"First among mothers and first among women," I proclaimed as I slid into the front passenger seat of the sparkling Range Rover.
The object of my proclamation just rolled her eyes at me, only offering the bare edge of a smile. She looked distinctly uncomfortable. Not the greeting I'd expected considering how desperate she'd sounded last night..
"I'm really sorry to drag you over to campus." I said, quickly changing my tone. "Zach promised me a ride but then he totally flaked. I tried to borrow a car, but it was too late. I think the whole campus is emptying out this weekend."
"No, hon, it's fine. I'm not annoyed, I just really have to go to the bathroom. I'm pretty uncomfortable."
"Oh, Mom. I told you there's such a thing as over-hydration. Do you want to run into my dorm?"
"There's no parking, baby, and it's already going to take us forever to get home. I can hold it."
"Mom, that's silly. It will only take you a minute to run inside. I'll sit with the car."
"Honestly, Doug, I'm fine. I can't wait to start the weekend with my baby boy."
"If you say so."
She didn't look fine. She was squirming in the passenger seat, grinding her thighs together in her light gray yoga pants. The tensing and untensing of her thick thighs was quite evident through the tight material. Only the strong feelings in my cock made me realize I'd been staring for way longer than was appropriate. I looked up guiltily, but her focus was on the road, which was indeed bumper to bumper with cars full of people all aggressively trying to make it to any ten feet of open highway.
"Jesus Christ, these people are savage," she said, craning to look for anything lurking in her blind spot. My gaze was drawn to her generous breasts straining against the material of her tight t-shirt. Bad Doug.
"I am sorry to drag you over here." I said, tearing my eyes away from my mother's body as she turned back to the road in front of her.
"Stop it. No more of that. I'm so glad you're coming home for the weekend. I should be apologizing to you. I know you probably had other offers and I felt bad asking, but Jordy's just been gone so much recently and your old mom was feeling desperately lonely."
"Are you kidding? I'm alway thrilled to be your knight in shining armor! Besides, it's been a really hard semester. I've been so stressed with the double labs and this stupid Shakespear class. The essay I told you about, MacBeth and the meaning of the spots? Nearly killed me. I really needed a nice, long weekend of TLC."
"Oh, and is that what begging my son to come home for the weekend wins me? The pleasure of waiting on him hand and foot?"
Finally I got the megawatt smile I'd been expecting when I got into the Rover. Mom had grown her dark brown hair out again and it made her look younger than her 45 years. She had some light makeup on and her lips were full and red. Ever since puberty I'd been a little distracted by them. Not nearly as distracted as I was by her firm round tits, which, I noticed again, really were well displayed today in a tight white t-shirt with a generous neckline and peeking pink bra.
"I mean, yeah? That wasn't the deal?"
I returned her big smile with a shit eating one of my own and gave her a very pointed once over. Between the tight low-necked t-shirt, the makeup, and the yoga pants, Mom was clearly demonstrating her appreciation for me coming home from college for a weekend to keep her company. You might think that a mom shouldn't dress to her son's tastes, but we were a single mom and an only son. There was a little shading of lines on some things. Nothing more than shading. But a little shading.
Mom followed my obvious train of thought, looking down at her prominent breasts and brushing some imaginary lint off the firm roundness on display, before looking up and smiling at me again.
"Bad boy. Stop teasing me. I know that I'm much too old for looks like that from young men like you. What would my boyfriend say?" The twinkle in her eye belied everything she said.
"Where is Jordy, anyway?" I asked, dodging the obvious fishing for the moment.
Jordy had been an unwelcome addition to mom's life soon after I moved on campus. Mid-fifties. Big gut. Dumb jokes. Couldn't figure out if he wanted to relate to me as a friend, a father-figure or an uncle, even though I was not interested in any of the above. Conversations with mom about severing this new connection were routinely met with accusations, pointed or implicit, of my abandonment and her loneliness.
"I cannot remember if this is Tuscaloosa or Abilene. He's been gone so much the last couple months, it hardly matters. He doesn't even call every night anymore." Mom's voice was sad, but only mildly so. Seemed like an opening.
"Time to move on?" I asked, lightly.
"Maybe. Sex isn't even any good."
Like I said - some shading of the lines. Mom had always been pretty open with me about her adult urges and how she satisfied them. Being generous to her, maybe she was just encouraging me to be similarly open, so that she could try to steer me away from teenage traps from a place of knowledge. But sometimes it just seemed like she really decided it was ok to talk about her sex life with her young son. Either way, we were pretty comfortable discussing such things with each other.
"Definitely then."
"Hmm," she grunted, noncommittally. "This traffic is as bad as I've ever seen it. We're not going to get home for hours. I should have peed at your dorm."
"I would like to say that I am not going to say I told you so...but I am going to gleefully say, I told you so."
"Little shit."
"You have to take a dump, too? Mom, your brand new Range Rover is not a toilet."
Mom tried to roll her eyes at me, but was interrupted by a deep groan as she ground her thighs together again. The thought of her muscles clenching hard to desperately try to control her bladder really unexpectedly did something for me. I mean, a stiff wind and all, but this was doing something special. My cock wasn't hard precisely. But it was definitely aware. I debated mentioning this burgeoning kink to my mother. It would not be unprecedented to share. But I held off.
"Do you want to try to pull off?"
"Where?" Mom whined plaintively.
I hadn't really noticed, with all the traffic, but we had slowly made it to the entrance ramp to the highway, which meant we were suspended high in the air, with very little shoulder, and surrounded on all sides by cars, trucks, and vans full of people.
"Should have gone at the dorm."
"Yep. Uahhh, Doug, I'm really uncomfortable." Mom whined.
The squirming kicked up a notch and I stopped trying to hide my staring. If she wanted to talk about my interest, we could.
"Drink to distract you?" I said, offering the Dunkin' iced something or other I'd brought with me.
"Mommy has to pee like a racehorse and you're offering her coffee?"
"I'm enjoying watching you squirm."
That was supposed to be a joke. Or maybe not, but my tone must have been a little more revealing than I'd intended. Mom looked sharply at me, a somewhat startled look on her face, and caught me focused on her thighs. I slowly looked up and gave her a big shit-eating grin. She gave me a for-effect scowl.
"You really are a shit. Maybe I don't want your company this weekend."
"I think your shameless begging last night belies that claim."
Mom's look went a little wounded, but I kept the shit-eating grin as armor. I wasn't entirely sure what I was doing, but Mom's predicament was turning me on and I was having trouble restraining myself. Mom's expression again turned performative, though this time into a puppy dog appeal.
"Baby, please be nicer to mommy," her voice was little-girl whiny. "I have to go so so so so bad and I'm worried I'm not going to be able to hold it."
I reached over and ran my hand through her long wavy brown hair, several times, making soft noises of empathy.
"I'm sorry, Mommy," I cooed, matching her tone, "You know I love you more than anyone else. Even if you wet yourself in the car because you didn't listen to your son, I'll still love you."
The hurt puppy look only intensified. I ran a fingernail very softly down the back of Mom's neck. She inadvertently groaned with the effort of not peeing as her whole body shivered.
"Doug," she squealed. "I almost peed."
"Sorry Mommy," I said, as I trailed my finger nail down her bare arm to similar effect.
"Stop it!" she said, after another excruciating groan. "Seriously stop. You should be distracting me, not tormenting me."
"Hmm," I said, tapping my chin, "I'm not sure that I should be validating your bad behavior. You should have run up to my dorm. You should have listened to good advice. Now I almost feel like it is my duty to ensure that you experience the consequences of your actions."