"Damn Jack! Your, Mom looked hot as fuck tonight in that little red Euro Bikini!" Andy said raising his beer and grabbing his crotch.
I laughed and shook my head. "I'd say it matched her li"pstick, wouldn't you?
Andy has always had a crush on my mother I mean I can't blame him either, because my Mom is still a very gorgeous woman at fifty four. Yeah I know she's my Mom, but shit she's hot. She's a blond blue eyed dream with a set of tits and a wide ass and some really sexy legs.
"I think your dad got a little upset over Linda's drinking." Andy added with a smirk."
"Really?" I asked.
"Yeah he's right, Jack. I saw the two of them arguing in the kitchen. And if you ask me it looked pretty heated." Roy agreed.
"Wow." I said and glanced up at the ceiling. We were in the basement having our own get together. I really didn't want to come to my parents 4th of July party but Mom had begged me. Accusing me of not coming as often as I should. So I caved and brought along Roy and Andy since the three of us grew up together and Mom thought it was a good idea as well. She thought of them as her sons as well. BUT they certainly didn't think of her as a mother.
Roy continued, "Yeah she slapped him and stormed off to the den crying."
"I guess there'll be no lipstick on Chuck's dick tonight." Andy laughed.
"That's okay she can put it on mine, instead." Roy smarted and slapped my shoulder.
I just shook my head at his banter. I was used to listening to it. I was more concerned about Mom. I knew what the fight was over, Dad's been fucking his secretary, again. Gina was half my mom's age but she certainly wasn't prettier. Maybe it was an age thing. "The fucking asshole!"
"He's cheating on Linda isn't he?" Roy asked.
I nodded.
"Do you think we should go upstairs and check on her?" Andy asked with a wink.
"No, dude, lets leave her alone, I'm sure she'll be fine." I said.
"You're a pussy, Jack!" Andy laughed.
" A what?!"
"You're scared of your, Dad." he answered.
"And how do you figure that, asshole?"
"Well you've never tried to fuck your, Mom."
Roy laughed and slapped me on the shoulder, "Yeah you said you were gonna try it on your eighteenth birthday I guess that was a fucking joke right?"
"I tried, but she turned me down." I lied. I never had the nerve to try.
"Right!" Andy laughed.
"If Linda opened her legs, you'd run for the hills." Roy said.
"Fuck you! I told you I tried!" I snapped.
"Well we weren't there to see it, so how do we know?" Andy smirked. He was always the one to see through my bullshit.
"You two need to drop it, right now!" I snapped.
Roy suddenly laughed and he stood up, "Fuck this conversation! I wonder what naughty movies ol Chucky has in his secret stash." He slapped my shoulder and walked over to the closet where dad keeps his porn videos hidden. They were all in a small tote on the top shelf. I don't know why he tries to hide them because it's not like Mom doesn't already know about them.
"So I guess we're all going to give each other bro-jobs and call it a night then" Andy laughed.
"Fuck that shit." I said and popped Andy on the back of the head. I was relieved that they were talking about something else besides me fucking my mother.
Roy took down the tote and brought it over and sat it down on the coffee table and the three of us rifled through it. Then suddenly Andy's mouth dropped, "Oh shit! No way?" He gasped and took out a DVD that wasn't in a jewel case.
"What is it?" I asked twisting the cap on another beer, my fifth one of the night and damn did I have a nice buzz going too.
"I'm not sure what it is? It's not marked." Roy said turning to me.
"I bet it's gay porn." Andy laughed.
"My dad's not gay. But I'm starting to wonder about you though." I said giving him a smirk.
"Fuck off, Jack." he said and shot me his middle finger.
"Well there's only one way to find out." Roy laughs.
"I'm not gay, you asshole!" Andy snapped.
"Not you, dumb ass, the video!" he said and walked over and put the disc into the DVD player. Then he tossed me the remote and sat down on the couch between us. "Andy, if you touch my leg I'm gonna fuck your world up." he laughed.
I laughed at that one too and turned on the TV and the DVD player and quickly hit the play button. I was interested in finding out what was on the disc myself. And I certainly hoped it wasn't gay porn. But if it was, so be it. There was nothing wrong with being gay.
The video turns on and there's a Japanese woman laying on her back and she's naked and there's a group of guys gathered around her. The guys are naked as well and they're pumping their dicks.
The upstairs basement door suddenly opens, and Mom steps out on the landing above us. "Jackie? Honey are you down there?"
I quickly hit the pause button and the three of us looked up almost instantly. She was still dressed in the bikini and she has a bottle of wine in one hand and a glass in the other. And needless to say Mom was drunk.
"Yes Mom. I'm down here with Andy and Roy. We're just watching videos."
"Oh goody I'm so glad! I thought you guys were on your way back to the university."
"No we decided to stay another night, if that's okay with you and Dad."
"Oh sweetie you know it is."
"Thanks Mom."
"So can I come down, I haven't seen you guys all night." Mom asked but she didn't wait for an answer and just started down the steps, her black three inch stilettos clicking on the wooden steps.
"Oh shit!" I raised the remote to cut off the movie, but Roy snatched it out of my hand and hurried over and sat down in Dad's beat up old recliner. I stood up and was about to go over and get it back when Andy grabs my arm and pulls me back.
"Sit down, Jack!" he whispered.
"Dude what the fuck?!" I whispered and he smiles and gives me the thumbs up.
