Izzy snickered, "That's a bit of a personal question young man!" Liam sighed and looked at his watch. "OK, Ok. It is in the garage. It's just that it is not every day a ruggedly handsome young man asks to see my 'consumer unit'. Of course, you are more than welcome to come and look at it any time you like!"
Things were getting a little too hot for Liam. He did not have the experience to deal with a woman twice his age; a woman that obviously had the hots for him, or maybe just anything with a penis. 'She is probably climbing the walls with frustration,' he thought. He just didn't want her climbing on him! Not that she wasn't attractive. She was a good height at 5'5". Slender of waist, wide hips and what he had decided were very attractive breasts; which his mum had said were "enhanced". Meaning, he thought, that she had had a boob job. Looking at her, he had to admit; covered as they were, he could not tell. Not that he was in any way qualified to answer that question, having seen no more than a couple of girl's naked breasts, other than what he had seen on porn films. Izzy's long naturally blonde hair was loose and fell to the middle of her back in lustrous waves of gold. She could probably pass for a 30-year-old or maybe younger, he thought.
Either way, he didn't want to look at her for too long. It made him as bad as her. Plus, he didn't want her to catch him checking her out yet again, so he headed back down the stairs to the garage. "Is it just inside the door, same as ours?"
"Sure is, Liam. But I don't go near it. Electricity scares me, well the messing about with it bit does and the spiders!"
Liam found the consumer unit up high on the wall. He stretched up and opened the cover, checking over the circuit breakers he found one labelled first floor lighting. Sure enough, this had been "tripped" and was in the down position. Liam pushed the switch to up and released it. It stayed up, so he was pretty sure there was no overriding issues, probably just a blown bulb. He turned while stretching for the board and caught Izzy staring at his groin, her hand reaching out towards him. His tee shirt had ridden high whilst he was stretching and had revealed his stomach, the hardened muscles causing the skin to ripple like sand, brushed by waves. He was in the habit of shaving his chest and stomach, so it was completely devoid of any hair and obviously appealed to the woman.
He interrupted her train of thought by saying, "Have you got any spare bulbs Izzy?"
"Huh? Bulbs, yes. Bulbs. I have some in the house. Is that all it was, a blown bulb? But why did the power go out for the whole of the upstairs?"
"Sometimes when a bulb goes, it will trip the MCB. They are very sensitive. As the lighting upstairs is on one circuit, it would have put all of your lights out at the same time. Yet the lights downstairs would still work, as they are on a different circuit. Simple really."
"For you maybe. My, you are clever. Just one final thing to ask then?"
"Can I fit your bulb?"
"I thought you would never ask," she teased him again. "Follow me." She led him away, like a lamb to the slaughter. He was nervous about going to her bedroom again. 'What if she should actually touch him this time?' She was very close to doing so in the garage, he was sure. 'How should he react to that?' He looked at her swaying bum and knew that the "displayed wiggle" was just for him. This woman was trouble.
Grabbing a fresh light bulb, Izzy pointed to some steps. "I don't think you would need those, but actually, I would like to change the bulb, you see, I've never done it before. Would you mind carrying them upstairs."
"No, that's fine, you basically want me to watch you doing it, yes?"
"Ummm..." Izzy said, suddenly looking a little flushed. Under her breath she said, "I've often thought about that."
They climbed the stairs again. Liam making doubly sure that his eyes were fully averted. As they entered the bedroom, he put the steps beneath the light and said, "It is a bayonet fitting. That means you must push the bulb in and turn it anti-clockwise to remove and clockwise to put in. I'll keep an eye on you anyway."
"Please do." Izzy breathed stepping onto the stool and reaching above her head. The move, which he believed had been pre-planned, revealed the lower half of her bum cheeks, beneath the now slightly raised skirt. A skirt that was already short to begin with. The firm rounded; tanned globes of her bum, were separated by a white G-string pair of panties which ran from her crotch between the cheeks. "How's it looking?" Izzy enquired, looking down at him with a huge grin. "Shall I push it in now?"
'My God!' He thought, 'this woman, could make anything appear to be about sex!'
"Yes, it looks fine Izzy. Now twist to the left and remove. Well done, now pass that bulb to me, here is the new one. Push it in, this time, twist to the right."
She stopped suddenly, looking back at him. She appeared a little disappointed as she said, "I suppose it is only the one bulb that has blown then Liam?"
"I'm sure it will be," he said avoiding looking up at her rather enticing posterior.
Izzy fitted the bulb and turned on the steps, and offered her hand to Liam to help her down. Smiling to him she said, "Thank you, Liam, I really do appreciate you doing these little 'things' for me about the house. If I were to draw up a list of what needs doing, could we then discuss what you can or can't do so that I can get a professional in if I need to. I'll pay you for doing them for me. I can't have you slaving for me without some recourse."
"Sure of course, that will be fine. Now I must be nipping back for my dinner."
"OK, well thanks again." She smiled at him. It was a warm and pleasant smile, without a tinge of hunger in her eyes and Liam realised that beneath the bravado, innuendo and flirty talk, Izzy was probably a very lovely person to get to know. She was just very lonely and that is why she kept coming around.
"Thanks again." She reached up on tip-toes and pecked him on the cheek. "Tell mum I will pop around tomorrow for a chat and a coffee."
"Sure will Izzy. And it really was nothing. And I'm not sure I want payment for doing these jobs for you. It doesn't feel right. Besides, they are hardly taxing, are they?"
"Not the point," she said. "Besides, you don't know what I have planned?"
'Oh, I have a pretty good idea,' he thought to himself. "Ok Izzy, we'll discuss it when I see what you have got."