"Katie's Austrian Adventure"
by J.D. Savanyu
My flight finally touches down at the Vienna airport, two hours after leaving London. I can't wait to see daddy again on my spring break from Oxford (clothed
and
unclothed.) As the jumbo jet taxis toward the terminal, I reminisce about our long steamy love affair back home in Connecticut, starting on my eighteenth birthday when he gave me a skimpy $900 bikini. A little spark that set off a powder keg of incestous desire, exploding in our big bubbling hot tub. He took my virginity on a cold February evening just like this one in the heart of Austria. Exactly one year later.
My phone pings with a new message after a long period of ambient atmospheric peace. It's daddy! My pussy instantly flares up with perverted desire.
Roger:
Hallo, meine erregende Tochter. Willkommen in Österreich.
(A little German that mommy taught him, before she divorced his billionaire ass.)
Katie:
English please, my sexy yankee father. Can't wait 2 CU.
Roger:
I can't wait to -- you know.
Katie:
I know damn well, daddy. I've been so naughty at Oxford, but I wished I was being naughty with you.
Roger:
I'll punish you good tonight after dinner and Wagner.
Katie: You better ride me hard after riding the valkyries.
Roger:
Careful Katie. Outside voices.
Katie:
Don't worry, Mister Keofferam. Nobody is sitting next to me.
Roger:
Whatever blondie. A limo driver is waiting for you outside the terminal. He'll take you to meet me at the Goulash Museum.
Katie:
There's a whole museum just about goulash?
Roger:
Not quite ;-)
I stroll through the terminal with my head in the clouds, hungry for old world cuisine and eager to hear some old world opera. My mother Leni grew up in the heart of Vienna, and she handed down her love of that archaic music to her only child in the ritzy New York suburbs. I miss her just as much as daddy, in a platonic way. I'm a straight father fucker.
A tall blonde driver greets me with a charming Arnold Schwarzenegger-esque accent near the entrance to the airport. I park my yoga-toned ass on the plush leather seat of a limo and watch the bland postmodern suburbs gradually morph into a classical Habsburgian wonderland. A light flurry falls around the massive gothic spires of Saint Stephen's Cathedral and the Votivkirche, making an awesome souvenir snow globe effect.
The driver swings around the iconic Ringstrasse boulevard where the city walls used to be, now lined with fantastical Baroque architecture. Many more ornate spires rise from the heart of town, inspiring many dirty phallic thoughts. My pussy gets wet beneath my luxurious silk panties, anticipating lots of rough sex with Roger Keofferam over the next five days in Vienna before I go back to Oxford and hit the dusty history books.
I picture the opening sequence of
The Opening of Misty Beethoven
, daddy's favorite 1970's porn movie which turned into my favorite too. I imagine Dr. Seymour Love visiting Paris from New York, strolling around the sleazy Paris red light district with funky instrumental music added in post-production. Entering a dingy XXX movie theater on Rue Saint-Denis and paying for a public handjob from Misty, a feisty expat American prostitute. Seymour went to a Paris brothel the next night and watched Misty fucking another guy while wearing nothing but a MasterCharge t-shirt.
Misty Beethoven
was a porno chic reimagining of Shaw's
Pygmalion
, with smart-ass sexologist Seymour turning low-class Misty into a "proper" high-class hooker during a series of erotic adventures across several European cities. Roger gave me the same treatment during our incest adventures in Greenwich, Manhattan, and our private mountain resort in Maine. Using wild sex and white-collar playboy machismo to turn me from a bratty bitch nobody else liked to a sophisticated jet-setting playgirl that every man wants a piece of.
The driver pulls up to the Goulash Museum on Mahlerstraße near the opera house. It's a restaurant, not a museum, serving nothing but gourmet goulash. Roger is waiting for me in a plush red velvet booth beneath a portrait of Empress Sisi, looking like John Jacob Astor in a three-piece tuxedo. He stands up and grins from ear to ear with his arms open wide.
"
Daddy!
" I shriek like a giddy little girl, slamming right into his muscular body and planting a big wet kiss right on his smiling lips. "I missed you
soooo
much."
"I missed you even more. Happy birthday, Kay-Kay! You're almost the big 2-0."
I feel his cock getting hard beneath his overpriced pants. "I'm still daddy's ditzy little teenager. Is that my birthday present in your pocket?"
"You're so funny, honey." He quickly sits back down in the booth and covers up the bulge with an embroidered napkin. "I've heard a lot about this new place. They got twenty varieties of goulash."
"Oh gosh, so much goulash," I giggle. A cute redhead waitress in a traditional Hungarian gypsy dress stops at our table. Daddy orders the classic style with beef and paprika, while I throw caution to the wind and order the Teriyaki Dragon goulash.
"Leni would have loved the Goulash Museum," he muses, gazing longingly at my pretty face as I gaze right back at him with big blue Alpine milkmaid eyes. I look like those girls on the cover of Muesli cereal boxes in Austrian grocery stores.
"I'm sure she's going to lots of
real
museums with her new husband," I reply primly, twirling my shiny blonde bangs.
"Lots of operas too."
"She looks like a porn parody of Brünnhilde from Wagner's operas."
"So do
you
, blondie."
"That hot gold-digging milf really knows how to dig her claws into billionaires."
"You talk that way about your own mother?"
"Not to her face," I utter slyly, cocking my head with overpowering arousal.
"Of course," Daddy snickers. "So... how's your love life at Oxford?"
"Getting right to the good stuff, eh? Fuck that academic shit."
"I bet those balmy British blokes are lining up for your affections, halfway around the block."
"They sure are. I've lost count of how many boyfriends I've had during my freshman year."
"Another American swinger living it up on a 'grand tour,' like Bill Clinton back in the day."
"I did
not
inhale either," I remark sweetly. "Nobody compares to you, daddy."
"You're one in a million, Katie. One in a
billion
. I can't wait to have...
fun
with you this week."
"Even more
fun
than our little adventure at 30 Rock."
"God damn, that was such a crazy thrill," Roger murmurs with nostalgic lust. My clitoris throbs intensely, impatient for satisfaction. Estrogen and naughtiness take control of my hazy mind. I kick off my shoes under the table and slowly lift my dainty right foot toward his crotch. My big toe hits that long hard familiar cock. He groans gutturally and takes a suggestive sip of hearty St. Pauli Girl beer. I raise my other foot under the table and squeeze them together on his thick rod, foot-fucking him nice and slow from tip to balls. Driving daddy crazy, just like the good ol' days in Greenwich.
This place is full of European and Asian tourists who don't speak English and are completely unaware of our non-celebrity identities. Roger Keofferam's stock market wizardry made him the 79th richest man in the world, but to them he's just another Joe Blow playing dress-up in Mozart's old stomping grounds.
"Cut it out, girl," he mutters, pushing my feet back down toward the floor. "We'll have some nice juicy bratwurst later on, for a post-Wagner midnight snack."
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Daddy leads me by the hand toward the Vienna State Opera House, soaring gracefully over the Ringstrasse. The interior is even more spectacular, full of lavish gilded plasterwork and paintings of gods and muses from the swingin' 1860's. He leads me up a grand marble staircase full of rich Eurotrash phonies. I feel like a slutty Cinderella at a royal debutante ball, making a grand entrance with my secretly incestuous Prince Charming.
We climb a smaller stairway, emerging at a cluster of private boxes twenty feet above the cheap seats, near a stage full of fake Black Forest trees somewhere in Bavaria.
"Are you ready to rock, Daddy?" I utter sweetly, stroking his hairy right hand.
"Hell yeah. Hojotoho!"
"I wish I bothered to learn more German."
"Opera is better when you don't understand the lyrics. Filling in the blanks with your own existential angst."
A huge crystal chandelier goes dim, and a huge orchestra pounds out a loud epic Wagnerian overture, sweeping the audience into a mystical realm. Siegmund meets his twin sister Sieglinde in a forest clearing, singing loudly and mostly incoherently to our American ears. Something about a dragon named Fafner who's guarding a vast horde of gold in a secret location, along with a magic dwarf-crafted ring that gives the wearer immense powers. The inspiration for Tolkein's much more entertaining fantasy novels.
I soon give up trying to make sense of it, and I just imagine Siegmund fucking his sister. Hiking up her vintage fur cloak and "stabbing" her with his long manly "sword." I've had that mythical masturbatory fantasy ever since I hit puberty while watching these operas during our family vacations. But not so much since daddy divorced Leni and subsequently deflowered me. Roger opened my eyes to a whole new world of erotic possibilities, greatly expanding my definition of pleasure before I graduated from Greenwich High School. Giving me the confidence I needed to get straight A's at the most prestigious university in the world.
My mind drifts away from Wagner's lethargic ancient narrative toward modern times, recalling my last sexual encounter at Oxford with a hot English redhead named Roderick Haithcock. Roderick flirted with me before a class about Henry VIII, and kept flirting afterward in the famous fourteenth-century dining room where they filmed the Harry Potter Hogwarts dinner scenes. I took him back to my gothic dorm room on King Edward Street, where he spanked and screwed me royally. I can't get enough rough sex with dominant alpha males, but I can never get it as good as Daddy gave it to me Stateside.
The setting shifts to a high ridge in the Bavarian Alps. Wotan meets Brünnhilde, his mighty blonde Valkyrie daughter, and orders her to protect Siegmund in his upcoming battle with Sieglinde's husband Hunding. My mental setting shifts thousands of miles across the ocean to a remote hilly forest in the Maine boondocks, where I had lots of naked fun last summer at Roger Keofferam's private two thousand acre retreat. Daddy fucked my brains out in a large lake and under a majestic waterfall. I can almost feel that cool crisp mountain water slamming against my skin on a hot sunny afternoon, while he pounds my pussy in the standing missionary position. Smacking my wet white ass over and over, making it hurt so good.
We had so much rough aquaphile sex that week, I could barely walk by the time it was over. Turning my wild outdoor porn fantasies into vivid reality. Imagining valkyries soaring through the star-studded Appalachian sky. Carrying our spirits away from the corrupt stock market battlefields of New York, flying toward a vague Valhalla.