"Morning, Darling," I say to my son, Daniel, as I walk into the kitchen.
Today is Thursday. I feel fantastic - sore, but fantastic. Daniel and I have not spoken since he came in my mouth the previous evening. Since he pumped his seed down my throat.
"Hi, Mom. How's it going?" He doesn't look at me; something is always far more interesting on his iphone.
I'd been outside talking to a contractor about removing the old suite in the family bathroom and the subsequent redesign.
"Amazing, darling. Amazing. Don is all up to speed; he will start work next week."
"Don the builder?"
"Yes, Darling. So that means fewer lie-ins for you." I say playfully pinching his arm. It's midday, and Daniel is only just eating breakfast.
"No worries. I'll cope."
"On that. Could you maybe do me a favor, or rather a friend of mine, a favor? It will take some of your time, but you don't seem to have too much on."
"Apart from Lisa." He says, not looking at me.
"Yes, apart from Lisa. Actually, let's talk about Lisa first, then I ask you that favor."
He grunts approval, acknowledgement, something anyway.
"About her and her friends. Why are we going on a triple date? Why on a Friday night when your father will be home?"
Okay, if you are joining my story here, then a little background to get you up to speed.
I am Margaret; I am forty-three years old. Mags to my husband Phil, Maggie to the twenty-two-year-old Amazon driver, Nathan, who I am fucking, and Mom to Daniel, my son, another twenty-two-year-old, who is fucking me, and currently sitting in the kitchen in front of me.
Lisa is best friends with Nathan; Lisa is incidentally gorgeous; Nathan is incidentally an Adonis; my Daniel is hunky too.
He has been on a date with Lisa and I am curious to know how far that went. In my mind, him hooking up with her is not a coincidence to me fucking Nathan. However, if it is a coincidence, Daniel is definitely making the most of it by arranging a triple date for tomorrow evening. Lisa and him, Nathan and me, and two friends of theirs, Jack and Rosie. Who I met once, when, let's be honest, I was perving at Nathan in a bathing suit. Yeah, I'm terrible.
All this male attention - oh, and female attention - I'll come to that in a moment, is very new to me. A little more background; I was a hardworking Interior Designer in the city, living a good life, an everyday existence with my lovely husband, Phil, and son.
Phil and I were successful, had nice friends and a pleasant social life, but we were constantly stressed, working too hard and not having time to enjoy the money we were making. As Daniel approached college age, we decided to do something about it. We decided a life out of the city was called for, and we eventually made that dream a reality five weeks ago. We moved to Heatherfield. Well, let's say I realized the dream; at the moment, Phil still works in the city. He relaxes more on the weekend than we used to, but we haven't reached our nirvana yet. We have a five-year plan.
Since moving here, I have discovered that, apparently, I am a MILF; I have great legs, a peach of an ass, I look spectacular in any sexy lingerie, and I can be fucked by huge cocks. Who knew!
"It's actually your delivery driver's fault that the date has to be on a Friday," Daniel responds.
"How so?"
"Apparently, he is on some swimming program, and he only gets Friday and Saturday nights off, or something."
"He's on a swimming scholarship, actually; he hopes to make the Olympic team."
"Yeah, whatever, anyway, so it's his fault."
"And why, may I ask, are we going on this date?"
Daniel knows I am fucking Nathan; he has watched. He has jerked off to us. He has threatened me over it. But there's no upside to him telling Phil. So why take the risk of the date on a night when his father will be here?
"It was Lisa's idea if you want to know. But I kinda like it too." The smirk is back on his face and for the first time he looks at me. "Seeing how you handle it will be fun." His gaze quickly returns to his phone.
"Right, okay. So there's no chance of canceling or rescheduling?"
"Tick, tock, tick, tock. Summer will be over before you know it, Mom. And all the cock will go with it, back to college."
"Thank you for those pearls of wisdom, Daniel. I'll try and think of something to tell your father, but no promises; if he's against it, there's not much I can do."
"You'll make it happen."
"Talking of making it happen." I change the subject. "I have a favor, actually more of a proposal for you. At school, have you done e-commerce?"
"Some."
"Well, I have a friend who runs a store, but her website is terrible. It might as well not exist. You can't see what they have in the store, and you absolutely can't buy online. It's basic, you know."
"Right?" He finally puts his phone down and pays me some attention.
"So how would you go about creating a better, is it called 'online presence'?"
"What kind of stuff does she sell?"
"Not important. Theoretically, how would she do it?"
"Socials is key, what's her social media strategy, what's she on? You can sell through Facebook now; it doesn't have to be complex."
"Doubt she is on any 'socials,' and I'd say Facebook will not be suitable."
I don't actually know this is true, but I doubt Facebook has stores for butt plugs, BDSM, and porn movies.
My friend is called Maria. She's not yet a friend, but I intend to make her a friend. We made each other cum in one of the changing rooms of her adult store. Which, even if she were my friend, sounds kind of dirty, but the experience was more magical than it sounds. It was my first time in an adult store and my first time with a woman. Since it happened, I've been thinking about how I can help Maria and her business. My interior decorating mind has been full of ideas of how we improve the look of the store, but from a business point of view, she needs guidance, or the place just won't survive. And selfishly, I need it to survive. So I thought of Daniel; he is at business school after all, and us paying these tuition fees has got to have some payback, surely.
"Okay, so you won't tell me what your friend sells, but it wouldn't be accepted on Facebook. You've definitely got me interested, but you're not giving me much to go on. I can't help much."
"Okay, okay. I'll make a coffee and come clean." I'm going to have to tell him more. Not everything, but more.
Over a coffee, I tell him about my shopping experience, the shopping part anyway, and how friendly Maria was. Daniel is twenty-two years old, guess what? He loves the idea of getting involved with an adult store; of course he does. We agree on an approach and a plan. He's excited to help and thinks he can get something generic set up pretty quickly, which we can tweak afterward. I spend the afternoon doing some drawings and mood boards for the store. It's exciting for me too, and as an additional bonus, the research has turned me on. I just hope Phil doesn't check my browser search history.
Daniel tells me over dinner that he has a site built to show me later, it includes some fictitious products.
"Really, that quick?"
"It's all SaaS these days, Mom. Templates and services."
"Sass?"