As usual, you do NOT expect something like this to happen. But, here we are, driving home not knowing what to say after what just happened--glancing over at Mom to gauge any reaction. She seemed normal, like nothing happened. What will happen when we get home I wondered. Will she be mad? Will she pretend it didn't happen? I should explain.
Mom and I just moved so she could be near me while I was going to college. She thought it would be better for me than in a dorm. She divorced Dad years ago for cheating and works from home so moving wasn't a problem. I do streaming and that would have been hard to do in a dorm so she suggested just getting a house there.
Anyway, we were on the way to orientation and Mom said "I think I should pretend to be your girlfriend so no one will make any remarks that you are with your Mother. I look younger than I am. Plus I'll be able to look around with you without looking like an overbearing parent."
Thinking about it for a minute before answering her. There is no way anyone would think she was my Mom. She looks way younger than 37. Very fit with long reddish brown hair and nice C-cup boobs. Yes, she is hot I'll admit but I never saw her in a sexual way before... well maybe not till this past year anyway. Once I turned 18, I started seeing her differently. Not like I thought anything would ever happen. That would never cross her mind. "Sure, no one knows us here."
"Great," Mom said. "Just tell people that we met last year while you traveled to Japan before going to school. Oh and if anyone asks, tell them I'm 24"
"Sure thing, Mom," I said with still about a 10-minute drive left.
"Now remember Max, call me Liz. I don't want any slip-ups." Mom said as I pulled into the parking lot.
"Of course Mom," Nodding my head. "I just hope no one starts hitting on you. I might have to HIT them to the floor."
"Ha," Was her response. "Let's not get kicked out before you even get to start. You took Karate since you were 8, they wouldn't know what hit them If they tried. Now, let's get going." As we were walking, she held my hand and was partially leaning on me. I have to admit, I wasn't hating this.
Orientation was boring like I knew it would be. A lot of guys and some girls kept looking and my Mom. When we were walking around to get my bearings where everything was, a guy tried to talk to her.
Then something happened I wasn't prepared for. She kissed me right on the lips and before I could register what had happened she said, "Sorry dude, but I'm with my boyfriend." And we just continued to walk. "Sorry about that. Guys like that won't take no for an answer unless you show them." Mom whispered to me.
Before I could think my lips said, "It's ok, I liked it." Damn you lips. I blushed.
"Oh, you DID did you?" She said with a smirk. "Well, we have to keep up appearances you know. Might happen a few times so be prepared." I was stunned. Not only did she kiss me, but she said it might happen more. I have to be honest, I got a little excited. She ended up kissing me 3 more times. The last one lingered more than the others.
We finished our walk about the campus not really meeting anyone that was friend worthy. I was hoping to get to know a few people before starting next week. On our way out the door, we saw a bulletin board that had fliers for local parties before school started.
"Hey, let's look and see if any of these sound interesting to you." Mom said as she was browsing the board. Looking at the board, none stood out to me... shame. Mom pointed at a flier and said, "How about this one?"
"A hot tub party? Really? I replied in surprise.
"The best way to get to know someone is to see them half naked. Plus you would get to see your girlfriend in a bikini." She said with the same smirk from earlier. She has to be messing with me.
"Yeah right, you have never worn a bikini before. So I know you are messing with me." It's true. She has always worn a one-piece, even with her fit body.
"Well, I might just surprise you." Again, she said with that smirk.
Ok, time to call her bluff. "Fine, let's go home and get ready then," I said, expecting her to back out. But again, she just smirked
"Yes let's. We haven't fully unpacked yet and I'll have to find it, We have 2 hours till it starts. Let's go baby." With that, she kissed me again even though no one was around, and grabbed my hand practically dragging me to the car. Maybe she isn't bluffing?
When we got home, she ran inside and started looking through the boxes immediately. We had just moved here last week so not everything was unpacked yet. I started to wonder what was going on. Is Mom just doing this to help me get some friends before school starts? Or is something else going on? Was she really being flirty with me? My mind raced through all these thoughts. I must just be overthinking it... I sighed.
"Mom! Should we change here or when we get there?"
"We change here but put normal clothes on. So we can just take them off without needing to go somewhere to change. You can just put a shirt on since trunks are just shorts."
"What if I have a speedo?"
"You don't have one. You have used the same black and blue swim trunks since you were 15."
"They are getting tight though."
"Yeah, they are. Didn't leave much to the imagination. You sure have grown. But you never got new ones. Maybe after today, we should get you some new ones."
What? Did she.... just admit to looking at my dick?
"Ah ha! Found them!" She yelled from her room. "Hurry and get changed, I want us to get there around when it starts."
I yelled back, "Ok!" I get ready and wait for her by the door.
Mom came around the corner and said, "Yeah, we need to get you new trunks tomorrow, the girls there are going to go nuts. But, you are with me so they can't have you." Again with that smirk. She had on a dark blue shirt and shorts. I couldn't tell if she was wearing a bikini or not. She's doing this on purpose to tease me, I know there is just a one-piece under there. "Come on let's go." Practically pushing me out the door.