All the character's in this story are over the age of 18. I'm very happy to receive feedback or suggestions. Please comment.
1.
The shop mum had taken us to was a specialist underwear shop for curvy women.
'Please, James, I don't want them to know you're my son, nono, it'd be a lot weirder if they knew, and I really need to get the best service I can. If they think I'm dating a young hunk, I'll get the VIP service.'
I objected a bit, but in truth didn't put up much of a fight, it was nice to know mum thought of me as a young hunk.
'I just need a couple of swimsuits and something in case I get lucky. If this is going to be the last holiday we all have as a family, I want it to be one that i look hot in the photos. Something I can put on bumble when I get home.''
'Eww mum.'
'Shush, it's been a year. Mummy deserves some special time.'
'I know, I know, it's just weird when you are so open about it.'
We entered the shop which had a bit of an old school boudoir vibe to it. Lots of velvet drapes and such.
A woman in her mid 30s dressed very smartly in a trouser suit and wearing incredibly expensive heels approached mum.
'Well I hope that we can help you, madam.'
'You certainly can, I'm looking to buy a couple of swimsuits and maybe something for, ahh, fun. I'm a 36J.'
I didn't know a whole lot about bra sizes but that sounded like a lot. I knew mum was curvy, but 36j was huge.
The assistant looked at mum squarely in the chest and said 'No. No, you're not that.. We better get you measured up first.'
Mum looked taken aback, but I could tell she was impressed.
'Is this your husband?' she said, looking at me with an air of casual appreciation.
'Umm, partner.' mum said.
'Well, you are a lucky lady. As are you, young man, your partner is a beautiful woman, but she is not a 36j. Can you wait here while we measure these beautiful boobs?'
Mum was practically melting.
'Of course.' I said and settled into browsing the shelves of bras while I waited.'
After a few minutes I heard mum say clearly 'Fucking hell, 34, fucking double K' Mum and the shop assistant emerged form the measuring room with the shop assistant still chuckling saying 'I told you you were not 36j'
Mum spent a few more minutes browsing for some items that fit her needs while I scrolled through IG.'
'Come on James, I need you to tell me what you think while I try these on.' She had a fistful of things in her arms.'
Mum looked at the look on my face. 'You're not that lucky today pal, i get changed, then i come out and you tell me what you think.'
Mum went behind quite a sumptuous curtain, this was definitely not like the changing rooms in Marks and Spencer. There was a mini bench to wait outside the changing rooms. Presumably husbands and boyfriends used it to scroll while their partners tried on outfits. I supposed I was probably one of very few sons that had sat here.
She emerged some time later in a fairly modest but very pretty flowery swimsuit, but it looked quite modern and obviously very well made. The cups fitted mum perfectly.
'What do you think?' she said
'Nice.' I nodded appreciatively 'it really suits you.'
'The problem is when you have boobs like this, it's almost impossible to wear a swimming cossie that doesn't look slutty.'
It was true, I'd seen mum in swimming costumes when we used to go swimming at the rec centre, and I do have vivid memories of her boobs jiggling all over the place while my friends tried, unsuccessfully, to not stare.
'Not slutty at all.' I said.
'O.K.' she said, 'That's a yes.'
I laughed as she went back behind the curtain.
The costume mum emerged a few moments later was almost the opposite of the first.
It was a black bikini engineered from 3 pieces of cloth. Evidently, there was more to it than that, as the fabric clung to mum's body perfectly. She looked stunning, and if I'm honest I was a tiny bit turned on. I even found mum's slightly saggy tummy sexy.
'This is quite slutty, I think.' she said.
'Not slutty, no. But there isn't much to it.'
'But it fits so well. Look.' Mum turned around.
Her bum was pretty well covered, just a bit of her arse was visible right where it met the top of her thighs.
The shop assistant appeared as I was appraising mum's behind. Looking at mum's arse she said. 'Yes, this is perfect. Your boobs are nicely separate but look sensational. I think the colour is good on you too.'
'Mum said to the assistant 'Thank you so much, I'll definitely take this, too. Um.. could you help me with the body suit though, I'm not sure i know how to get into it.' The lady chuckled knowingly and followed mum into the changing room.'
Eventually the shop assistant emerged and said to me 'Hon, you are going to die. All I can say is you are a very lucky man.'
Not wanting to disabuse her, I smiled and said 'Oooh, can't wait.'
Mum came out from behind the curtain with a slightly sheepish look on her face.
'Darling, if you think it's too much, you have to say. Obviously, imagine lipstick and a nice hairdo.'
I'm sure I must have gone pale because all the blood immediately rushed to my penis.
'Are you ok sweetie, do you hate it?'
'No, I love it. I just wasn't expecting this...'
Mum was wearing a black strappy bodysuit. Her enormous cleavage was jiggling as she stood looking at me nervously. I had never seen anyone wearing something like this in my life, let alone on my own mother.
'The woman said this part would help to cover my tummy a bit.'
I looked down and indeed mum's tummy pouch was well covered. The bottom half of the outfit had suspender straps hanging down.
Mum saw me looking and said 'I can wear suspenders if I'm feeling extra spicy.'
I was struggling to form words in my mouth, especially because I didn't want to call her 'mum'
'My only thought is, ah, ummm, is it a bit see through.'
'Yes it is rather sheer I suppose. You don't mind, do you?'
To say it was see through was an understatement, I could clearly see mum's nipples through the fabric, her dark areola looked stunning. I didn't dare to look too long at the crotch area, but at a very quick glance I could see that mum had a full bush.
The sales advisor was beaming.
'Isn't it sensational?' she said.
My mum looked at her and said 'you don't think it's too much, do you? I'm nearly 50 you know.'
'Are you joking with me? If I was a man, I'd fuck you right here. Look at those tits. I'd kill for boobs like that.' She grabbed hold of her own boobs and squeezed them. 'Turn around and show him the back.' she continued.
Mum swallowed deeply and said 'oh yes, the back, how could I forget.'
If it was possible to turn nervously, mum did it.
For the second time in 5 minutes blood rushed to my now swollen and throbbing cock.'
The back continued the strappy theme but the straps converged at the top of mums bum and disappeared down her crack. Mum's whole bare arse was on display to me.
'Oh gorgeous.' I managed.
Mum blushed slightly. 'Oh, you are kind.'
'Thank you, hunny.' she said and came over to kiss me softly on the lips.
'O.K. I'll take it.' and the swimsuits please, too.'
'With pleasure' the sales advisor said and sauntered off while mum went back to the changing room to get changed
Once mum had paid and we headed outside, mum turned to me and said 'Sorry for the kiss on the lips, I thought it might look weird if I kissed you on the cheek. I meant it though, your support in there meant a lot. Thanks for playing along with the husband and wife thing, too.'
'I think the shop assistant had a bit of a crush on me.' I said.
'Ha, of course you would think that. You know they probably say stuff like that to everyone, even the ugly men.'
I tried to hide my disappointment, but mum looked at me and said 'you are my handsome boy you know. Right my lucky partner, you can buy your mum with 'incredible tits' a drink.'
We headed off in the direction of a nice bar I knew about nearby.
2.
I'd decided to stay at Mum's the night before our flight so that we could share a cab in the morning to the airport. I was going to park in her driveway so that I didn't have to spend a fortune in airport parking fees.
I arrived at her house in the late afternoon, just in time for an early supper. In fact as mum let me in I could smell the bolognese sauce that she was famous for on the stove.