"Johnny come here!"
"Mom I am kinda busy right now."
"Johnny I need you here right fucking now!"
"Ok I am Coming."
"Were you masturbating again?!"
"Well mom you know, it's kind of embarrassing to talk about such matters with you."
"Were you MAS-tur-bating?"
"Yes I was, but it's okay mom. It's nothing to worry about. One day I'll have a girlfriend and everything's gonna turn out just fine."
"Well yeah honey the only problem is that you're 23 now. By your age I have fucked at least 12 men!"
"Well yes mom you already told me that. But can't you see? You're a real bombshell! Everyone wants to have sex with you. While I am just a skinny nerd that no girl would even talk to."
"Hmm is it so hon'? Well I've fucked men much uglier than you. I think it's just that you spend too much time locked up in your room watching porn and masturbating that you've no social skills now!"
"Haha mom you're funny. Not a single girl would want to have sex with me. Heck no one would jerk me off for Christ sake."
"Hmmm is it because you have a small wiener like your dad?"
"Mom stop it! I want nothing to do with dad's penis... what the fuck is wrong with you?"
"Well son you know, I am just trying to help here."
"Okay mom thank you very much, I'll return to my room now if you don't mind."
"Oh yeah sure you poor little thing."
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"Honey are you still in the shower?"
"Yes mom!"
"Do you mind if I take a quick piss? It will be real quick I promise."
"Ok mom..."
"Oh Johhny what's wrong with you? Why didn't you close the goddamn curtains for Christ's sake?!"
"Well you were just asking me downstairs how my cock's size compared to dad's. So I thought I'd give you a quick demonstration."
"Oh Gosh that's probably the biggest dick I have ever seen. And I've seen some pretty big ones. Jesus Christ! It's huge!"
"Well do you wanna measure it?"
"Yeah sure why not. I will be right back."
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"Ok honey show me that dick of yours. Come lay it here over my palm."
"Jesus mom! Why are you fondling with my balls I thought you just wanted to measure my dick!"
"Hush honey! Okay let's see... 9 inches and a half... Jesus Christ! That's like 3 time the length of your dad's!"
"Ok mom you can quit holding it now and you can quit comparing me to dad for fuck's sake. You've got the information that you needed now leave me alone!"
"Hush baby boy! Mom's got work to do."
"MOOOOM! Are you seriously jerking me off?! I am your SON remember?"
"Hush you cute little thing! Let mommy finish her work calmly."
