Chapter 3 - Saturday.
I awoke Saturday morning to an empty bed and a house filled with the aroma of country ham and fresh coffee. I grudgingly got up and trod off to the shower.
Jane heard me turn the shower on and sent Kim to me with a cup of coffee. Kim reached me just as I was about to step into the large steam shower. I took the cup and inhaled the aroma deeply, that cleared the cobwebs. "How long until breakfast is ready my young, nubile, slut in training?" I drank half of it and placed the mug on the vanity.
"Aunt Jane said it would be about three minutes before the biscuits are ready. How many eggs would you like this morning, Sir?"
"Three buttered biscuits and four scrambled well please," I replied as I stepped into the shower. I quickly lathered up my head and soaped up my body. I did a quick spin to rinse and shook off before I steeped out. Kim was kneeling before me with a topped off mug and a bath sheet. Kim stood up and handed me my mug then began to dry me. I thought to myself, I could get use to this pampering.
I took the towel, ran it through my hair and told Kim, "I will be right there, I just have to grab a pair of shorts. Go and help Jane with the food."
I quickly dressed and went downstairs for breakfast. When I turned the corner, I was treated to one of my favorite sites, my wife cooking. Jane was an excellent cook. I had suggested that she take some culinary arts courses at the local college but she always but the kibosh on that idea. She always would say that she would rather eat a fine meal rather than cook it. It is a lot quicker, easier and no kitchen or dishes to clean up. I had become a fair cook myself by watching the cooking shows. I walked up behind Jane and kissed her neck. "Morning my beautiful angel."
Jane bumped backwards with her scrumptious ass, "Go sit down at the table, food is coming in thirty seconds.
I went to the small four-person table in the eat-in breakfast alcove. There was coffee, orange juice, biscuits, grits, country ham and Jane brought the eggs as I slid into my seat. The girls sat down flanking me. "Man, this is the life, a wonderful meal, fabulous companionship, mind and body numbing sex." Jane almost got choked on that last one as she snorted.
"Oh you think so do you," asked my wife?
"Yes I do my dear. How many men do you think are up here on vacation with two extremely sexy and desirable women? I would wager there might be two of us, three at the absolute most. I do know this, that I am the luckiest men on the planet. I am loved by you two. What more could a man need?"
"A cabin like this to live in full time," retorted Kim?
Well Miss College Bound, you keep your nose in your books and graduate at the top of your class you might make enough to just buy one a few years after you get your degree," chimed in Jane.
"Where are you going to attend and what are you going to major in?" I queried.
"I am going to attend the local JuCo for the first four semesters. As for a major, I have not decided yet. I have several fields of interest." Kim continued, "I have thought about going with business administration working toward a MBA or perhaps a masters in computer science. Sir you can be the photographer, Aunt Jane can be the retoucher and run the day-to-day operations just like you two do now. I could be you personal IT guru and ace marketing strategist." Kim giggled and blushed.
We soon finished our breakfast. Kim and I cleared away the dishes and pulled KP duty. When the dishes were done, we joined Jane in the living room to do a little planning.
We had the cabin rented for another seven nights. I got a legal pad and give everyone a sheet of paper and a pencil to write down things they would like to do between now and the end of our vacation. I had a knack at scheduling thanks to all the travel I have to do due to work. I might pull five red eye fights in a week during basketball season.
We all took about a half hour to formulate our wish lists. I collected them and sent the girls to town on a shopping spree. I gave them each $150 to spend. This would give me time to sort through the lists and come up with a tentative plan.
The girls got all dolled up then headed out for town. I went out on the porch, sat down in one of the rockers and started in on my task for the morning. The girls lists were very similar, souvenir shopping, another trip to the artist colony, Cherokee, to go see a show or two. Then the lists started to diverge. Helicopter sightseeing, hot air balloon flying, horseback riding, whitewater rafting were among the more adventurous listing.
As for me, I needed a trip to Clingmans Dome and a whole day at Cades Cove for photography. I had made several trips to Cades Cove in the past but never shot with anything other than a point-and-shoot camera. I needed to arrange early access to the park to shoot some sunrise shots and early morning wildlife. The park normally opened at 0700. I had also managed to get three media photo passes for the local dirt speedway for tonight, through the regional touring series that was there tonight.
I pulled up some research on my netbook, thanks to my air stick, and came up with a schedule that contained most of the things that were on the lists. The only thing I did not have on the schedule was helicopter sightseeing.
Saturday - Shopping, nap, supper, Dirt race
Sunday - Ballooning, lunch, shopping, cabin to shower, supper, concert
Monday - Cherokee, lunch, Clingmans Dome, shower, supper, Downtown Gatlinburg
Tuesday - Cades Cove, late supper
Wednesday - rain day - Artist colony maybe all day?
Thursday - White-water rafting, lunch, artist colony, fancy supper
Friday - Knoxville, TN Aquarium, TN River Explorer, supper, Smokies baseball
Saturday - Rain day - all day
Sunday - Head home at lunch, apple orchard
There were a few things not on the schedule that I did want to do. Hit the local theme park, maybe go fishing or another dirt track the second Saturday if we lucked out and had a rain free week.
I went to the bedroom and grabbed a pillow. I withdrew to the rear porch. I turned the ceiling fan on medium and laid down outdoor couch to take a nap. These two women had me almost frazzled and I was going to need all my strength for the rest of the week.
I dozed off and on never really getting any meaningful sleep. I heard the girls pull up out front. I got up to go lend a hand in bringing the spoils of their shopping spree. I was surprised to find that they each had just four bags each. Kim also had a bag of burgers and fries. I glanced at the clock as we came in, 11:39.
"So what are the damages?" I asked.
"Three hundred, you did not ask for the change when you gave us the cash, silly," Jane said.
"Well I hope you had enough to pay for lunch at least." I reached to look in Jane's bag; she reached out and smacked my hand.
"Oh No you don't Mister," said my wife as she popped my hand. "That's not for you....yet." She stuck out her tongue, scrunched up her nose and shook her head like a six year old. Kim broke down laughing.
"How about you, Kimmy, care to show me what you bought?" I asked.
Kim looked at Jane who rolled her eyes. "No, not yet. I will show you later."
I crossed my arms and stuck out my bottom lip pouting. "Well can I at least get a burger?"
"We'll take it under advisement," Jane said. "Go out on the back porch and we will bring you, your lunch."
I sighed, "Okay," spun around and headed outside, kicking an invisible can along the way. I went to check the chemicals in the hot tub. I added some water, one chem-tab and turned on the jets to mix it.
The girls went and stowed their booty, then returned to get lunch together. I had been outside about 10 minutes when they came out to the picnic table under the large oak tree in the back yard. Jane had a platter and Kim had a pitcher of iced tea.
I went in to wash my hands, and then joined the girls outside. I looked the girls up and down, "Mmm, looks yummy... and the food looks good too."
Kim blushed and Jane just gave me a soft bonk up side the head. "Your so bad, Jack," said Jane.
We all sat down and Jane handed me my plate. Two burgers with mayo, lettuce, tomato and chili, there also was a sizable order of home cut fries. "If it tastes as good as it looks I might need another nap," smiling like a Cheshire cat. It was very good with handmade patties and double fried fries, not the usual chain burger fare.
Lunch was very satisfying and past quickly. We adjourned to the living room when we finished. I got my netbook and pulled up the schedule. The girls sat on each side of me as I went over the itinerary for the rest of the vacation. They listened as I explained each choice and why I put where I did. I also explained about the rain days. I asked if there were any questions.
I looked at Jane and she nodded no. Kim spoke up, "Sir, I think you did a wonderful job. I wished we could have worked in some horseback riding though."