A slimy Accident
"Careful, it might still be hot" My son put his hands into the fresh bowl of what I hoped was going to be a well received batch of white slime.
It must not have been too hot, for he swirled around and around, squishing it in between his fingers, lifting it up and letting fall - having fun with the slowly coagulating mixture.
"Well? What do you think?" I asked, watching his little face scrunch. "How does it feel?"
"Mehhhh" He shrugged. "It ooooo-kay. I guess. Do you think it's going to get more stringy? It still feels watery." He pulled his tacky hands out of the bowl. A wide, waterfall-like sheet of pearl white slime oozed back in.
"Hmmmmmmm," My nose scrunched too, "I followed the recipe exactly." I left out the part where I found the recipe, and what it was called.
Fake Cum.
"Maybe it will thicken more as it cools." I wondered out loud
It felt a little weird brewing the stuff with my son, but what he didn't know wouldn't hurt right? As far as he was concerned it was white slime - exactly what he had ordered.
"I dunno, I don't see how this is going to make stringy ropes." He pulled up a handful of warm goop and let it slide through his fingers again, as a mischievous grin appeared on his cute little face. "I guess there's only one way to find out." he said.
"Don't you dare." I took a half step backwards, preparing to dodge his imminent mischief - but the kid didn't even give me a chance.
He dove into the bowl, scooped up a wad of slime and then flicked it at me.
Long stringy ropes of slime flew through the air and then landed on my face before I could fully turn away. My head reactively jerked backward. The impact and the warmth startled me.
"Ooohhhhh!" I yelped, as both hands shot up, palms facing outward in a stunned "Oh-my-god-what-just-happened" pose.
Three long, goopy tendrils had attached themselves to my nose, mouth and chin and they remained connected to my son's outstretched hand. They drooped in the middle as the fluid started to separate.
"Hahahahahahahahahahah-" He was laughing.
My head hinged to an upright position slowly. My eyes were wide, and my mouth agape. I just stood there, with my arms still raised. I watched the hanging, goopy bridge of slime separate - until a piece of it flung onto my forest green apron in a swirly stringy mess. It clung to the word "Mom" on the "Messy Moms Make Good Moms" slogan that was imprinted across my chest.
"Awesome!" He said when his laughing subsided. "You look just like in the pictures."
I said nothing. Did nothing. I just stood - in shock.