True story:
(Well, mostly anyway)
The first day of our vacation couldn't have been much worse: my wife got a terrible sunburn and was so uncomfortable by evening that we had to leave the restaurant halfway through dinner. Back at the hotel room I spread Solarcaine or whatever it's called everyplace her bikini hadn't covered (which was almost all of her), which unfortunately left me with a boner that was just going to frustrate me.
Adding to the fun, my wife's sister and her husband, who'd joined us at the hotel, had been fighting non-stop the whole day.
The lotion finally made my wife comfortable enough that the sleeping pills could have their way with her.
It was just past midnight now, and I was actually thinking about surfing for some porn on my iPhone, which is NOT what I'd been expecting to do on the first night of our romantic vacation.
The hotel bar closed at 11, I knew, and I thought about getting into the car and driving into town for a bar that was open - but the mood I was in I might drink too much, and it's not as if my wife could come and collect me.
So I decided to settle for a Coke instead. I knew there was a machine in the hotel lobby. The hotel was designed like a big donut, with the courtyard and pool in the middle, so I figured I'd save time and steps by cutting across to the lobby.
As I passed the jacuzzi next to the pool, I saw a group of people inside most with bottles of beer in their hands - and they saw me. One woman stood, and called me over. "Come join us," she said, "we're one man short."
"Sounds like fun," I said with a smile, "but I don't have my suit."
She laughed. "Neither do we. Just strip down to your underwear."
"I don't know," I started to say. Then I noticed that what I thought was her bikini was actually a bra and panties. Oh, what the hell... it was dark, and I wasn't really sleepy anyway, and they seemed friendly enough to offer me a beer. I quickly stripped down and as I eased myself into the tub next to the woman without a partner, I got a couple of surprises: two of the women in the water were topless and one of those, the one they had me sitting next to, was my sister-in-law Diana.
I tried to keep my eyes forward, also trying not to appear to be staring at the other topless woman, a thin woman with wild curly hair. Even without staring I could tell that her breasts were small, but with fat, very hard nipples. And just like that, my dick was good and hard again. I probably couldn't have gotten up out of the water if I'd wanted to.
Introductions were made: the woman who'd invited me in, let's call her Anna to keep things simple, was at the hotel with her husband Al and their friends Betty and Bob. They came across the jacuzzi just after the hotel bar closed, and were just buzzed enough to strip down and get in. Betty wasn't wearing a bra, hadn't even packed one for this trip, and decided she didn't care, hence the two hard nipples I was trying to avoid staring at.
Carlo and his girlfriend Christy had been wandering past, and were invited to join them.
And then Diana, who was fed up with her husband and decided to get some fresh air. And when Betty told her she was lonely being the only topless woman in the tub, Diana didn't hesitate before tossing her own bra to the side.
I offered part of my story - that my wife was back in our room sunburned and drugged - but left out the part about Diana being my wife's sister, which would have seemed too weird. The time to have said something, ideally, would have been
before
I got half naked and got into the water.
I had an arm around her, out of necessity, but I was being careful not to touch her improperly.
I wondered whether everybody else were getting a bit suspicious that I wasn't looking at Diana at all. I'd seen her in bikini tops before, and other clothing that showed off her body, so I couldn't imagine any straight male not paying a lot of attention to her bare breasts. Al, Bob and Carlo were certainly paying attention to them, to the extent that their significant others probably weren't too pleased.
Even without looking at her breasts, I couldn't ignore the fact that the jacuzzi was getting pretty crowded and our asses were pressed together. From what I could see through the water, she seemed to be wearing fairly brief panties. I was wearing boxers, but they were thin and silky and were clinging to me like a second skin. Well, we were dressed for our respective romantic vacations, right?
Christy was on the other wide of me, pressed against me just as hard, and it didn't feel as if she were wearing more than a thong.
Diana seemed to know what I was thinking, and leaned into me and whispered "I don't know how this could get more awkward."
And then as if on cue, Betty said "We need to make more room," then stood up (she
was
wearing a thong, making her as close to naked as a person could be) and sat on her husband Bob's lap.
"Good idea," Anna said, climbing onto Al, then Christy got up and sat down on Carlo. As she settled in, Carlo quickly unhooked her bra and threw it to the side. "Naughty!" she said to him, with a grin.
"Let's do it, Anna," Betty said, and as Anna was hesitating before taking off her own bra, Diana got up (very tiny boy shorts, I saw), whispered into my ear "We will never speak of this again. To anybody, ever," and settled onto my lap.