A study hall, 1987...
"Mail call," the student announced as they entered the hall, holding a bunch of letters in the air. Everyone looked up as the person began moving around the room, handing the relevant envelopes and packages to their recipients.
"One for you, and one for you," the guy said as he passed an envelope to Karen, and then one to Mike, both of whom were sitting at a long table with Lisa, Janet, Mona, and some other students. "Looks like MIT got back to you two finally."
"Awesome!" Lisa blurted as she stood up and came to stand over Karen, looking excited. She looked around the room. "Hey, guys! They got the results of that MIT element-naming contest back!"
"What was this all about?" a student asked as people began gathering around.
"MIT discovered a new transuranic element," Karen explained. "To generate interest in the project, they put out a worldwide call to have a contest naming it. DeBourne and I both submitted our ideas."
The growing cluster of students watched as Karen pulled a small letter opener out from her stylish clutch, and worked open her envelope. Mike, predictably, simply tore down the side of his envelope with his finger and pulled out the folded paper, keeping it closed. He looked over at his fellow physics student. "Ladies first, Gordon."
"Thank you, sir," she replied amiably in her elegant timbre as she began unfolding her own letter.
"What name did you submit, Kar?" Mona asked. "I forget what it was."
"Fairfaxium," the bronze-haired beauty replied. "After Mary Fairfax, married name Somerville. She was a leader in the early nineteenth century in mathematics, algebra, and astronomy. She kept company with the likes of Sir Walter Scott, John Playfair, and Sir Charles Babbage. I think it is about time she had recognition and something named after her."
As everyone watched, Karen began reading her letter. Her expression remained neutral, but her eyes hardened.
"Are you kidding?!" she demanded of no one hotly. "Not only did they not take my eminently reasonable suggestion, but they also went with quite possibly the most boring name ever?!"
"Shit, sorry, Princess," Janet said, squeezing her friend's shoulder gently. "What name
did
win?"
"Unoduonium," Karen almost growled, almost tossing her letter on the table in disgust. "It basically means 'one-twoium' in Latin. Even for scientists, remarkably unimaginative and boring beyond the realm of forgivable! And I have never even
heard
of the person that won. What tripe! I expected better of MIT. I'm
so
glad I didn't go there now!"
There was silence for some moments before everyone turned their heads to look over at Mike, who had been quiet up to this point. With everyone looking at him, he glanced down at his letter and started reading out loud.
"
Dear Mister DeBourne,
" he began. "
We wanted to reach out to you personally to thank you for your participation in this contest. We are always pushing for new discoveries, and expanding the frontiers of humanity's knowledge. We appreciate your keen interest, but to be perfectly honest, we do not see there being an element named 'Scoobidoobium' any time in the foreseeable future.
"
He had barely finished saying the name of his rejected element suggestion before Janet, Lisa, Mona, and dozens of other students gathered around were howling with laughter.
Karen was just resting an elbow on the table with her face in her hand, shaking her head slowly.
***
Mike & Karen
Disclaimer:
All characters are 18 years of age or older while actively engaging in sexual activity. This story is a prequel/sequel (sprequel?) to my other work, Alex & Alexa. As always, many thanks and gratuitous panty shots from Freja and Jeanie to my long-suffering editor and beta-reader for their assistance in polishing up and improving this work. Reviews are welcome; flames will be snickered at and deleted with extreme prejudice. Enjoy!
Please Note:
There are incest themes with a secondary couple in this story. Just a forewarning.
Chapter XXXII- What Fools These Mortals Be!
University of Toronto, Sciences Faculty, Staff foyer, Monday morning...
There was a lot to do today, since the housewarming was approaching and they would be taking Wednesday through Friday off in preparation. He wanted to get as much done as possible as a result.
Mike exited the stairwell (he preferred using the stairs when possible, since it counted as mild exercise), and paused half a step upon seeing the reception desk.
A young woman wearing shapeless clothing was sitting behind it, scribbling furiously on foolscap and in notebooks, and she seemed to take no notice of anything else happening around her. Fortunately, nobody seemed to be stopping to talk.
"Good morning, madam," he said genially in his deep voice as he strode up and towered over the desk. "I guess you're our contestant of the week. And what might your name be?"
The brunette's head snapped up to look at him, her expression somewhat exasperated because someone had interrupted her frenetic activity. But when she saw who was speaking, and exactly how much bigger he was than her, she stood up and cleared her throat, seeming flustered.
"Oh, uh... hello, Doctor. I'm sorry, I didn't see you," she said awkwardly.
"Not often that I hear that, and even less often that I get to play Ask Me Another," he allowed. "Let's try this again, Sciences Faculty Student Receptionist and Secretary... your name is..."
"Oh!" she squeaked, blushing now before answering. "Nadia. Nadia Asenath Derby Gillman."
"I think I'll stick with Nadia or Miss Gillman," Mike mused, holding out his giant hand for her to shake. She took it, trying not to gawk as her little paw disappeared entirely inside his. "You seem like you're being very industrious, which is almost unheard of these days for the receptionist's first day on the job."
"Oh, uh..." she faltered again, blushing another shade. "That's... not strictly university stuff I'm working on, I confess. Nobody was giving me anything to do at the moment, so I was indulging my own interests."
"And those would be..." he prompted.
Nadia didn't seem to know what to say, but she also didn't stop Mike when he went around the desk and began picking up her notebooks and pieces of foolscap, reading what she'd written on them. She seemed worried, but also clearly didn't know what to do, much less stop him.
"Hmmm," he mused, still reading. "You're working on the conclusions of the Pentacle Memorandum Theory."
Nadia's eyes widened. "You... you know the Pentacle Memorandum? Er, sir?"
"What worthy mind doesn't?" Mike answered with a shrug, putting the notebook down and picking up some papers now. "I
am
a noted authority on astrophysics, cosmology and cosmic theory. Just because there are people and powers out there that don't want us to find these things out doesn't mean they aren't happening all around us and haven't been for untold aeons."
"I
knew
it!" Nadia hissed, looking validated by this intellectual giant. "And it's not just
our
government, is it?"
"It certainly isn't, nor is it a simple cabal of international proportions," Mike said, shaking his head. "It is much bigger than that. The scale is, indeed, cosmic."
"I've... I've been trying to prove it, but I always get stymied," Nadia confessed, but she'd also moved around the desk to stand next to the huge man, and she gestured at the notes all over the surface. "I... feel like I'm getting thwarted by numbers."
"That's because you don't know where to start," Mike said easily, picking up one piece of paper and showing to her. "Remember, when you're dealing quantum, the way Heisenberg and Planck were, the beginning isn't always at the beginning. For instance... right here, on this equation... have you accounted for the Gellar Field?"
Nadia blushed and shook her head. "I... I don't even know how to calculate that, sir. I'm not in the Sciences, I'm in Communications. But I know there's stuff out there, beyond what we're allowed to see or sense. I just can't prove it. Yet."
"Okay, so right here... and here..." Mike began, writing numbers down on her paper with his own pen in his big, bold script that commanded attention. "You find and lay out the Fermian Plane with an inverted Chebyshev filter... just make sure that you complete the final hierophantic angle during a Kauffman Retrograde between the Pleiades and Orion's Belt..."