CHAPTER 5: Fine tuning the rules with a sledgehammer.
Copyright 2023 by Ted Ursi/TeddySmutWriter, all rights reserved.
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Greg walked in the door at 4:15 and started to undress. I intercepted him at the door.
"Stop!" I said. "Go see Chloe."
"I need a shower first."
"No you don't, go now." I tried to turn him toward the door. You can imagine how successful that was. "Tell her you couldn't wait."
"Already told her I was going to."
"Even better," I said. "So you did text her?"
"Yeah, she wants to talk about something important."
Kudos to Chloe for wanting face time. "Get your ass over there."
"Case, I can't screw this up..."
"I know Bro." I looked him in the eyes. "But you won't. I'm not saying it's a sure thing but she really does like you. I would even say she needs you. When you see your birthday present you'll understand."
"Okay Sis." He gave me a hug and walked out.
As soon as he was out the door I took out my phone.
ME: he's on the way, hot and sweaty right from work.
CHLOE: (thumbs up, smiley face)
Then I remembered I had wanted to show Greg Little Pinky. Oh well.
Dad came home at 5:30. I went out to the garage when I heard his Charger rumble in. I gave him a quick hug and cheek peck. Then I took his laptop case for him and started walking away twitching my bum. I was brazen. I pretended I stepped on something and bent to wipe it off the bottom of my foot with Little Pinky pointed right at him.
Dad's not the type to strip off his clothes coming through the door. He went upstairs having barely loosened his tie. Mom followed him up. I heard the door close. I did not want to be a fly on that wall. For the first time in a long time I heard their voices raised. I put my ear buds in and worked on dinner.
This was our first dinner under the new house rules. Somehow, without discussing it, we had all dressed for dinner. I was in the little yellow dress Mom gave me. Dad and Greg were in jeans and pullover shirts. Mom had on a skirt and peasant blouse. I don't know who had what underneath except I knew all I had was Little Pinky.
Apparently I didn't fuck up dinner too badly, nobody choked and died.
The first topic of conversation was mostly Greg's new job. He said it was okay, the boss was nice and the work easy but he was exasperated by the younger girls who started hanging around his station.
"Jailbait?" I said.
"Yeah, pretty much," Greg said. "Some of them were obviously trying to get me aroused."
"You shouldn't use that term Casey," Mom said.
"I should say 'pre-legal-ingenues?'" I said. "Not too long ago I was jailbait."
Dad snorted. Mom looked at him annoyed.
"Do you like your boss, Amanda I think you said?" Mom asked.
"She's okay but she's watching me like a hawk." He looked troubled. "I think the last guy or maybe the last several guys were fired for not resisting the pre-legals."
"Well you have an advantage considering our lifestyle now," Mom said. "If you can resist our pulchritude, gawky girls like that shouldn't be an issue."
"But that's just it," Greg said. "You remember this morning? I'm not sure I can."
"Well that's what we are going to discuss in the meeting," Dad said. "Do you want to tell us about Chloe's party Dear?"
"Seoyun asked me to back her up as chaperon," Mom said. "We may move it over here if their pool isn't fixed in time. Of course we'll do that by her rules if we do."
"Have you two thought about presents?" Dad asked.
"Jewelry is always nice," Mom said. "But don't overdo it. Something affordable but thoughtful."
"Speaking of affordable," I said. "It looks like Libby's body work is out of reach right now."
"That's sad," Dad said.
"If I can find a good job," I said. "I might be able to help."
"It would have to be a damn good job," Mom said.
"Yes Rusty," Dad said. "Your mom texted me the estimates."
"Maybe we should have taken the dealer's offer," Mom said.
"No!" Greg and I said in unison.
"Well I saw one help wanted sign that might do."
"Where Dear?" Mom asked.
"On the Fox-n-Hounds."
"The strip club?" Greg looked at me.
"Gentleman's club," I corrected. "I thought I'd go by tomorrow and show them my video from this morning."
"What video?" Dad asked. I wondered if Mom had shown him hers or just sent it to Uncle Bill. If that was the case I wasn't sure I wouldn't rat Mom out. No, I'm pretty sure I would.
"Casey made a saucy video to send to Roger," Mom said. "I watched them shooting it and was inspired to make that one I sent earlier."
"Oh that? That was hot with a capital H Darling." Dad looked at me. "I hope you can trust Roger that much Rusty. The internet is forever."
And Dad trusts Uncle Bill that much?
"This is Roger we're talking about Dad," I said it like it was the most obvious thing in the world. "Besides, if it gets out, so what? I'm a big girl now."
"Getting back to the Fox-n-Hounds," Dad said. "I can't believe I'm saying this but I think it's a good idea."
"You do?" I asked. Smack my pussy with a worn out flip flop.
"Yes, I think it would be a good outlet for your exhibitionism." His eyes rested on me with mild disappointment. "After last night, we do need to give you somewhere to strut your stuff."
I didn't even try to defend my actions last night. I was realizing I hadn't entirely been the victim of circumstances.
Nobody does disappointed like Dad. Mother Theresa or Mahatma Gandhi could take lessons. Aside from technical punishments, that was all he ever did. I had never once been rebuked in anger.
"That's assuming they take you Dear," Mom said. "Don't count on it being a sure thing."
"There are other clubs Mom," I said. "I'll get in somewhere."
"Maybe Chloe can coach you," Greg said.
"Not the same kind of dancing," I said. By this time we were all lingering over empty plates.
"Is Chloe still studying ballet?" Dad smiled as if remembering her recital we'd gone to so long ago.
"She's into ballroom now Dad," Greg said. "She wants me to learn."
"Oh lovely!" Mom clapped her hands together. She gulped down the last of her wine. "On that happy note, are we all done with dinner? Shall we clean up?"
Cleanup took its usual five minutes. It was a long practiced family team sport. The dishwasher was churning away when we all sat down again.
Dad stood and took the lead.
"The fifth step in the problem solving process is 'implement and reevaluate.' Yesterday we implemented. Now we need to do some reevaluating."
Yesterday? Just yesterday? Fuck me naked at the North Pole in a blizzard. It felt like I had lived through the third of a novel in that time. All those twists and turns. But shit, it was a hell of a ride. I had never felt so alive.
Mom looked like she was going to say something but Dad put a hand on her shoulder. "I think we should hear from the younger side of the table first."
I looked at Greg. He looked at me an shrugged. I said, "Rochambeau?"
We both cast stone the first round, giggled and bumped fists. I went with stone again and Greg did paper.
"I win so I get to pick who goes first and that will be..." Greg wiggled his finger about, shifting it slowly in my direction but then suddenly reversed it toward himself. "...me!"
I gave him a friendly smack on the arm. "You tease."
"Want to get this over with Sis." He inhaled and then let it out with a whoosh. "Before yesterday I was very unhappy. Today I'm not. I mostly like the new rules but I'm having a hard time dealing with being constantly aroused around Rusty and Mom. It's not fair for them to have to endure that."
"I don't—" I began but Dad cut me off.
"Let Greg get out everything Rusty, than you can speak your... truth. Shit that sounds corny."
"Dad, I'm sorry... I lost control today. We were shooting the videos and my... the head of my... touched Mom's leg and it just let go. I feel like... I feel like I...."
"Son, you didn't rape your mother," Dad said. "From what she told me you showed phenomenal self control."
"What I was going to say is I felt like such a pervert. Because of that and the thing with my backside. Maybe I did deserve to be treated as I was."
"Fuck NO!" I yelled. "YOU DID NOT... DO NOT DESERVE TO BE TREATED LIKE THAT!"
"Casey!" I'm not even sure which one of my parents rebuked me. Perhaps both. Didn't care.
"I'm sorry Dad, Mom." I felt tears welling up. "I'll be quite."
"I don't know what else to say." Greg sat there looking miserable.
"Okay," Dad said. "Casey?"
I stood up and pulled my dress up over my head. I threw it on the table. "I love being naked. I particularly love being naked with you my family. I know it makes Greg aroused but I don't mind. Or even you Dad. I don't think you're perverts. If you shoot a load now and then, I'll just smile and help you clean it up. Please don't feel guilty. Please?"
"But Sis, it's incest."
"What the fuck is incest anyways? Why is it so bad? Because of inbreeding. We're not gonna breed Bro. If you need relief you can come to me and ask. Anytime. I'll help you deal with it. Stay out of my vagina and we'll be okay. How's that? Would you like a blowjob right now?"
I stood there a shaking. Dad started to speak but I held up my hand.