While I was doing my weekly cleaning, the warm morning rays of the summer sun beamed through the open window of the living room in my small single-story country home, a relaxed feeling of peace and happiness filled the room. Boots, my 7-year-old Maine Coon laid contently in the window twitching his tail as he watched the world go by.
Linda my next-door neighbor gently pressed her head against the screen in the window. "Hi Brian, can I borrow a bar of soap please?"
"Sure, come on in. I'll get you one." Linda, who is always coming over and needing to borrow something is an average size female. To be fair, she's as honest as the day is long and has paid me back one way or another. She casually opened the door and stepped in with her bare feet wearing nothing more than a white towel wrapped around her. I motioned her to the kitchen then I went off to get the soap.
Linda smiled as I handed her the bar of soap. "You're a lifesaver, Brian, thank you!"
I casually leaned against the kitchen counter with my arms crossed. "No problem. Hey...would you like a coffee?"
"Oh, I'd love one, thank you!"
"I'll bring it over in a minute, go ahead sit down."
As she tiptoed across the sunlit room her long, soft hair swayed freely from side to side like willows blowing in the wind. In her early 30s, she's every inch a feminine and natural beauty, who wears not much more than a brush of makeup and a touch of lipstick. Linda turned her chair sideways and sat down crossing her flawless and untanned legs. She sat straight and poised with her well-manicured hands resting on her lap, one on top of the other. Her thin gold necklace occasionally sparkled when it caught the sun's rays.
"What are you doing today Brian?" Linda asked while she playfully wrapped a curl of her honey blonde hair around her finger.
"I'm off for a couple weeks. So, I thought I'd clean the place up a bit when you came over," I answered "How about you, what are you doing, anything?"
"I have to work today," Linda moaned. "I don't really feel like it."
"I know the feeling." I sympathized. I pointed downwards to my eighteen-pound fur ball sitting on the floor waving his paw in the air and meowing. He wanted to cuddle or play with Linda. Can you blame the little guy? He's got good tastes too!
"Hey Linda, I think someone came over to say 'Hi'."
"Aww, Boots, you're such a handsome little fella," Linda's face melted as she lifted him up to her lap, her towel unraveled and dropped casually behind her on the chair. She never gives it a second thought that her medium-sized breasts were on display to my eyes while she petted and played with her furry little friend.
"I just love cats," Linda purred "They never allowed us to have pets at the last place I lived. Now, I want one."
"Well...you can come over and play with him anytime you want."
Linda giggled as Boots rubbed his face into hers. "I'll be here a lot then. I just love him and I really love you too, Brian."
"I think you're nice too Linda, thanks."
"Nice, is that all?" Linda pointed at herself. "Brian, look at me! I'm sitting here in your kitchen naked, my tits are hanging out, are you blind?"
" Linda, it's hard not to notice you naked, and... yes...you're making me stiff, believe me...VERY stiff!."
"Oh good, I was getting a little worried there for a minute." Linda flirted as she pulled her towel out from behind her on the chair and set it on the table beside her. "I want to get to know you, Brian. If you get my drift."
"Well, I'm an open book," I replied as I gestured opening a book.
We sat and had some idle chit-chat while she drank her coffee. Suddenly a worried look came over Linda's face, Boots jumped down off her lap as she quickly scanned the room.
"What are you looking for?"
"The time, I have to go to work," Linda retorted as she suddenly realized what time it was. "Umm...Can I come back later on today, maybe after I'm finished work?"
"Yeah, of course, you can come over anytime you want. Since when did you need an invitation?"
Linda leaped from her chair, she gave me a quick hug and a kiss. She hastily grabbed the bar of soap off the kitchen counter and ran out the door clutching her towel around her.
Linda looked back one last time and waved "I'll see you later Brian, Bye-Bye."
Linda never made it back that day, three days later, I was in the bathroom, naked of course, shaving when I heard Linda holler through the open window, "Hey Brian, is it ok if I come in?"
I yelled back. "Yeah, sure, come on in. I'll be there in a minute!"
I thought Linda would sit on the sofa and maybe play with Boots until I got there. Instead, she came straight to the bathroom carrying a plastic shopping bag.
"Hey Brian, oops...I guess you weren't expecting me, were you?" Linda looked down, her eyes opened wide and she raised her eyebrows. She smiled as she gave me the once-over. After a slight pause. "Umm, I brought us some Chinese food. I'll put it out ok?"
"Oh, great...thanks Linda, yeah, go ahead."
My being naked didn't vex her one bit, I didn't shy away from her either, that would be like closing the gate after the cows got out. Another thought came to mind, if my being naked was going to embarrass or anger Linda, it might as well be now. This way, I know where I stand with her.
Instead of embarrassing Linda, she instead gave me a quick kiss. In return, she got a face full of shaving cream. I couldn't help but piss myself laughing at her. I crudely asked her if she wanted to borrow my razor. She gave me a mischievous little wink in return, then reached around me putting a hand on my hip as she grabbed for a towel off the rack.
"Maybe later," She kidded while she wiped the shaving cream from her face. "I may need it to shave my pussy."
"Well, if you ever need any help with that, I'm here." I volunteered with a chuckle.
Linda paused then she pointed at me with a slight grin. "I'm sure you're very helpful shaving pussy, but not today you won't. I don't trust you with anything sharp near my pussy... yet."
"Ouch,Linda. That was really sharp, you hurt my feelings!" I flirted.
"Aww, I'm sorry I hurt your feelings Brian." Linda kidded with a fake, evil laugh as she strolled away.
Once, I finished shaving, I wrapped a towel around my waist and went to the kitchen. Linda had taken all the Chinese food out of the bag and set it on the counter like a mini buffet. This was the first time I encountered one of Linda's more annoying traits, her excessive 'maΓ―s en place' personality, where everything has to be placed just perfectly.