"What the fuck???"
I'd never heard that sort of language out of Mom; but then, she's probably never had as good a reason.
We hadn't heard her coming down the stairs, obviously, and we certainly wouldn't have expected her this late at night.
"How long have you two been doing...?"
"We haven't," I said.
Been having sex
, we both meant and to be fair, this was a hard sell: Kate and I were lying on the floor in the finished basement. Kate's pajama top was pulled up exposing her breasts, and her bottoms were pulled to the side exposing her glistening wet pussy.
And glancing over at her, I could feel myself getting hard again, which was
not
helping our case.
Neither was the fact that the front of my shorts were soaked in cum.
"Wait, Mom," Kate said, "I can prove we weren't, um..."
"Fucking?" Mom snapped.
"Yeah, that," Kate said. "Look at the front of his shorts."
"That's not really something a mother's supposed to do.
Or
a sister."
"I know, but he, um..."
"Came?"
"Yeah, in his shorts. If we'd been having sex, it would have been in me, right?"
"And that's not really something I want to think about."
"Mom," I said, "really. We were wrestling over the remote, and Kate's clothing got all messed up. And, you know, this is embarrassing, but with all the rubbing together, I had an accident. You know, that can happen to a guy."
She thought about it for a moment. "This would be a lot more persuasive if Kate weren't still naked."
She quickly adjusted her pajamas so her breasts and pussy were covered up.
"So you're claiming," Mom said to me, "that this happened because you were wrestling with your sister. While watching French porn," she added, glancing at the screen.
"That's right."
"And because you could see all your sister's private parts."
"Right. I mean no, I mean.."
"And you were touching her all over?"
"Nobody was touching anybody," I said, which was a bit of a lie.
"Okay," she told me, "Whatever. Go change into something that's not dripping of... well, something dry. There might be clean pajama shorts in the dryer. Or at least fresh boxers."
Kate looked over at me and raised an eyebrow.
I went into the laundry room and fished a pair of boxers out of the dryer. I didn't even check for shorts: if Mom was giving me the option of wearing boxers in this heat, I was taking it.
I changed quickly and when I returned to the den, Kate quickly said "Right back, Mom, I need to change too."
She ran into the laundry room, and I took her place on the couch next to Mom. Kind of weird sitting there in my boxers, but at least it was cooler. And it set a nice precedent, because the summer would probably be a bitch, and I figured now I'd have the option of wearing my boxers on really hot days. Hopefully.
Mom was sitting with her legs tucked under herself. I knew I shouldn't think about the fact that she wasn't wearing a bra under her sleep shirt, because I didn't want to embarrass myself. Bad enough she saw me wearing cum-soaked shorts.
"You know," she said, "you might have at least gone through the
pretense
of watching this for the story."
"It has a story?" I asked with a smile. At least she didn't seem angry any more.
"Okay, point taken. But there is an English-language track available"
I'd never even thought about it.
Kate came back into the room. Her pajama shorts had been replaced by panties. And not very large panties. Mom seemed a bit surprised, but I guess she had the same thought I did: I'd already seen a whole lot more, so what difference did it make?
"Kate," she said, "how much of this can you make out?"
She listened carefully. "I want... something something... you are... me and his wife... the three of us... Nah, whatever they're saying isn't anything we learned in high school."
"Don't look at me," I said, "I didn't take a language. Maybe if they'd shown movies like this in class."
Mom and Kate laughed, and Mom said "Maybe they could have combined this with sex ed. Okay, let's see what four years of college French is worth." She leaned forward, the way people when they're trying to hear something on tv, even though that helps not at all. This caused her shirt sleep shirt to rise up enough to expose the back of her panties.
I couldn't help noticing they looked almost as small as Kate's.
"Okay, maybe I shouldn't translate this out loud."
"Too difficult?" Kate teased.
"No, it's just...embarrassing."
"Mom," I said, "it can't be worse than what we're watching."
"Fine," she said. "Okay, let's wait until the woman on the right starts speaking... 'Marie, if I can eat your... um...'"