Hello, I would like to take a few minutes and tell you about a young woman that I know. Her name is Josephine and she is thirty-four years old. She has two gorgeous kids. Their names are Merrick and Michael. They are eighteen years old. Now you are probably wondering how that can be. Well she had them when she was only sixteen years old, and they are the love of her life. She is not married but she did have some lovers, but she has not seen then in awhile since she has been so busy with work. She runs a major real estate business that she is very proud of but that is all she does.
The reason the day was so crazy it was because there were nonstop questions about everything. Nobody left her alone for more then five minutes. The interns kept running in her office asking all kinds of questions that they should have known when they started work that day. She felt like everybody's mother, and she was tired of it. Her plan was to come home and take a nice long bath and relax, but her son Michael was supposed to fix the water pressure in the bathroom, but he has yet to do that so it is taking forever to fill the tub up. She walked into the bathroom seeing the tub filled to the brim. The tub was a new design that had an overlap to catch the excess water.
She pushed the play button on the CD player and the sounds of soothing ocean waves and chirping of birds began to fill the silence of the bathroom. She fell asleep while relaxing in the tub when she heard her son's loud music turn on. That was disturbing her relaxing soak. She got up, put her robe on, and went down to her son's room to yell at him for the music and forgetting to fix the water pressure.
She pushed the door open she new she should had knocked but she was not in the mood. She stepped into his room excepting him to be watching TV or something. Well he was doing something that surprised her. He was jacking off. She new that was normal for a teenager but what he was jacking of with surprised her. It was a pair of her lacy underwear.
"Michael what in the hell are you doing with my underwear?" asked Josephine still completely shocked that he was jacking off with her underwear.
"Mom I'm sorry I thought they where Merrick's," said Michael a bit shocked that he just lied to his mother. He has always fantasized about her. He loved to get her underwear as soon as she took them off. It rather surprised him that he has not noticed her underwear missing until know. He has been jacking off with them since he was twelve.
"Well their not, and I'm sorry that I surprised you like that. I just came in here to yell at you for the music and not fixing the water pressure in the bathroom."
"Sorry mom I guess I forgot and I didn't except you home for awhile because the business has been so busy lately,"
"That is why I am home so early the office is driving me nuts. Therefore, I come home and decide to take a nice long bath but it took forever to fill. Then when I got in the bathtub, your music starts to disturb me because it was so loud, what a nice gift to your mother, who's been working so hard for you and Merrick so you two can have everything you want."
"I know you've been working hard and I am sorry that Merrick and I haven't done anything more to help you except being a pain."
"That's ok well I'll go get dressed and then start dinner," Josephine turned to go down to her bedroom to get dressed but Michael stopped her.
"Mom I'll make dinner go and relax,"
"Don't make me laugh Michael, you can't cook you don't know how. Don't worry I'll just order a pizza or something," Josephine left her son standing there while she walked out laughing. It was funny because her son cooking well it would be easier to blow the house up because him cooking would blow up the house.
"I didn't mean me mom, I meant Merrick,"
"She has to be home to do that; she's out on another date with well her new boyfriend,"
"Who is it this time another football player?" Asked Michael sounding a little bit jealous of his sister, because she has another date and he has none. He should be the one dating so much not her.
"Well I actually don't know she just said she had another date tonight,"
When Josephine stopped talking they both heard the noise of the door slamming.
"Mom where are you?" Screamed Merrick sounding very upset about something and it probably was about her new boyfriend.
"Up here Merrick in the hall way,"
"Mom that guy is such a jerk,"
"What did he do know honey,"
"He cheated on me with that bitch cheerleader Bethany,"
"Oh honey I'm sorry,"
"Well Merrick you new that would happen," said Michael.
"Michael!" screamed Merrick and Josephine at the same time.
"That was not nice to say about your sister,"
"Well mom it is the truth. She always goes out with such jerks I thought she would learn by know. That's what five boyfriends who have cheated on her with Bethany."
"Michael well then who should I date you? I don't think so. It's Bethany's fault I hate her."
