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The story so far. From the age of six I was brought up by my Father's girlfriend, Janet, who I always called 'Mum'. Mum had a daughter, Chrissie, she was three weeks younger than me. When we were twelve Mum threw my Father out when she caught him trying to molest Chrissie. We haven't seen him since. On my eighteenth birthday I had sex with Mum and on Chrissie's eighteenth birthday I had sex with her.
I got a job in Graphic Design. It turned out that the Boss's Daughter was my birth Mother. My Father had thrown her out and taken me to his new girlfriend. My Mother and I had sex. I had sex with Molly, our 'older woman' next door neighbour. Her husband had died and he asked me to 'take care of her' I didn't realise that he meant sexually. I enjoyed it immensely and she taught me lots of ways to please a woman. Soon after that I had sex with Sarah, who lived at the other end of our terrace. Her husband wanted another child but was unable to do the deed. Sarah asked me to substitute for him.
For all the details please read Chapters 1 thru 12.
"Hiya! Deadeye Dick!"
Genetic parameters determine that 19 year old young men cannot look into prams, smile happily at the contents and make silly, incomprehensible, coo-coo-key-chou type noises. Fortunately those same parameters actively encourage 19 year old young men to stop and talk to attractive women at every opportunity.
Despite being married to an idiot Sarah was very attractive. That Rihanna, the contents of said perambulator, chuckled gleefully, waved her arms and kicked her legs when I peeked in, smiled at her and made silly, incomprehensible, coo-coo-key-chou type noises, I put down to either wind or tummy ache.
"The little one looks happy," I observed cheerfully.
"I think that might be because her parents are very happy, don't you?"
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A good many things happened in the year since I'd embarked on the quest to make Sarah pregnant.
I'd become a proper Father, name on Birth Certificate and everything. Mum delivered me a big, beautiful bouncing baby girl, Janette, a little Janet, and perfect in every way possible.
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The nursing staff wouldn't let me in the room so I hung around outside the door hoping my enthusiasm would break them down. The boss arrived, that's the Midwife, not my Mother.
"You the Dad?" she asked bluntly.
"I am," I replied, proudly standing to full height and pushing my chest out.
She looked me over critically.
"I can believe that," she said at length, "follow me."
I followed her through the door obediently.
"You sit there," she said pointing to the chair in the corner, "you faint and you lay where you fall, we'll be too busy. You're sick and you clean it up yourself. No matter what, you stay sat in that chair until I say otherwise! OK?"
"May I say hello? So she knows I'm here, close by."
"Of course. You think I'm an ogre," she chuckled.
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"They let you in?" asked Mum delightedly.
"That nice young Lady said I could sit in the naughty corner provided I was as quiet as a church mouse. She said that if I had a heart attack I'd have to sing the Bee Gees song to myself." I whispered loudly.
"I never once mentioned a church mouse," the Midwife sniggered, "and flattery will get you anywhere."
"The Bee Gees song?" giggled Mum.
"Ha Ha Ha Ha, staying alive, staying alive," I sang, way off key.
"If you're going to make us laugh make sure it isn't when we are at a crucial point in delivering your Daughter," laughed the Midwife, "got plenty to read? You could be here quite a while."
"Yep, got plenty to keep me occupied, thanks."
"Well, give the Mother of your child a big kiss, tell her how much you love her then go and sit in the naughty corner and be quiet, like a good boy."
I did exactly that. Winked cheekily at the Midwife and mouthed 'Thanks'. I sat, got my sketch pads and pencils out and absorbed the atmosphere.
I started sketching.
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Things eventually kicked off and I was pleased for the preparation I'd done and the box full of sharpened pencils ready to hand.
It calmed down again. Those of you that have been in the same position will understand that it's not a simple, start then end process. It can go on for hours with peaks and troughs all along the way.
Helen, the midwife, wandered over, during a bit of a lull, while I was frantically trying to fill in some of the detail. I honestly didn't even notice her. She waited, I don't know how long, until I stopped for a breather.
"That's pretty good, Dad. Do I really look like that? Seem to have lost quite a bit of weight?"
"Take a look in the mirror tonight. I think you'll find I've got you about right," I whispered cheekily.
"And I 'spose you'll want a selfie to prove it?" she chuckled, "we've reached a bit of a lull. Got time to go and hold the Mum's hand and tell her you love her again?"
"Again? I haven't stopped loving her the first time yet," I chuckled, "I have all the time in the world."
Taking Mum's hand in mine I brought it to my lips and kissed each finger tenderly then bent to her ear.
"You bloody won't!" she laughed loudly.
"Won't what?" asked Helen with a chuckle.
"You don't want to know!"
"If it makes her laugh like that and helps her to relax then I do."
"He said," said Mum, "if it's going to be like this every time, he'll settle for blow-jobs in future!"
Everyone laughed.
"Bet he won't" observed Karen, as she walked back to the bed.
Name badges are so useful. Karen looked to be a little older than me but clearly very proficient. Obviously she knew about men too.
"Damn right! I didn't get myself a toy-boy just to do the washing up and make the beds," Mum laughed delightedly.
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My Mother was pregnant and working backwards it seemed that the shared 'good feeling' was well founded. Celebrations all round. Molly continued to train me to be a considerate lover. Mum, my Mother, Chrissie and Sarah were delighted and willing to let me practice as often as I liked. Molly insisted on frequent practical exams to ensure I hadn't lowered her standards.
Sarah was also pregnant, hence the earlier greeting. It was either the first away game or the second because her 'due' date was very close to my Mother's. We stuck with the 'John's baby making process' procedure, the night before the away game for him and while they were actually playing it for me. We carried on with that until it was confirmed that Sarah was 'with child' as they say. After that Sarah visited Molly more frequently.
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My Mother produced a beautiful baby girl whom we called Rozalind at my request. I went with her, as you'd expect, and waited hoping to be present at the birth as I had been for Mum. Helen arrived, looked at me and smiled.
"Why am I not surprised?" she chuckled wickedly. "you know the routine. Go and tell the Mother you are here and love her to bits then go and sit in the naughty corner, where you most definitely belong. Erm, does the Mother know about little Janette?"
"She does, both Mum's are very good friends."
I quickly realised that most of the team were the same as before and much to my surprise they all smiled when I spoke with them. A while later my 'phone pinged. A message from Helen and a selfie. I was quite correct. The scrubs didn't do anything for her. I set about setting up my layer sketches although everything was much the same as before.
Sylvia brought me a cup of tea while it was still quiet. Susan found some biscuits. Helen came over.
"Have I put on any weight?" she giggled.
I looked her up and down critically.
"No, lost half a pound or so? You've certainly got a new sparkle in your eye. New man in your life?" I asked cheekily.
"At my age? Don't be silly. Who'd have an old broiler like me? Anyway, a girl can still dream, can't she?"
"She can, Helen and for the record you are not an old broiler! Don't forget I've got the evidence and have the real thing standing before me," I said sincerely, "and... can I have an update please?" I added naughtily.
She chortled delightedly.
"You really are a naughty boy, aren't you? We'll see. Am I going to deliver any more of your babies?"
My turn to chuckle.
"I wouldn't rule it out Helen but for the record, Janette has my name in the Father's Name box on her birth certificate and so shall Rozalind and any other's you are good enough to deliver for me."
"As long as it's not mine nor one of my team's I'll be delighted. You are a very bad boy!"
Helen's updated selfie arrived three days later. She'd shaved. I replied instantly and said it looked really nice and that I'd like a close up. 'thts sumthin ull hve to do yr slf xxx.' came back minutes later.
I sent back a holding 'wll b in tutch soon vry bsy @ mo' with a big smily face and got 'understand' back five minutes later.
I showed my Mother and Mum and they both roared with laughter. "Don't get her pregnant!" they said.