***All characters in this story are 18 years of age or older***
Well, Saturday morning and it was a repeat of the previous week. I was still a virgin. Mom was still likely worried about me, and I awoke, again, to the smell of bacon frying. I was not looking forward to the conversation, but I was hungry, and I'd have to see her sooner or later so down I went. Again, just like last week, she was wearing lingerie and a sheer silky robe. Just what I don't need. Again, my cock also noticed what she was wearing, and I again managed to sit down hiding my massive hard-on before she saw it. She placed 2 plates of bacon and eggs on the table.
I said, "Thank you" and started to eat.
Mom sat there and I guessed she was wondering what the right thing to say was. I had no idea what she was going to say but how could I tell her that my problem was that my cock was too big? That first my cock was too big for Marlene to even allow me to attempt to put it in her and that Mary desperately wanted me to fuck her, but it was too big, and she was too tight for me to accomplish that either. What a world. I used to think that having a 10" cock was a blessing. Now it seems more like a curse.
Finally, mom spoke "Michael, I'm guessing you have some issues during your dating."
I'm thinking "No shit Sherlock." However, I said, "That's putting it mildly." Really, what could I say?
Mom said, "Michael, you can tell me what happened."
I replied, "NO I can't."
She followed with "Yes you can. After all, I am your mother."
This was a nightmare. I said, "Mom, that's why I can't tell you."
She countered with "What if I was your father? Could you tell him?"
I replied with "Well, considering the things I've heard you tell him, and call him, I guess I could tell him, and he might actually have some decent advice for me, but he's such an asshole and a son-of-a-bitch, I would never speak to the dumb bastard about this or anything else."
She reverted to being a mom and said, "Michael you shouldn't swear like that, but you're right. That's exactly what he was, and I am sure still is. So, what you're saying is you need to talk to a man."
I said, "Honestly, you and I have always had a great relationship. You are the person I trust and love the most. So, I would rather speak to you, but you have to understand that this is very difficult for me to talk about, and it's not what a son tells his mother."
If I had known that being married to dad with his 9" cock had turned her into a size queen, it still wouldn't have helped me. The fact that mom's occasional dating since the divorce had left her mostly unsatisfied might have made me wonder if she might be interested... What am I thinking? I am not good enough for her and she is not part of this problem.
She broke me out of my thought saying, "Well maybe if we practiced dating, I could help you out with pointers of what to do and not to do."
Mr. Happy woke up from his nap on that statement. I hadn't even noticed he'd been napping. At least I was still sitting at the kitchen table where she could not see my iron bar erection. I decided that I needed to lower the temperature and said, "Mom could you please put some clothes on?"
"I dress like this all the time. Why do you want me to change?" was her reply.
"Mom if you must know, your body is a distraction to me. Please," was all I could say. In retrospect, I was amazed that I said it.
She got up saying "I can't believe you're turned on by your old mother. I'll be right back. You stay where you are."
Great. She went from being concerned about me to being pissed at me. I didn't think it could be any worse for me. Boy, was I wrong.
She came down in a baggy T-shirt and shorts saying, "How's this? Should I have covered up my legs too?"
"Mom, I'm sorry. I'm embarrassed to say it, but when I entered the kitchen and saw you, I got an immediate erection. I'm sorry. I'm very sorry. Since you mentioned it, although not high my list, you do have great legs too."
Mom laughed and said, "Well, sad to say, those are the best compliments I've had in a long time."
I replied, "You should date more often mom. You deserve to be happy. You're really terrific." With that remark, she was back to smiling at me. I was relieved and I was not lying.
"Well, that's very nice of you to say Michael, but I believe we were attempting to talk about your problem, not mine", she said.
I was stunned and asked, "What problem do you have mom? You're absolutely perfect."
She blushed and put her head down slightly, while saying, "Stop changing the subject. One problem at a time."
"How about I take a shower first? I promise not to fall in the tub", I said hoping to stall for time.
"No way mister. I changed clothes for this, and you are going to sit here until we resolve this", was her answer.
I was trapped with no way out. I looked at her and said "OK. I'll tell you the problem. I'll tell you exactly what happened on both dates. While I am telling you and when I'm done you will not say anything to me and then I'm going upstairs to shower. Do you agree to my conditions?" I asked.
She nodded and I told her "My dick is too big. It's 10 inches long when erect and very thick." She started to say something, but I shushed her and continued "My first date Marlene told me it was too big, and it wasn't going anywhere near her. My second date Mary loved it and was dying for me to put it in her, but she was too small and no matter how much we both tried, it was not going in her. Now if you will excuse me, I'm going up to shower."
I walked up to the bathroom, closed the door, got undressed and stepped into the shower. I looked down at my erection and said to it aloud "You know, you're really not helping me here." I started washing and stroking my cock. After all, I know what my priorities are.
Apparently, I had forgotten to lock the bathroom door and my mom entered the room completely naked. I just stood there with my right hand on my cock and my mouth completely open.
She pulled the shower curtain to the side and stepped into the tub saying, "Why don't you let me help you with that." She pushed her tits against my left arm, grabbed my cock with her left hand and started stroking it. She wedged me against her tits and the shower wall and said, "That should keep you from falling." She added, "Feel free to cum whenever you like because after you do, we're going into my bedroom and you're not leaving until you dump another load into my pussy."
That was it. With that statement, I started moaning, "Oh Oh OH OH OH OH OH I'M CUMMING." I have no idea how many times I shot cum out of my cock. I got light-heated and started to fall backwards. Mom lowered me down as slowly as she could, and my body ended up against the tub with my head on moms' tits. She raised her cum-covered left hand to her mouth and started licking it clean. I almost passed out watching her.
She said, "Was that how you fell last week"? She was still licking her fingers clean. Take that Col. Sanders.
I answered, "Something like that plus stepping on a giant glob of cum."
She had a slight chuckle at my expense. "Think you can stand up?" she asked as she turned off the shower.
I started to stand saying "I never really got to shower."
She replied "That's OK. We're both going to need one when we're finished. We'll use the shower in the master bedroom suite. It has plenty of room for two. Just let me dry you off. She spent a lot of time drying off my cock.
I said, "I'm pretty sure it's dry mom."