa mom take it easy!" I could smell her perfume and her hand on my dick made it, and me jump up straight. I'm only human and you might make this cannon go off doing that.
She smiled at me, letting go of my cock and giving me a bit of a wet kiss on the cheek. "Sorry honey, But I hate getting a wet ass when I take a leak. Don't forget to wipe the seat when your done. Oh you might want to get a girl friend to help you with your... umm...... morning hardship."
Now I was really embarrassed.
I made my way back to bed and fell into a dream filled with tits and ass of all the pretty women I have known.... Yes even mom's were in there right up front with all the great one's.
My dream was broken up by mother yelling from her room across the hall. "Hey handsome, I'm going to a Halloween party tonight. I don't have a date and I hate seeing you mope around the house all the time."
"Who's going to be there? I hope it isn't all those stuffy air heads that frequent the bar!"
"Oh don't be such an old fuddy duddy. We could have lots of fun if we dress up. Nobody would recognize us. It would be a riot. Come on say you'll show your old mom a good time!"
"But I don't have a costume!" The knob on the door turned and my own hand flew to hide my own knob. Mom opened the door and was holding a black tux with a blood red French lace shirt.
"TA DAAAAA! I anticipated that question last week so I went out and bought you something to wear. What do you think?"
"Wow it looks cool mom. Do you think it'll fit?"
"Well lets try it on. Come on hop out of bed and well see. If it needs any alterations I'll get them done this morning."
Fuck! I thought to myself. Me and my big mouth. How do I hide my hard-on for the second time this morning. "Give me a minute to wake up and we'll do it OK"
"All right get a bath robe on, I'll go make some coffee and we can do it in the kitchen." With that she turned and set me free from further embarrassment.
I got up, brushed my teeth and went to the breakfast nook anticipating a good cup of Java. Mom was just pouring my cup with her back to me and the morning sun was throwing just enough light to silhouette her body under her evening clothes. Man what a fucking fox. She was sure one terrific looking woman, mother or no.
"Here you go son. A nice wake up call." She handed me my cup and gave me another kiss on the cheek, leaving a red mark that I could feel burn into my flesh. I had to think "Down boy. Now is not the time to raise you mighty head."
"Come over here and try the slacks on dear while I go get some straight pins."
I went to her side and took the pants from her. As she walked away I stood there and watched her ass sway as she walked. "Put the pants on and quit looking at my big ass!"
"Wha....." How did she know I was looking at her ass? I shook the cob webs from my rattled brain and did as she asked. I had the slacks on by the time she returned. Like an obedient son I stood still hands at my side, looking straight ahead as she checked out the fit. Mom sat back on her haunches and I watched as her eyes traveled up my legs, stopping for a peak at my crotch and then up to my face. "How do the slacks feel around the waist." Saying this she stuck her hand in the top of the pants and made her way around to the side. "They feel just right. OK bub put the jacket on." I did and it too fit like it was made for me.
"I think we will be the two best dressed tonight honey." She said and pinched me on the butt.
"What are you going to be and what does this black tux make me?"
"Well Mr. Smarty pants you and I are going as two people of mysterious backgrounds. We will be slightly evil minded, maybe even a little sinister."
"Oh yeah! Well that doesn't tell me much."
I'll tell you what. Wait until this evening, and when I'm dressed we will see if you can figure out what we will be as a couple. Sound like a deal?"
"Okay I'll play along, but we better have fun!"
Mom came up right in front of me and held my chin with her long red nailed fingers and said. "Baby it's just you and me tonight and we will have a ball." Adding a sly wink and another kiss. Only this time it was on the lips and I could feel the electricity flow from her to me.
It was about six thirty and I was dressed and waiting in the den sucking back a cold beer when I heard the click clack of high heels making there way across the marble floor leading to the small room where I sat. The clicking stopped and the two large oak doors parted revealing what I perceived to be a drop dead, gorgeous, sexy, lust evoking goddess. I sat up straight and spit out the rest of the last gulp of beer. Either I had died and gone to heaven or I was looking at the most beautiful creature these eyes have ever seen.
"Whaaaaaa Wooooowwww....... Hot dam....... Your beautiful mom! Your a fox if ever there was one!" There standing in the door way with the light from the chandelier highlighting her outfit stood my date.
Her outfit consisted of a pair of black silk harem style pants slit from the ankle to the belt line with a little strap mid way to keep the looker's in suspense. Her top was adorned in a matching jacket with long pointed lapels which hugged her torso and seemed to pinch her waist. Under the jacket she had on a red lace camisole, which matched my shirt. There was only one button holding the jacket together and the thread had to be made of steel to hold those two beautiful white fleshy orbs in place. The camisole did not offer any support , there was no bra strap showing under the jacket and when she did a pirouette to model there was no sign of a bra clasp from the back! So tell me how did she manage to have her soft warm tits fill the front of her outfit as if she was wearing a push up style bra?
I forced my gaze upwards past her succulent red lips, her pert nose flinching drawing my eyes to hers. Her lashes were long and black and her steel blue eyes were shadowed in a dark color to give her the appearance of a....... witch. Her hair was usually short but tonight she had donned a long black wig which fell just past her twenty three inch waist to give it the final touch. She looked like an honest to goodness witch.
"Mother you are the sexiest looking witch I have ever seen. You look fabulous!"
"Thank you son. You look very handsome but you need some make up. Come on up to my room and I will finish your look."
I followed her up the stairs hypnotized by the twin globes encased in her harem pants. Try as I might I could not detect any panty line at all. My guess was a thong type panty. She turned at that moment and just said "Good guess." And kept walking.
We reached her huge bedroom and I made my way to her make up table and sat facing the mirror. I pulled the stool back so she could get between me and the table. Mom was good at applying make up as most women of beauty are. She crouched in front of me and started to apply the colors to my eyes and cheeks. I however was looking straight down the front of her top trying desperately to see some sign of a nipple or even the promise of one. I think she knew what was up and did a good job teasing me moving just the right amount to give a quick glimpse of white flesh. Within five minutes she said, "OK my handsome Warlock let us be off to find merriment and drink." She reached for my arm and held it close to her soft breast and we made our way to the limo out front.
The drive to the club was too short as far as I was concerned. Mom sat close enough to me that our thighs touched as the movement of the car caused them to gently strike together. Mom, ever thoughtful had chilled champagne and as we drove we sipped and made idle chit chat, and I could not for the life of me keep my eyes away from the valley in the front of her jacket. She did not mind though and I could see her nipples react to my gazing. They were getting very prominent and with their growth I could feel more pressure on my thigh from hers.
As we pulled up to the front of the club mom grabbed my thigh just missing my hardened cock and said, "Thanks Gary for coming with me tonight. I need a man's company and I couldn't think of a more handsome hunk of a guy." She gave me a real nice squeeze and another quick peck on the lips.