Here I was, on my first summer break from college, and all I could think about was bitch slapping my old man. We had just finished breakfast when he opened his mouth and told mom her butt was getting big. He was constantly saying things like that to her. Her cooking sucked; her clothes were dumpy; her ass was too big, shit like that. Smart-ass comments that I knew were hurting her feelings, even though she tried not to show it. Her cooking wasn't the greatest, and she did tend to wear some pretty unflattering attire, but her ass was definitely not too big.
The urge to smack him was growing stronger by the minute. Actually, he's not really my father, but my step-dad. Mom and Jack got married when I was only five, so for all intents and purposes he is my dad. Over the last year or so I've noticed Jack's demeanor toward mom change from being fairly sweet and loving, to being downright insulting and rude.
My real father was killed in an industrial accident that was caused by sloppy maintenance and poor quality control by the owners. Mom's sister, Jane, convinced her to file a wrongful death lawsuit against the owners. After nearly two years of stall tactics by their lawyers, the owners finally made an offer that gave mom enough money to pay off the mortgage on the house we live in. The rambling four bedroom farmhouse sits on six acres of land interspersed with wooded areas and a large plot for gardening; there was even a small pond nestled among a stand of pines not too far from our backdoor. Another feature of the place that I liked was the large workshop off to the side, complete with its own toilet and shower. Outside on the other side of the wall was a small gas hot water heater in an enclosure to keep out the elements. Unfortunely the shower and toilet were not enclosed, so anyone in the room had a clear view if you were using either.
I glanced over and watched as she rinsed dishes in the sink with her back to us. She was wearing her usual morning getup, a threadbare blue terry-cloth robe. I could see her buns jiggle as she moved and found myself thinking that she had a fantastic ass. Hell, for that matter she has a fantastic figure all-around I concluded, soft and cuddly in all the right spots. Don't get me wrong; I'm not some perv who has a secret fantasy to boff his mother. I just found the way her ass jiggled adorable. A little toning up wouldn't hurt, but at five-foot seven and no more than one hundred and fifty pounds she looked damn fine to me. At forty-two years old she was beginning to show signs of her age though. Her shoulder-length brown hair had a few streaks of gray, and her sizable breasts drooped ever so slightly on her chest. A fact I'd learned recently when I accidentally walked in on her as she was drying off from her shower. Another of Jack's rude remarks yanked my mind away from that pleasant memory.
"I'm telling ya Claire, if you get any more junk in your trunk we'll need a larger bed to sleep in," Jack snorted.
I glanced over and gave him my best 'What a jerk' look.
"What?" he asked when he saw my look.
"I think mom has a great ass," I replied sarcastically.
"Oh really? And what would you know about a great looking ass, Mister McChucklenuts. Clearly your mother's ass is getting as wide as the whole outdoors," he shot back.
"I know enough to know when someone has a nice ass or not. And I'm telling you that you need to have your eyes examined because mom has a lovely ass," I said louder than necessary.
"Well, I've seen it without anything covering it and I'm telling you that..." Mom cut him off.
Her green eyes flashed with anger as she yelled, "Shut up, both of you! I'm not going to stand here while my husband and my son argue about how big my butt is. Besides, don't you need to get on the road Jack?"
Humbled by her outburst Jack replied, "Yeah, I guess that load isn't going to deliver itself."
Jack is an over the road trucker and his workload kept him on the road at least two or three weeks out of each month. That was fine with me since we didn't really get along too well. Hadn't for several years for that matter. The trip he was set to take this time would keep him away for at least two weeks. I watched as he stood and headed for the front door, mom following right behind him. "One of these days...POW!" I thought to myself as I heard the sound of Jack's rig firing up in the yard. A few minutes later mom returned and went back to rinsing dishes.
I couldn't help but stare at her ass some more. With her robe cinched tight around her waist it hugged her butt nicely, giving me a very good view of how shapely it truly was. Before I even realized it was happening my dick grew in my pants until I was sporting a fairly large boner. Mom's ass jiggled some more, causing my dick to throb. Shit, maybe I am a perv I thought to myself as I stood up and walked up behind her. I wrapped my arms around her waist and told her I loved her. Her hands stopped moving and she leaned her head back until it rested on my chest.
"I love you too Randy," she whispered.
Being just slightly taller than her my dick pushed up against her ass when I tightened my grip and pulled her closer to me. How she didn't feel it pressing against her butt I'll never know, because I sure felt her buns against me.
"Why do you put up with Jack?" I softly asked.
"He's just getting moody in his old age," she replied.
"Well, if you want my opinion, I think you could do so much better than him Mom."
"Aren't you sweet for saying. Now if you're through molesting me, I need to finish up here," she chuckled. I guess I was wrong, she had felt my dick against her backside.
Red-faced I bent down, kissed her on the cheek and headed for the door. Halfway there I turned and said, "I'll be out in the workshop, holler if you need me for anything."
Since it wasn't used for anything, I had turned the workshop into my personal hangout spot when I was still in high school. I had set up a weight bench, pull up bar and even had a wrestling mat in one corner. There was a TV and one of mom's old couches sat off in another corner of the large room. Next to the wall near the TV I even had a dorm-sized fridge that I kept stocked with water and sodas. When I was in high school I had been heavy into sports, but since graduating and heading off to college I mainly used the place to chill out and relax. On hot days I could open the double garage doors at the front of the building and get a cool breeze through the place. Nowadays I just used the side door to enter and leave. I clicked on the television and plopped down on the couch.
There wasn't any cable or satellite hooked up to the TV so I was just watching a rerun of an old game show when mom walked in about ten minutes later. She stood by the open side door and glanced around the room for several minutes before coming over and standing in front of me. She was still in her robe.
"It's been a while since I've been in here," she said absently, continuing to glance about the place.
"It's still the same ole same ole," I mused, wondering what was on her mind.
"Uh, can I ask you a personal question?" she hesitantly asked, looking uncertain whether she wanted to or not.
"Sure Mom, what's on your mind?"
"Promise not to laugh?"
"I promise," I told her with a chuckle.
"Is my butt getting too big? Remember, you promised not to laugh."
I couldn't help myself, I laughed anyway. "I don't think so, do you?"
"I don't know, that's why I'm asking you," she replied smartly.
"You're serious?" I was astonished that she'd ask me about her butt.
"Yes. I want your opinion. Now tell me honestly, is it or isn't it getting bigger?" she asked staring into my eyes.
"God Mom, I don't know," I said nervously.
"Yes you do. I felt your eyes on it earlier. So come on and tell me, yes or no." I almost choked when she said that.
I bit my lip and said, "Honestly, it looks good to me, but it's hard to tell with your robe on."
She placed her hands on her hips, glared at me and said, "Randy Hanson, just because you got your eyes full the other day doesn't mean I'm getting naked in front of you!"
"That's not what I meant Mom. I'm just saying it's hard to tell with your robe on," I quickly replied.
"Oh. I guess you're right," and with that she reached in front and undid the robes ties.
"Whoa! What are you doing Mom?" I cried, bringing my hands up in front of my eyes.
"Relax, I have something on besides my robe silly," she laughed.
With a shrug of her shoulders the robe fell to the floor leaving her standing in front of me in a thin white cotton nightgown that reached mid-way down her thighs. It looked more like an oversized t-shirt than a nightgown to me. She placed her hands back on her hips and turned her back to me. I don't think she was aware of how thin the fabric of her nightgown was. Before she'd turned around I could see the brown of her nipples through the material. My cock was starting to expand in my pants. Once turned she looked over her shoulder at me.
"Well?" she asked.
I was almost speechless. I could tell she wasn't wearing any panties, I could see her butt crack clearly through the white fabric. I stared at her ass hoping she wouldn't notice the growing bulge in my britches.
"I...I...think your butt looks great Mom," I stammered.
"Really? Are you sure it's not too flabby?" she asked, then slapped one of her cheeks causing it to jiggle. It also caused my dick to become a full-blown hard-on.
With a dry throat I said, "Well um, it wouldn't hurt to tone up a little. Other than that you have a great ass, I mean butt, Mom."
I got another look at the brown circles on her chest as she picked up her robe and faced me while she put it back on. I felt a dribble of pre-cum on my thigh as her robe closed, covering her chest from my leering eyes.
"So if I toned up, you think Jack would stop making snide remarks?" Mom asked.
"To be honest Mom, no, I don't think he would. Jack's an asshole," I told her.