A study hall, 1987...
"Mail call," the student announced as they entered the hall, holding a bunch of letters in the air. Everyone looked up as the person began moving around the room, handing the relevant envelopes and packages to their recipients.
"One for you, and one for you," the guy said as he passed an envelope to Karen, and then one to Mike, both of whom were sitting at a long table with Lisa, Janet, Mona, and some other students. "Looks like MIT got back to you two finally."
"Awesome!" Lisa blurted as she stood up and came to stand over Karen, looking excited. She looked around the room. "Hey, guys! They got the results of that MIT element-naming contest back!"
"What was this all about?" a student asked as people began gathering around.
"MIT discovered a new transuranic element," Karen explained. "To generate interest in the project, they put out a worldwide call to have a contest naming it. DeBourne and I both submitted our ideas."
The growing cluster of students watched as Karen pulled a small letter opener out from her stylish clutch, and worked open her envelope. Mike, predictably, simply tore down the side of his envelope with his finger and pulled out the folded paper, keeping it closed. He looked over at his fellow physics student. "Ladies first, Gordon."
"Thank you, sir," she replied amiably in her elegant timbre as she began unfolding her own letter.
"What name did you submit, Kar?" Mona asked. "I forget what it was."
"Fairfaxium," the bronze-haired beauty replied. "After Mary Fairfax, married name Somerville. She was a leader in the early nineteenth century in mathematics, algebra, and astronomy. She kept company with the likes of Sir Walter Scott, John Playfair, and Sir Charles Babbage. I think it is about time she had recognition and something named after her."
As everyone watched, Karen began reading her letter. Her expression remained neutral, but her eyes hardened.
"Are you kidding?!" she demanded of no one hotly. "Not only did they not take my eminently reasonable suggestion, but they also went with quite possibly the most boring name ever?!"
"Shit, sorry, Princess," Janet said, squeezing her friend's shoulder gently. "What name
did
win?"
"Unoduonium," Karen almost growled, almost tossing her letter on the table in disgust. "It basically means 'one-twoium' in Latin. Even for scientists, remarkably unimaginative and boring beyond the realm of forgivable! And I have never even
heard
of the person that won. What tripe! I expected better of MIT. I'm
so
glad I didn't go there now!"
There was silence for some moments before everyone turned their heads to look over at Mike, who had been quiet up to this point. With everyone looking at him, he glanced down at his letter and started reading out loud.
"
Dear Mister DeBourne,
" he began. "
We wanted to reach out to you personally to thank you for your participation in this contest. We are always pushing for new discoveries, and expanding the frontiers of humanity's knowledge. We appreciate your keen interest, but to be perfectly honest, we do not see there being an element named 'Scoobidoobium' any time in the foreseeable future.
"
He had barely finished saying the name of his rejected element suggestion before Janet, Lisa, Mona, and dozens of other students gathered around were howling with laughter.
Karen was just resting an elbow on the table with her face in her hand, shaking her head slowly.
***
Mike & Karen
Disclaimer:
All characters are 18 years of age or older while actively engaging in sexual activity. This story is a prequel/sequel (sprequel?) to my other work, Alex & Alexa. As always, many thanks and gratuitous panty shots from Freja and Jeanie to my long-suffering editor and beta-reader for their assistance in polishing up and improving this work. Reviews are welcome; flames will be snickered at and deleted with extreme prejudice. Enjoy!
Please Note:
There are incest themes with a secondary couple in this story. Just a forewarning.
Chapter XXXII- What Fools These Mortals Be!
University of Toronto, Sciences Faculty, Staff foyer, Monday morning...
There was a lot to do today, since the housewarming was approaching and they would be taking Wednesday through Friday off in preparation. He wanted to get as much done as possible as a result.
Mike exited the stairwell (he preferred using the stairs when possible, since it counted as mild exercise), and paused half a step upon seeing the reception desk.
A young woman wearing shapeless clothing was sitting behind it, scribbling furiously on foolscap and in notebooks, and she seemed to take no notice of anything else happening around her. Fortunately, nobody seemed to be stopping to talk.
"Good morning, madam," he said genially in his deep voice as he strode up and towered over the desk. "I guess you're our contestant of the week. And what might your name be?"
The brunette's head snapped up to look at him, her expression somewhat exasperated because someone had interrupted her frenetic activity. But when she saw who was speaking, and exactly how much bigger he was than her, she stood up and cleared her throat, seeming flustered.
"Oh, uh... hello, Doctor. I'm sorry, I didn't see you," she said awkwardly.