It was a couple of months ago when I learned, quite by accident, that my mother has been living a secret life as a stripper and a prostitute.
Well, she refers to herself as a call girl, since she works through an agency, rather than walk the streets. But a whore by any other name is still a whore, and that's what she is.
At any rate, because of my discovery, I have finally gotten to fuck my mother, which is something I've wanted to do since I was 12-years-old and experienced my first hard-on.
Let's be clear about one thing right off the bat. You read a lot of stories about teenage guys who are totally obsessed with fucking "mommy" to the exclusion of everything else.
Not me. I've just always wanted to fuck my mom because I'm a normal, red-blooded 19-year-old college sophomore, and Mom is without a doubt the sexiest woman in the world.
Who wouldn't want to fuck her? Well, my dad, maybe, but that's a whole different kettle of fish. I'll get to him in a minute.
My mom Diane is 5-feet, 10-inches of total sex appeal, a walking, talking wet dream in high heels. She's got a narrow face, hazel eyes and dusty blonde hair that falls almost to her waist. She's slender, but not thin, and while her tits aren't anything to speak of, she's got the sweetest little butt and legs that go on forever.
She's got a surprisingly tight, clean-shaven pussy that likes - no, loves - to be fucked. She's also got a fun-loving, outgoing personality, a world of self-confidence and an attitude that she's going to get what she wants, when she wants it. Put it all together, and she's 38 going on 25, and she looks the part.
My dad, on the other hand, is living proof that what you see ain't always what you get. On the outside, he's a real stud muffin. He's about 6-2, well-built (or he was when he was younger) and handsome, with a full head of brown hair. He's even got a big cock, a good eight inches, so I'm told.
But inside, he's quite shy, almost timid. He's an engineer by trade, and a pretty good one, good enough to rise to a successful position in a large Texas oil company. The problem is that he's totally absorbed with, not only his job, but every aspect of engineering, whether it applies to petroleum or not. And as far as sex is concerned, Mom says he expresses an interest in it about three or four times a year, and then it's all over in under three minutes.
I've done the math, and it's obvious that my folks' marriage was a had-to deal. I was born 5 1/2 months after the wedding. I would imagine that my grandpa gave Dad an ultimatum: marry his daughter or else. Gramps is a pretty forceful guy, and he always gets his way.
Despite the forced nature of their marriage, my parents have always seemed happy together. To all appearances, they're an average middle-class suburban couple. I have a younger sister, aged 14, who takes after Dad, but I got the best of both of them, in my humble opinion.
I've got my dad's looks and physique - right down to the big, fat cock - and my mom's personality and sex appeal, no brag, just fact.
I first wet my dick when I was 14, with our 16-year-old next door neighbor, and I've pretty much been able to fuck any woman I've wanted ever since, and there have been quite a few. Like I said, I'm a sophomore, majoring in business at the University of Texas, and I grew up in Katy, on Houston's west side.
I guess it was frustration that drove Mom into her alternate life. I've discovered that she's got a very high sex drive, and three minutes three or four times a year doesn't get it done for her. The kicker is, she says she still loves Dad as a person, if not a lover.
Because of that, she didn't want to get into any kind of affair with his friends or co-workers, all of whom openly lust after her. That would require an emotional commitment that she didn't want.
So she strips as an enticement for strangers to have emotion-free, anonymous sex, to satisfy her needs. She says she doesn't take on any client who hasn't been thoroughly screened by the agency she works for. They check for STDs, a criminal background and whether the client is involved in law enforcement.
I'm not sure exactly how that works, but she says it's safe, it's very lucrative and she enjoys the variety of men who get to fuck her.
As far as dancing goes, she loves to dance and strut her ass on stage. She's a bit of an exhibitionist, plus it's a good way to advertise her goods.
As I said earlier, it was purely by accident that I stumbled on her secret.
About three years ago, Mom told Dad that she was bored staying at home. Sis and I were getting older and able to take care of ourselves more, and she wanted a job. Dad gave her the OK, and she came back with a job allegedly working nights for a telemarketer. She would work three nights a week, Friday, Saturday and Tuesday, 7 p.m. to 7 a.m.
Now Dad might be shy and gullible, but I had some vague suspicions from the get-go. There just seemed to be too many holes in her story. The company she worked for, Tower Enterprises, wasn't listed in the Houston phone book, and she never would say exactly where the office was located. The schedule was odd, and there were times during my senior year in high school when I'd be up getting ready for school and she'd return from work looking like something the cat dragged home.
But I never put everything together until a group of us from my fraternity decided to take a Friday night trip from Austin to party in Houston, and, of course, being testosterone-fueled guys, we decided to hit some strip clubs.
The third one we came to, about 10:30, was called Headlights. It's located fairly close to the intercontinental airport, on the north side of town, which is world away from Katy. We paid the cover and made our way to a booth along the far wall. The first girl we saw was a pretty little black girl who did all sorts of contortions and earned a nice scattering of tips.
After she was finished, there was a pause, before the emcee announced that the next dancer was, "the ever-popular Dana!" Then the curtain parted and there she was.
I knew immediately that it was her. She didn't even make a real effort to disguise her appearance. She came out in black knee-high boots, a g-string and a sheer, lacy button-down chemise. I sat real low in the seat in hopes that she wouldn't see me. Right then, I wasn't ready for her to be identified as my mother.
Nevertheless, her show got me hard as a rock, because she did things no middle-class suburban housewife would be caught dead doing. She slowly unbuttoned the top, all the time dancing rhythmically, sensually around the stage. When she had the top off and discarded, she played with her little bitty titties as she sashayed around the stage, swishing her long hair this way and that. My buddies all thought she was the greatest.
Finally, she untied one side of the g-string and gave the crowd a real tease, then untied the other side and sawed the cloth strip between her legs as she gyrated around the stage. She had this faraway look on her face that I would later learn was her acute state of early arousal.
Once she'd played with the g-string some, she threw it to the side and danced naked except for her boots. And I mean she danced! She writhed on the stage, humped the obligatory pole like it was gigantic cock, did the splits and spreadeagled herself on a tilted table.
Then as her finale, she lay on her back with her legs high in the air and showed the whole room everything she had to within three inches inside her dripping wet pussy. When it was over, she spent several minutes scooping up the considerable scattering of cash that had been tossed onto the stage.
I had noticed that the little black girl who danced before Mom had come around to each table soliciting tips. Not wanting to be caught by my mom, I ducked into the restroom, then slipped out the door for some air. I had to collect my thoughts on what I'd just witnessed.
As I stood outside, I engaged the bouncer in a conversation. I asked him how long "Dana" had been dancing there, and he said about three years, which fit with the time she'd started working for the "telemarketing company." I asked him if her show was always that hot, and he said that she was one of their most popular dancers, "because it's always that hot."
I thanked him and returned to my buddies. We watched a couple of the other dancers, then Mom came back out, this time in a white baby doll outfit, with a garter around one thigh and four-inch high heels that practically begged, "fuck me!"
It was pretty much the same show as before, though, and when she finished and had retreated backstage, I convinced the guys that it was time to move on. I needed to get out of there and figure some things out.
For not only were the girls soliciting tips, but they were also discreetly passing out business cards to a few selected patrons, which I thought was puzzling. My buddy Dave had been slipped one by a pretty Asian girl, and I nearly flipped when I saw that it was a card for Tower Enterprises. Only instead of telemarketing, they were advertising dates and escorts.
On my way out, I once again had a chat with the bouncer. I showed him the card and asked him what the deal was. He looked around to see if anybody was looking, then pulled me aside.
"Some of the girls are, um, available after their show," he whispered. "If you've been given a card, then you've been offered an opportunity to take out one of the dancers at some point later. It's basically a dating service. What you do is call and make an appointment, go in and do an interview. They do a background check, and run a blood test, and if you're OK, you'll be contacted and put on the client list. Then, after their show, the girls meet their clients for whatever the client wants to do."
"How much does it cost?" I asked.
"It ain't cheap, I can tell 'ya that," he said. "Just the initial interview is $250, and a date with one of these ladies can run you up to $1,000 for the night. Kind of weeds out the riff-raff."
"What about Dana? Is she available?" I asked, trying to keep the hysteria out of my voice. After all, this was my mother we were talking about.
"From what I hear, she's booked solid for a month," the bouncer said. "And they say she's got a waiting list of clients looking for a date with her. I'm told she's the hottest gal they've got."
I thanked the bouncer and joined my pals, who had been waiting impatiently for me to come on.