When son arrived in the kitchen for breakfast, his father had already left for work. His youthful-looking mother greeted him with a kiss, a warm coffee, and a store-bought muffin.
After sitting at the kitchen table eating and chatting for a while, Son asked, "Mom, why did you put your cotton panties in my pajama drawer?"
"I put them there as a reminder to talk to you this evening when you change your clothes.
"Talk to me about what?"
"You keep staining the bed sheets when you jerk off at night. I want you to stop that. You can jerk off on my panties. They're so much easier to wash."
With a twinkle in his eyes, he asked, "Can I make believe that you have your panties on?"
"Sure. If you really want, you can jerk of on them while I do have them on."
"You shouldn't joke like that, Mom."
"I'm not joking. You're twenty years old. You shouldn't have to jerk off by yourself anymore."
"My girlfriends help me jerk off."
"Then why do you jerk off at night on your bedsheet and pillow case?"
"Because I need to jerk off more often than when I am out on a date."
"Well. when you come home from a date and you need to jerk off again, come get me."
"Yeah, sure. You're in bed with Dad and you think I'm going to walk in and say that I need you to help me jerk off."
"Your father snores too loudly for me to sleep with him anymore. I sleep in the guest bedroom. Actually, if you want, you can just come into the guest bedroom and fuck me."
"And, if Dad is there?"
"If Dad is there, he intends to fuck me and he closed the door tight. If I don't want Dad to come in, I lock the guest bedroom door. Remember, Dad doesn't have the strong sex drive he used to have; the strong drive that you have now."
"What if I knock you up?"