Heat Wave Day Three.
We live in northern Wisconsin, and it's not supposed to get this hot up here, so the house has no air conditioning.
But... Global Warming.
So for the third night in a row here I was in the basement, the least warm room in the house, wearing just a pair of sleep shorts (little more than glorified boxer shorts, but acceptable to wear around the house when you live with your mother and sister), watching a movie on tv.
Well, the first two nights it was some stupid cop movie and some stupid sci-fi thing, but tonight one of the cable stations was showing some subtitled French film called Les filles franΓ§aises aiment le sexe - French Girls Love Sex - so yeah, a bit of nudity.
I have to admit I stroked my dick lightly a few times but honestly, it was too warm to even think about jerking off. Also, of course, I couldn't do that down here with Mom and Kate in the house.
And sure enough, just as I was thinking this, I heard Kate coming down the stairs. For a small girl, she has a tread like an elephant.
I quickly changed the channel. And ended up watching an infomercial.
"Yeah, that wasn't at all suspicious," Kate said, plunking herself down on the couch next to me. She was also dressed for the heat, wearing sleep shorts not much different from mine - except shorter and silkier - and a tank top. "I heard French."
"You couldn't sleep either?" I asked, trying to change the subject.
"Obviously. Come on, put back what you were watching."
"No, it's okay."
"Oh, for fuck's sake, don't get that way. I'm eighteen, I can watch dirty movies with you."
"It wasn't a dirty movie," I insisted lamely.
"Okay, I'm old enough to watch French movies. I took three years of French, remember. I can follow the plot a lot better than you can. If there is any plot."
And with that, she grabbed the remote from my hand and started scrolling through the channels.
I reached over and took it back, and switched he movie back on..
She took a moment, then climbed onto my lap and tried to take it again. She's small, though, and I was able to hold it up high so she couldn't reach it. "Stop it, it's too fucking hot for this."
"Then give it to me," she said, pushing me down - she's a lightweight, but I wasn't ready for this - and straddling my ribcage. She got the controller, at the same time crushing her breasts against my face.
"Come on, Kate, get your boobs off of me."
"Oh, you love it," she said, climbing off me and bringing back the movie.
But now I really had to get the controller back: not just out of principle - I could let my baby sister physically take something away fro me, after all - but I'd just had pair of breasts in my face, even if they were my sister's, so watching porn now was going to give me a boner she'd be teasing me about for the rest of the summer.
So I pushed
her