Author's note. This is an entry to
the April Fools' 2025 contest
, and my first story in this category. Thank you to @Rustyoznail for casting his critical eye over it. Please enjoy!
"Remember, this is a variety show. You have at most a minute to gain and keep audience attention," the stage manager said, speaking French. He paused, looking me up and down critically. "Perhaps two minutes, yes? But Paris is full of pretty girls, so they will be bored if that's all you are, and we will pull you offstage. We'll give you fifteen minutes maximum."
With that, he turned, barking orders to his team as the current act on stage came to its end, to scattered applause. I had only 30 more seconds to compose myself while the set was changed. Deep breaths, erect posture, mysterious smile. I could do this. My European holiday finances, and those of my twin sister Ingrid, depended on me making a good showing here. I suddenly wished it was her about to walk out to the front of stage, not me, but we had flipped a coin for this. This was on me to get it right, and
if
it went okay it was her turn to take this role tomorrow.
"Mesdames et messieurs, notre prochain acte s'appelle 'Mirror Twin'"
. The announcement rang out followed by scattered polite applause, our backing soundtrack started, and I was on.
I glided out, my emerald dress softly rustling around me, feet softly shuffling in matching green split-sole flats. I avoided eye contact with the audience, but I could see that they were watching attentively, for now at least.
"Focus, Astrid. Movement, mystery, curiosity," I chanted internally as I circled the stage, pretending to examine the room before halting, my back towards the audience, in front of the only object on the stage. It was a large rectangular frame, taller than me, covered in a cloth of black silk.
I cocked my head one way and then the other, playing the curious ingénue, using a few precious seconds to build the tension, before bending gracefully, using my knees, to find the edge of the silk on the floor.
With one movement I stood and pulled, tossing the silk to the side before freezing to gaze in rapture at the image in front of me.
I was looking into my own green eyes, wide in wonder at the woman suddenly revealed in the large mirror behind the cloth. Red hair verging on auburn, circling her head in an elegant crown braid that had taken all afternoon to get perfect. Rose-coloured lips, light foundation concealing the faint freckles on her face.
The freckles were still there to see on the breasts: the dress displayed cleavage well. I had a large splotch of them on my right breast. Ingrid had one on her left breast: useful for our boyfriends to tell us apart if that was ever an issue. We generally avoided double dates, evaded dressing identically, all the twin tropes. As girls at ballet class in Australia we refused to wear the same costumes. We demanded different secondary schools, developed different interests, went to different universities. If we did something together, it was by choice as individuals, not because the world around us had a twins fetish. Some people even have a thing about mirror twins, apparently. We're not freaks: about a quarter of identical twins have mirrored features. We didn't make a big thing of it.
We didn't resent being twins, didn't object to being beautiful and desired (how could we?!), but we needed the world to meet us on our terms. We looked out for each other, but loved separately. We consoled each other as sisters when we lost, celebrated our wins, sometimes partied together, but took care to be ourselves. Neither had we both jumped into bed together with a rich young man or woman, although there had been plenty of offers of both kinds.
This trip was actually our first together. We were both unexpectedly single, a little heartbroken, and Ingrid had pitched the idea of taking a few months off to wander Europe and reconnect, partly supporting the trip with this novelty act. And if this didn't work, then waitressing, or teaching English, or au pair work; anything that would allow us to spend time in expensive countries like France, Switzerland and Germany. Tonight was the 31st of March, and we were planning to work our way north and end up in Oslo by July, where we had some relatives. Our parents were proud of the family Scandi connections, hence our names, which had embarrassed us growing up. We were kind of
expected
to end up there. But we wanted to have some fun first.
"Focus, Astrid," I breathed again, catching my mind wandering as I gazed at my mirror image. I raised my arms to my hair to fix an imaginary problem with my braids, keeping my movements slow, languid to display myself in the mirror. Shaven underarms of course, but with just a soft hint of colour allowed to grow back. It was a way to assert the "natural redhead" theme while keeping it classy. Ingrid and I had agreed on this long ago, as we had discussed the perversions and obsessions that had revealed themselves around us as we grew up.
Video screens sprang to life above me. One camera from the back of the stage, slightly offset to see past the mirror, and one camera from the front. This allowed the audience to see both angles in detail as I tracked my fingers slowly down my face, on either side of my neck, eyes open wide as though rediscovering myself in wonder. I moved down to my breasts, ostensibly to readjust how they were sitting in the dress, taking care not to linger on my suddenly sensitive nipples. I heard the audience collectively hold their breath as I did this: I had passed the attention test for now. I knew that the cameras would have given them an eyeful.
I finished the movement by bringing my hands across my belly and then around to my hips, cocking them there as I leant firstly one way and then the other. Satisfied, I allowed myself a playful smile as I moved to practice a few ballet moves. Ingrid and I were too buxom for ballet now, but the muscle memories were still there.
First, a
développé
, leg slowly extending in front.
Then an
arabesque
, balanced on one leg, the other stretched straight behind.
Finally, a
pirouette en dehors
, slow, body turned outwards.
Countless hours of practice to learn, easier now but still a challenge, with the dress and swaying boobs an added complication, making it harder to stay innocent and elegant, but adding visual interest. I was proud of my breasts.
Three moves, performed flawlessly. I curtseyed, smiling at the girl in the mirror. We had made it this far together. Now it was time for some fun.
"Let's do this," I whispered through my smile. My reflection's smile just seemed to widen.
I moved back into the same three ballet moves. The
développé
, the
arabesque
, the slow
pirouette en dehors
. Flawless again, but this time the audience started murmuring, disconcerted, when I did my pirouette. I knew why, but I couldn't acknowledge it. When I swung back to the mirror my reflection was smiling still, chest heaving slightly from the effort. I knew what had happened, of course. Instead of mirroring me on the pirouette, my reflection had spun the same way as me, instead of the opposite, mirror action. As planned.
Ingrid had broken the illusion. It was just a pane of glass in a big frame between us, not a mirror after all.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
I acted puzzled by the mutterings in the audience, but started testing my reflection again. I stretched my arm out: she mirrored me. I scratched my right ear: she copied. I touched my cheek, wrinkled my nose, scratched my armpit. All mirrored perfectly, as they should be after weeks of rehearsal. I turned back toward the audience, looking perplexed. But some of them were looking past me at the mirror, or up at the screens, and they were starting to chuckle, because Ingrid had not turned around. And suddenly there was a great gale of laughter, and I knew that Ingrid had poked her tongue out at me, behind my back.
By now they had all worked out the joke. We were not the first twins to do this, of course. That was why we had to do it
well
, and why we had rehearsed long and hard for this before we had left Australia. It was pretty bold to be taking ballet moves to Paris, to try and make an impact in the city of lights and love, but we'd decided that half-measures were for cowards.
I swung around and there she was, face all beatific innocence. I put my right hand to my chin, pretending to be bewildered. She did the same, but also with her right hand, daring me to notice that I wasn't mirroring me with her left hand.
I put my hands on my head, on my hips, on the sides of my breasts. She copied me exactly, but then moved her right hand up to her lips to blow me a kiss. More laughter from the audience. Her grin widened, and she suddenly spun around, bent over from the waist, and tapped her right hand lightly on her backside. "Kiss my arse," indeed. Another roar of laughter, and the audience were getting noisier, exchanging quips in French and calling out suggestions to us.
I spun back to them, mouth agape in simulated outrage, holding my arms out, palms open in supplication. "What am I do with this mischievous reflection?" I was asking them. I held the pose for a few seconds until gasps and another howl of laughter erupted: I knew that behind me she had hoisted the back of her dress up to show them her tights and lacy black knickers. I spun back, and caught her still in place, but she ad-libbed by reaching her hand back between her legs and extending her middle finger up towards me. More laughter, of course.