[All characters are over the age of 18]
I sat on the edge of my bed with the bottle of topical ointment in my hand. After a humiliating doctor's visit, they'd finally filled the prescription.
I'd been diagnosed with an extremely rare condition: recalcitrant semen leakage.
Now that might not sound bad, but it's a pretty big problem when I'm in class, trying to focus, and cum just starts drooling out the head of my cock. And it's too much to hide. It pools in my boxers, and if I don't get to the bathroom fast enough, it falls down my pantleg and all over my socks. That on top of the voluminous "nocturnal emissions" have been too much to handle. After ruining six sets of sheets, I'd taken to sleeping with my cock in a silicone pot holder. Not entirely comfortable, but a lot easier to drain than anything else I could think of.
It was due to overactive balls. I mean, they used some fancy medical term, but that's what it was. For some reason my sack decided it was up to me to repopulate the earth. They ached often, and the doctor told me that I'd have to regularly drain my system or the buildup could lead to internal complications. All this with my mom right there in the room. It was incredibly embarrassing. And for some reason warranted several thorough examinations of my member in cold, gloved hands.
She'd lift my soft, but heavy cock, bend it, and prod it, with a little collection dish for the drops of cum that would fall with each stimulation.
"Is he going to be alright?" my mom had anxiously asked.
The doctor assured her that since we'd caught it soon enough, we'd be in the clear. Well, if I followed the regimen and kept up on applying a mysterious ointment.
So, there I was, staring at the bottle in my bedroom. Apply liberally and work into the affected area with a consistent oscillation. Begin at the top of the perineum, moving upwards around the testicles and along the shaft. Apply even pressure and treat the frenulum.
I was embarrassed to admit that even at my age, I didn't know what half those words meant.
Then there was a knock at the door.
"Sweetie, everything going alright in there? Did the lotion work out?" My mom asked from the other side.
"Um, err. Sorta!" I called back through the door. I jimmied by sweatpants back up just in time for her to open the door and step in.
She looked concerned. Crossing her arms across her nightgown.
It was difficult having a mom that looked like mine looked. The doctor had even made a small joke about it in the office. I turned bright red and she could tell it was a sore spot. But the doc was right, my mom looked incredible for her age. She had her red hair in a bob cut. And her body was kinda crazy. She was tiny, but her breasts were always catching glimpses from men on the street for their heft. And she had nice thick thighs... not that I ever noticed.
She crossed over to me and I held up the bottle.
"I don't understand the directions. It's all confusing," I said.
"Do you want me to take a look, sweetie?" She asked.
I wanted to say no. I didn't want her to be any part of this. But I also wanted to eventually have a dick that worked properly. "Uh I guess." I shoved the bottle out to her, a little rudely.
But she was patient. She just raised her eyebrows at me and took the bottle. She read it over. "Oh my..." she muttered. "Have you tried it yet? We don't want to waste it."
"I was going to, but I don't know how serious the instructions are--like do you think I can just smear it all over?"
"No, sweetie you really should follow the directions. This is important. And this bottle was expensive..."
"Yea okay I get it. I just--nevermind. I'll try it out. But I don't know what the fuck a perineum is."
"Language." She wagged her finger at me. "The perineum... um... well... It's like the spot--" She scratched her head. "It's like where your bum meets your... your balls."
It was weird hearing my mom says balls. "Like, here?" I leaned over and pointed to my ass.
"Oh, no, not really." She blushed. "It's more like, here?" She pointed to below her crotch, lifting a leg a little. In doing so, she hiked her short pajama bottoms up just a bit.
"Mom, you don't have like a... a--"
"A penis?"
It was my turn to blush. "You don't have to say it."
"I'm sorry sweetie, but we have to figure this out. It's like, there..." She came closer, and tapped my knee. I moved it to the side, and she pointed to my balls.
"You're pointing to my balls."
She rolled her eyes. "It's right under the balls."
"Oh. Why doesn't it just say that?"
"I don't know, but can you give it a try? Why don't you go in the bathroom and I'll wait right here."
I sighed. I wasn't sure why I was putting such a show of irritability on. But I figured it had to do with the fact I was forced to talk about my dick with my mom.
I stepped into my bathroom and shut the door. Begin at the top of the perineum...
I pulled my pants down then squeezed a glob of the lotion out and was surprised to find it was clear. And extremely slippery.
"How's it going?" She asked from the other side of the door.
"I'm working on it."
I reached below my balls (which were aching slightly) and curled my fingers. The cool ointment made contact. I'd never touched there before, but it felt... kinda nice? I rolled the glob up and pulled it past my balls and to the base of my dick. Oh fuck wait, was I supposed to "oscillate" my balls too?? Fuck these instructions. It probably didn't matter, but what if I did it wrong and then my dick shriveled up and fell off? I knew I was being dumb, but medical anxiety is real.
"I--I... I don't know what I'm doing," I said.
"Do you need help?" Her voice wavered.
"No." I stared at my dick. It throbbed and a glob of cum splatted on the tile floor. "I mean... maybe. I don't know."
"How far have you gotten?" She was closer now, right against the bathroom door.
"I did the perineum then moved past my balls."
"What's it say next?"
I turned to pick the bottle back up off the sink, but slipped on the small puddle of my cum on the floor. I fell on my ass.
"Fuck!"
"Sweetie?! What happened??" But she didn't wait for a response. She threw the door open.
"Mom!" I tried to cover myself.
"I'm sorry honey. Oh goodness." She shielded her eyes, but then seemed to decide it didn't matter and came over to help me up.
I let her, but held a hand over my dick.
"This is ridiculous sweetie, why don't you just let me help you?"
"I don't know... it's weird."
"I know it is, but I used to be a nurse. It's really no different." She looked me in the eye. It was calming. The concern on her face was paired with a deep caring. It was gentle.
"Okay. I guess. Fine." I tried to put up a grumpy front, but it fell apart. "Thank you."
"Of course, sweetie. I just wanna take care of you, okay?"
I nodded my head. Then moved my had away.
My soft cock hung about a foot from her face. But since my affliction had begun, it'd taken to being slightly engorged even when soft. I was about 5 inches long flaccid.
Her eyes found my dick. And I could see her stifle a reaction. She hid it well, but I could tell. A very slight curl of the lips and a flush in the eye.
She cleared her throat. "Okay show me where you started."
I lifted one leg slightly and touched the spot below my balls. My fingers slid a little on the still slick skin.
She got on her knees for a better look. "Okay good, that's right." She grabbed the bottle. "Then it says to just slide right along here to the base." She pointed her finger between my balls.
"Okay good, that's what I did."
"Did you use enough?" she asked, squirting a big glob out. "Here." She reached out and deposited the lotion onto my base.
"Oh, uh, I can do it."
"I know I was just giving you the right amount." She looked at my dick and swallowed. Then looked up at me.
Looking back down at her, her big brown eyes and generous cleavage, made me blush yet again.
"It's okay sweetie. This is what I'm here for."
I nodded. "What's oscillate mean?"
"Oh, that means back and forth. Like waving. Or like..." she did a jerking-off motion, then giggled.
"Seriously?" I asked, holding back a laugh.
"Well sorta. In this context I think it's more like massage--"
Before she could finish her sentence, my dick throbbed and another spurt of cum leaked out of my head. And... oh god... it landed right on my mom's chest.
"Oh my." She froze. "Goodness, sweetie. That's... quite a lot." She grabbed a square of toilet paper and tried to wipe it up, mostly just smearing it against her skin.
"Sorry."
"It's okay, you can't help it. But we should really get this taken care of so you don't have that... problem anymore."
I nodded my head and brought my fingers to my shaft. I scooped up the gelatinous lotion and started massaging it back and forth.
"There you go..." she murmured.
My breathing got heavier, and I realized I was staring at her chest. And she... well she was staring at my dick, with her head slightly cocked. She looked curious.
"Is it helping?" she asked.
"Yea I think so." We made eye contact again. Her lips parted, and so did mine. Like we'd both just been caught doing something we weren't supposed to. Her cheeks flamed red.
"I think maybe I should finish by myself."