The pair were sitting in the small dining room, having just finished their breakfasts and now drinking coffee and reading their papers, an expression of their defiance against this new electronic world. Theresa came in and refreshed their cups, needing only a nod from each of them to express their appreciation. She headed back into the kitchen to prep the staff lunch.
"Oh, hullo," Karen mused as she read something. "Sotheby's just sold Botticelli's
Young Man Holding A Roundel
for ninety-two million."
Mike stopped reading just long enough to peer over the rim of his own paper at his wife.
"You are
not
selling your great-grandfather's Botticelli, young lady," he said in a quiet but very firm tone.
Karen responded by way of a sigh and then returned to reading her paper.
"I hate that stupid painting..." she muttered under her breath.
***
Disclaimer:
All characters are 18 years of age or older while portrayed engaging in sexual activity. This story is a prequel/sequel (sprequel?) to my other work, Alex & Alexa. As always, many thanks and gratuitous panty shots from Freja and Jeanie to my long-suffering editor and beta-reader for their assistance in polishing up and improving this work. Reviews are welcome; flames will be snickered at and deleted with extreme prejudice. Enjoy!
Please Note:
There are incest themes with a secondary couple in this story. Just a forewarning.
Chapter XXV-- Home Is What You Make Of It
Later that morning, in the seneschal's office in the west wing ...
"Mrs. DeBourne is interested in seeing that you start understanding the duties of running the Manor, not to mention hosting events," Tatyana said from behind her desk while Alex and Alexa sat on the visitor's side in comfortable chairs. While Tatyana may have preferred a more compact space for herself to work in, she needed to be able to accommodate visitors, sometimes two at a time. More than that, one of those visitors might be her employer, the rather gigantic Michael DeBourne, so space was a necessity.
Alex and Alexa both nodded, having been instructed by Karen to see Tatyana and start getting a feeling for how things were going to be now that they all lived here. The housewarming that officially declared the Blackwell Manor 'occupied' was just about a month away, and there were endless details to be seen to. While they had no doubt Tatyana would have it all under control, she was under orders to begin imparting her organizational wisdom to the young couple. While they might have learned from Mike and Karen, the elder couple were probably too busy to really be bothered explaining themselves. They did that often enough when teaching at the university.
"The first thing you should do is familiarize yourself with the names on the invites list," the Russian woman said, sliding several printed sheets across the desk to them both. Naturally, she had the entire list in the database, but she liked to have hard copies handy, just in case. Having lived in Russia when she was younger, she had little trust for public power grids, and couldn't wait for the entire residence to be converted to privately owned solar panels with backup generators. Not to mention the power outage they'd suffered here at the manor just over a week ago. "Take a look through the list and see what names you recognize. Mr. DeBourne, you have A through M, Ms. Blackwell, you have N through Z..."
The young couple began scanning down the lists, making notes in their heads about who they were likely to see. The list indicated who had responded already, with confirmations, declines (almost none of those), and a few tentative unsure. Alex recognized several names from the Bridle Path neighbourhood- a judge, a megastar rapper, sports icons, a few business magnates...
His father's family was coming, or rather, a small delegation of the sizable clan was. At this point, it was Alex's grandfather Orion, patriarch of the DeBournes, his grandmother Anne, his uncles Connor and Josh, his aunt Ronnie, and Connor's wife Stevie, along with their two kids, Derek and Starsha. It'd be good to see them again, especially considering that Alexa was going to be a surprise for them.
The DeBournes were the nicest people on the planet, a stark contrast to the Blackwells. It never ceased to irk the Blackwells that Karen preferred her husband's family to her own. Not that Alex blamed her, mind. He mostly took after his father's family in any event. Good times ahead.
"Oh, hey, Uncle Hannibal's gonna be here," he remarked casually as he read.
"He is?!" Alexa exclaimed, promptly forgetting her own portion of the list and leaning over to look at her nephew's. "As in Hannibal Blackwell the Fifth?! Mom told me a lot about him!"
"I saw that name, and just assumed he was a member of Mrs. DeBourne's family," Tatyana said, intrigued at the response from Alexa. "Is he of special note?"
"He's really,
really
different for a Blackwell," Alex replied. "Y'know how mom's Blackwell family is all scary-intelligent and talented and stuff, right?"
The seneschal nodded. "As if your Hall of Ancestors and the various other portraits and busts around the property were not enough to indicate, yes, she has told me something about them and their gifts. But this Uncle Hannibal of yours has never come up."
"We call him uncle, but that's maybe a bit of a stretch," Alex said. "He's from the U.K. side of the family, the younger line that holds all the peerages and titles. His full name is Hannibal Fotheringay Phipps-Blackwell, titled Baron Snelgrove, and he's named after Hannibal Blackwell, one of the most ruthless and gifted members of the family way back in the day. He was a privateer for King James, and apparently scared the bejeezus out of royal courts across Europe."
"And this Uncle Hannibal of yours, he takes after his namesake?"
"Not at all," the young man laughed, a delightful sound that never ceased to lift the spirits of those who heard it. "Just about every other Blackwell in history has been hyper-intelligent. Poor ol' Uncle Hannibal is an idiot. I'm not lying, he's a nice guy, but if he were any dumber, he'd have to be watered twice a week."
"Alex!" Alexa giggled, giving his forearm a playful swat. "He's not as bad as all that... is he?"
"Lemme guess, grandma just told you that he just wasn't quite as bright as everyone else around him, right?" he chuckled. "She was being nice, Alexa. I like Uncle Hannibal a lot, but let's just say he gives Jeanie a run for her money in the derping department."
"Oh my God," she laughed. "No, mom obviously understated. So, he's about Kar's age, right?"
He nodded. "Yep. Polar opposites, and yet mom loves him to death, even if he makes her facepalm thirty times a day. I think she enjoys how crazy he makes everyone else in the family, on both sides of the Atlantic."
"Your mother has intimated to me that people who embarrass the family tend to be shunted off to various tropical islands with healthy stipends, so that they cannot shame the Blackwell name," Tatyana mentioned, intrigued by this new information. She'd been led to believe that all Blackwells were terrifying. "How has he avoided this fate if he is such a dolt?"
"Dumb luck, mostly," Alex replied, shrugging. "And probably threats from mom. Even our Brit relatives are scared of her and dad. So they just move Uncle Hannibal around from property to property, enduring his vacuous nature and penchant for accruing debt."
"Not good with money, is he?" the seneschal asked.
"Probably can't even spell it," Alex said simply. "He got booted out of both Eton
and
Harrow. I haven't seen him in six years, and the last time he was here, he tried to bum money off
me
to cover his tab and debts at a strip club downtown. I was thirteen."
"Oh, he sounds like fun," Alexa giggled. "I can't wait to introduce him to Fre and Jeanie."
"It'll be interesting, because he's mostly kinda intimidated by women," Alex laughed again. "He develops crushes really quickly, but then his nerves go to jelly and he can barely speak. More than anything, he's a problem for dad, since he gets in over his head with gambling debts and then people wanna break his kneecaps. Dad gets to intervene."