This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to any person or persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
Copyright 2014 by the author.
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Mom considers labiaplasty, gets a second opinion from her son
Introduction
You might get the idea from reading the following story that I like women with large labia. You might be right.
"Hey mom, whatcha doin'?" Tim asked as he walked into the family room.
"Oh nothing." Dana tried to quickly close the browser she had open, but in her haste, the mouse slipped from her grasp and fell to the floor. She bent down and desperately looked for it, hoping her son wouldn't come any closer.
Unaware of his mom's plight, Tim walked over and saw what was on the computer monitor. "Mom, why are you looking at pictures of vaginas? I thought I was the only one around here who did that."
"I didn't want you to see that. Where did that mouse go?" they had a wireless mouse, so she couldn't just locate it by following the cord. "Stupid wireless mouse. Ah, there it is." she picked it up and put it on the mousepad.
"Hold on, mom. Why do the one's on the right look so much different than the one's on the left?"
Dana had always tried to be as open and honest with her son as she could, she answered all his questions about where babies come from, why girls are different than boys, etc. She had always tried to give age appropriate answers, and now that he was 18 years old, and sexually active, she had decided to treat him like an adult.
"They're before and after photographs of a plastic surgery procedure called 'labiaplasty'. This website is from a plastic surgeon's office." she managed to close the browser.
"Why are you looking at that? What's labiaplasty?"
"Labiaplasty is a procedure where they basically trim excess tissue from a woman who has overly large labia. Mainly it's done for cosmetic reasons, but there are comfort issues as well." she knew what he was going to ask next, and was trying to decide just how honest she should be. "some girls at work told me about it." this was the truth, but not the whole truth.
"So, are you thinking about getting that done?" Tim had never seen his mom's labia, so he had no idea why she might want such a surgery. He did know that his mom was smokin' hot. She was tall, athletic and beautiful. When he was little, she did a few photo shoots as a fitness model, and had briefly tried her hand at bodybuilding, although she never got very bulked up. Even now, at age 37, she still turned heads, and all his friends called her a MILF.
"That's a rather personal thing to ask your mother, isn't it?"
"Sorry, mom. I didn't realize it was so personal. I know it's your vagina we're talking about here, but we've talked about my penis before, and that never bothered you, hell you've even seen my penis."
That was true. She had recently walked into his room while he was masturbating. She didn't stick around to watch, but afterwards, she told him there was nothing wrong with what he was doing, and that it was perfectly natural and healthy to masturbate.
"I know, but this is different. This is embarrassing."
"Oh I understand. It's totally different than when you caught me jerking off. That wasn't embarrassing for me at all."
"Don't be sarcastic. I didn't mean to see you doing that, and you shouldn't be embarrassed about that anyway. I told you there's no shame in making yourself feel good."
"So my penis isn't embarrassing, but your vagina is. Got it, mom."
"If you saw my, um, genitals, you'd know why I'm embarrassed." she was starting to blush. "In fact, it's so bad I'm considering something as drastic as plastic surgery."
"What's so bad about your genitals, mom? You got a blue waffle going on down there?"
"I don't know what a 'blue waffle' is."
"Google it later, on second thought, don't. Forget I brought it up. Seriously, do not google 'blue waffle'."
"Here, take a look at this." she opened the browser and pulled up the same website she just closed. "See the before pictures? See how much extra tissue there is? Doesn't that look ugly to you?"
"Actually, no. The after pictures look ugly to me. They look fake, like they were drawn by someone who doesn't like women. They look unnatural. Why would you want to have yourself mutilated like that?"
"I don't think they look mutilated, they look youthful, don't they?" she asked.
"Not one bit. I know that's what the doctor might tell you, but those after pictures don't look youthful, they look butchered. See how they don't have the same shape or texture as the before picture? They look about as youthful as a 70 year old woman with jet black hair. Totally fake."
"Do you think the before pictures look attractive? Would you want to be with a woman who looked like that?"
"Absolutely. I think they look like big beautiful flowers. I've never seen a set of lips I didn't like. Except those after pictures. Eww."
"Flowers? Really? So why do guys make fun of women with big lips? I'm sure you've heard the terms 'beef curtains' or 'mud flaps'? Or they say things like 'it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.', insinuating that a woman with big labia must be loose, physically and morally."
"Those terms are no worse than 'tube steak' or 'baloney pony'. And guys who say that women are too loose probably have tiny dicks. Most girls I've been with are too tight."
"Maybe your penis is too big." as soon as she said that, she regretted it. She had promised herself she wouldn't say anything to him about that, but it was true, he had a very nice sized penis, well above average.
"You think so, mom?" his cock started stirring in his pants. "All the girls I've been with said it was big, but I thought they were just being nice, like when I tell average looking girls how beautiful they are."
She decided not to get into it with him. "We're talking about labia here, not your penis. Try and focus."
"Sorry, mom, but they do kinda go together. Vaginas and penises are like peanut butter and jelly."
"Now you're just being silly. I thought we could have an adult discussion here, but..." she closed the browser again.
"I'm sorry, mom, but I really don't think you should get yourself butchered like that. Seriously."
