This is a story about a guy who is in his midlife crisis. I don't know if it really happened to him or if it was fantasy. I have got a nasty feeling that some of the descriptions, while not impossible, would be very difficult to achieve in comfort. One day I would love to try it out and see.
Read and enjoy, please send me comments I would love to learn how to do this properly.
Please don't copy it and say it was your work, that's such a waste of time and quite naughty!
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Tempus fugit as they say in all the well educated circles.
It means I am getting old he thought sitting watching the TV. Over the other side of the room sat his wife, also watching the TV the difference was that she was actually watching it.
Robin looked at her face and tried to remember when life had been sweet and full of promise. Somehow he just could not remember. It was as if the memories were just at the edge of his vision. There but not there. Very frustrating.
He still loved his wife, her name was, no still is, Jenny.
She watched on totally absorbed by the program. Robin started to day dream about, well about nothing really.
Robin was 50 and feeling the mid life crisis. He was moderately successful, had a moderately good pension ready for latter. He had a moderately nice house and was feeling just a wee bit moderate.
He longed for some excitement. Well not real excitement, Robin had been offered some consultancy work out in Iraq. To help the occupying powers rebuild the infrastructure after the invasion. The money was ridiculous; he was offered more than his annual salary per month!
However, the chances of staying the course or even surviving were not great and that sort of excitement was way too much for a moderate soul like Robin.
He sighed loudly and Jenny looked up from the TV quizzically. "What's wrong dear?" She asked.
"Oh nothing just not enjoying the TV"
"Why don't you go to the gym?" Jenny suggested.
Robin thought for a bit and then just heaved himself from the comfy chair and wandered up to his room and packed his gym kit.
About 15 minutes later he was there at the gym. All plastic and chrome the place buzzed with energy. Overhead the loudspeakers drummed out music with a jaunty beat. All designed to keep the punters going.
The air conditioning sprayed cold air through the building keeping the primeval smell of sweat and effort down to acceptable levels.
Robin sat on the rowing machine and got into his rhythm.
He had managed to get onto his favourite machine. This was the one that he had worked out gave the best view of the women working the treadmills. There was something erotic and poetic about the way their backsides moved on these machines. The beat of the music seldom matched the beat of the wobbles of flesh but it was somehow hypnotic watching, listening and rowing. Three different rhythms all interplaying and moving in and out of synchronism adding a fourth beat to the music.
Time passed and the sweat was dripping as Robin worked hard on the machines. Surrounded by sweating bodies he felt good.
At last he decided to stop and walked down to the changing rooms. He always had a moment of regret as the women walked into a separate room. But then he mused I am a man!
Out of the white shorts and tee shirt and get the swimming shorts out of the locker. Around him men were doing the same but in a variety of different ways.
Some were sort of slithering out of their kit and sort of slithering into the towel so that nothing 'down there' was visible. Some were brazen and undressed and looked at them selves in the mirror admiring their finely toned muscles. Some just got on with it and had no shame or pretensions.
Robin always smiled at the pantomime going on in the dressing room. The one thing he really got pleasure from was people watching.
Over the years people at the gym became nodding acquaintances and slowly would actually say something. It would start with a hello or good evening and progress to some light hearted comment about 'hear again then' or some other banal comment.
One of the guys had started to hold conversations with Robin and they had shared some of their daily experiences. As the weeks unfolded they always seemed to get to the gym at the same time and would sit in the sauna chatting and relaxing.
As they both came late to the gym they were often alone in the sauna.
This evening Charlie was there as usual and getting into his swimming shorts. Robin watched and as usual just wondered about this guy and what it might be like to, well you know, kind of, well? No of course not, never in a million years.
Sitting in the warmth of the sauna Charlie was talking about his wife and the lack of contact now. She had lost interest. Robin had heard this talk before it was a favourite subject of his friend. Friend? Yes he realised he did think of him as a friend. He laid back and tried to work out when exactly this concept of friend had emerged.
Charlie was asking a question. Robin had no idea what it was and started to laugh. Charlie looked offended and Robin had to explain why he was laughing.
They both lapsed into silence, comfortable silence where it did not matter if anyone talked or not.
Charlie said "are you listening now?"
Robin snorted a yes and listened.
Charlie had got an idea. It seemed that he had been chatting on the internet to a woman living some 30 miles away.
The woman and Charlie had enjoyed some steamy cyber sessions and had even started to use a web cam. She was about 46 Charlie said and as hot as hell!
Robin was interested now. Really listening now and embarrassed to feel something stirring 'down below'.
Charlie wanted to meet the woman but she had said that she wanted to meet two men at once.
Robin felt the earth wobble as the meaning of this whole discussion hit him. Charlie was looking at him and had an eyebrow raised. He did not need to say anything to ask the question.
Robin's mouth had gone dry. Here was excitement of a sort. Could he do it? What if it all went wrong and he could not get it up?
What if they met and she was horrible? What would happen if the two guys touched each other?
God would he be expected to do something sexual with Charlie?
His mind was reeling now under this assault of questions and fears. He was thinking about getting caught and trying to explain how he had got an infection.
He was also thinking how much fun it could be.
The sauna was extra hot and he felt sweat falling from him.
Charlie laughed and asked "Have you ever done anything like this before?"
"No way" said Robin.
"I have" said Charlie, "I will hold your hand if you like" There was sly smile on his face and lips and Robin knew that he was hooked.
The date was set for the first meeting. They had decided on a local pub in the nearby town. At lunch time there would be lots of people in there and it should be relatively safe. Robin had never used the pub before and three days before the meeting he found himself casing the joint.
He walked in and looked around. The place was empty and a bit dirty and dingy. Not the usual sort of place I would go to he thought.
He went to the bar and ordered a pint of beer. The barmaid was friendly and served the beer well. "Nice pint" said Robin. She smiled and chatted about how you had to keep the lines clear and how much work it was.
Robin was flattered that she would talk to him. It never occurred to him that women might actually talk to him now he was 50. "Mind you" he thought "there is no one else here" and he smiled.
The day of the meeting came and they all turned up for lunch.
The pub was heaving with people and Robin went to the bar to get some drinks. The same girl was on duty and smiled at him. Wow did she remember him? "I might have to come here more often" Robin's imagination was beginning to take on a flight of fancy.
Back at the table, drinks distributed, they tried to chat. Robin found himself feeling detached from the conversation ad doing his people watching thing.
The woman was certainly not 46 more like 56 he thought.
And he had the feeling she was defiantly in control of this. Robin asked "Have you done this before?"
The woman nodded and explained about the many meetings she had had.
Robin was feeling more and more confident as the talk went on. He had decided that there was no way he was going with this woman. "If I am going to do something like this I am doing it with someone nice"
Charlie on the other had was lapping it up. It became clear that Charlie like them a bit rough and tarty. This one was rough!
It was Robin's turn to buy the drinks again. By this time the pub had cleared and all the office workers had gone off to try to stay awake at their desks.
The barmaid smiled. "I don't think you like her" she said.
Robin was taken aback "What do you mean?" The girl laughed. "She is well known in here for picking up men."
"Which one of you is in the chat rooms?"
Robin smiled sheepishly "The other guy"
"Thought so"
The drinks paid for Robin went back to the table.
He had a decision to make.
"Sorry guys I don't think I am up for this. Have fun I am going back to work"
He got up and walked away before either of them could say anything.
As he passed the bar the girl said "I think you made the right move there." "I'm free tomorrow lunch time"
Panic struck Robin's chest "What?"
"You heard." "I fancy you, if you dare"
Robin hit the pavement with a stager.
He felt dazed and confused.