My two buddies, David and Justin are in my room sitting on my bed. I'm in the one chair in the corner, sitting on a pile of my clothes because I don't ever clean the chair before Saturday when I do my very own laundry. Everyone is very quiet. Finally David speaks up.
"Holy shit! I do not fucking believe what just happened!"
Justin shakes his head. "She actually kissed the top of my dick before she slipped that rubber on me!!"
Of course they are talking about my mother. Fifteen minutes ago we were all naked in the master bedroom where my Mom not only demonstrated to all of us how to put a condom on, but then screwed me! I mean my hot, beautiful Mom climbed on top of me and fucked me in front of my friends! I cannot believe the whole thing myself. My very first actual fuck and it was my own Mom!
David gets that wicked grin on his face again. "Okay, Jerome, how was it?"
"How was what?"
"Dick weed! Fucking your hot fucking mother! How did it feel?"
"Man, I don't want to talk about that!"
Justin smiles. "Man when she kissed the top of my dick I thought I would shoot my whole load right then! Jerome -- how long have you and your Mom, well, you know..."
"Justin! This was the very, very first time -- ever! Well, actually yesterday afternoon..."
David leans forward on the bed. "Yesterday afternoon what?"
I can feel my ears getting really red. "Well, I was worried about my Dad making me go to Principal Hackney's office about the graffiti when my Mom walked in."
David has really got that grin on. "So?"
"Well she took me in her arms and I felt her boobs on my chest and well, I got this great hard on and she felt it and she took me upstairs and showed me her boobs."
"That's all?"
"Well, no."
Justin is now up beside David and they are both leaning in to me. "What then, Jerome?"
I close my eyes. I can't look at these guys. "Then she sucked me off."
David lets out a little breath and says really quietly "You gotta be kidding me!"
I open my eyes and shake my head. "No man. I don't know what this is all about. Then you guys come over today and then, well what do we do guys?"
"Do!" David says. "We don't do a fucking thing! I just gotta figure how to face your Mom at dinner."
"Yeah," says Justin. "Me too."
With that I hear Dad call from downstairs. "Boys! Dinner!"
We get through dinner with a lot of polite conversation. My Mom is so freaking charming I could hurl. The guys cannot look her in the eye. My Dad probably figures its because the purpose of this dinner was supposed to be about the graffiti on the school wall.
Finally dinner is over and my Mom says "you boys stay right here. I'll clear. William, the boys are here specifically for a resolution on the graffiti thing. So, it is all yours."
She brushes right up against me picking up my plate and her boob goes across my neck. Even with all the tension in the room, I get a hard on. My Dad looks at the three of us.
"Boys," he says. It's in a conversational voice, but I've been to court to watch my Dad in action and I can tell you man, that is a trap. "You know that I know you two were responsible for the graffiti on the school wall at Lower Wellington, right?"
They nod. I'm like a freaking spectator, which by the way, is just fine with me. "Well, if we go to the school authorities about this, you probably will not graduate, is that right?"
Justin says, very quietly "for sure, Mr. Woodley." David nods in agreement.
Dad leans both elbows on the table. He's wearing his dress shirt from work, with the tie off. "I don't want to do that. Look, I was a kid myself not that many years ago. I did some stupid stuff myself. But, we cannot let this go without some consequences."
Just then, Mom comes back in the room. She was wearing a slip on dress for dinner, but now she's changed to a tight tee shirt and a pair of shorts. The guys swivel their heads in her direction. Near as I can tell, she is not wearing a bra! "William," she says sweetly. "I couldn't help but overhear. I've got an idea what the boys can do."
Oh boy Mom -- I just bet you do.
Dad looks up at her. "Well, Lydia, go ahead."
She sits down at her end of the table and props her arms on the tablecloth. Her boobs of course, stick out even more. "Well, my book club. There are six of us. We all have rather large lawns. Suppose the boys cut the lawns this summer. I'll arrange for them to be paid. Then the payments can go back to the school, anonymously of course, to cover the re-painting of the wall. That way, they work, the school is reimbursed and nobody is hurt."
She looks up and smiles brightly. My Dad leans back and puts both hands behind his head. "Lydia! That's genius! How do you know the girls will go for it?"
She tosses her long hair. "Oh dear, you just leave that to me."
Dad shrugs his shoulders. "Boys? Acceptable? Oh -- Jerome, you are part of this you know."
"Yeah Dad, I figured."
The guys look at each other and nod. David speaks up. "Wow, Mrs. Woodley, I mean thanks. Sure, of course, right Justin?"
Neither of them look at my Mom. They keep looking at my Dad.
Mom stands up. "Good! We can start with Betsy Wilson. I'll call her and tell her it's a charity thing."
She goes in the living room, Dad stands up comes around and shakes hands with Justin and David. "Guys," he says, "no more stupid stuff, okay?"
Dad, you should only know!
They both nod and Dad goes off to his home office as Mom comes back in the dining room.
"All set boys, you start at the Wilson's house on Tuesday, day after graduation. We have enough mowing equipment here. Even a little trailer, right Jerome?"
"Yeah Mom, right" How can she be so freaking calm around us?
"Good! We have a trailer hitch on my SUV and I'll take you to the Wilsons. Then we will see who else might be interested in your talents." With that she winks and spins into the kitchen.
We look at each other and we are all turning red. The guys high five me and head for home.
******
I wake up Tuesday morning and realize that my high school days are behind me. I am accepted at Lehigh and will be there in the fall. The Prom Saturday night was cool. I had a date with Ruth Gilbert, a nice girl who helped me through Algebra Two last year. David did not get laid after all because his dad would not let him use the car. Justin didn't even have a date.
Graduation was no big deal except yeah, we all got our diplomas. And now it's summer. The only thing I really have any plans for is to mow some lawns and do some edging. I don't think we'll make any money at that since Dad wants the school reimbursed for cleaning up the graffiti, but we'll get a tan and I think we'll have about a month after that to just goof off.
I come down to breakfast and Dody is sitting at the kitchen table reading the back of the Cheerios box. Mom is sitting across from her. Dody is wearing her soccer uniform. Why I do not know. Mom has this moo-moo on, drinking coffee and reading the paper. She looks up at me and smiles. My ears turn red every time she looks at me. And yeah, I get half a heavy as well.
"Well here's the graduate! Give Mom a kiss."
I lean over and start to kiss her on her forehead but she grabs my head and moves up and kisses me on the lips. I feel her tongue slip in m mouth. Just for a second and then she lets me go. Now I do have a hard on.
I get breakfast and it's quiet in the kitchen. Then Dody says "On my way to Gloria's!" and she flies out the door. It's just me and Mom in the kitchen. Oh boy.
"Are the boys coming over , dear? It's past eleven".
"Sorry Mom -- Didn't know I slept that late."
"I'd like to get you underway at Betsy Wilson's before it gets too hot."
"Umm...I'll call them, Mom. " I reach for my cell phone but she hands me the cordless from the counter. I dial David and as I'm doing that, Mom is stroking the back of my neck. David answers.
"Dude? How quick can you get here. We gotta mow a lawn today." David sounds really grouchy. He's like that most of the time these days. I sense some problems at the Francks' house. "Okay man. One hour? Cool!"
I hang up but Mom has taken my hand and put it up under her moo moo. I feel the smoothness of her back. I'm holding my hand perfectly still. She begins to move it like a back scratcher. "Jerome?"
"Umm...yes Mom?"
"I didn't get a chance to ask you. Did I shock you the other day?"
"Which time?"
She laughs this little trilling laugh of hers. "Well okay -- both times. Did you enjoy your first blow job?"
Now you have to understand. There is no swearing of any kind in the Woodley house. And while the two words "blow" and "job" by themselves are innocent, put them together and it is a whole different story.
"Mom!"