When mom pulled into the drive way Taylor and I were on the couch cuddling. When she came in the door she didn't even look twice she said hello and walked into the kitchen.
"Mom we need to talk to you." Taylor said.
"Okay what is it." mom replied pouring a glass of wine. When she sat down we sat down as well.
"Mom, James and I are in love and we want to move to California so no one will know were brother and sister." Taylor said rather quickly.
"Okay I'll book a flight for Saturday and we can look at colleges and houses or apartments for us." Mom replied.
"Wait, you don't even care that were in love." I said.
"Of course I care but that doesn't mean I object. I have to confess I wasn't asleep yesterday outside I saw and heard everything and to play along that I didn't notice I pretended to be asleep."
"So you don't mind?"
"No not the slightest, but I should tell you that before I met Dave I was in love with my father he was the one who took my virginity and showed me how to pleasure a man and since your father was a virgin I pretended I was as well. So I don't mind because I've done it before."
"You were in love with grandpa? Did you still make love after you married our dumbass father?
"Yes and yes, we made passionate love until he died in the car crash." I remembered that day it was about a year before my stupid dad or Dave, as Taylor and I call him mostly, ran off with his 22 year old secretary. A drunk driver in a pick-up truck ran right into my grandpa Jim (who I'm named after) in a parking lot on his way home from work he died at the age of 48.
"Are we his children?" Taylor asked.
"No your grandfather could not have children after his cancer when I was a child."
"I'm sorry mom."