Author's Notes:
All characters in this story engaging in any sort of sexual activity are 18 or over. My stories often contain themes of incest, spanking, embarrassment, humiliation, CFNM (clothed-female, naked-male), ENM (embarrassed naked male), strong independent women, and meek, milder men. If you find any of these themes offensive or just aren't in the mood for them, then, please, for your own sake, do not read this story. There are far too many other stories out there waiting for you to enjoy for you to waste one more second on this one.
This story is part of the
Naked as a J-Bird
series so, if you haven't already,
please
read the previous parts in the series first, starting with
J-Bird and his Night-Blind Neighbor
.
Lastly, This story was written purely for entertainment purposes so, put your critical mind on pause, and simply enjoy this continuing story about Jay Fisher, our shy virgin college student who's been living with his aunt. We pick up our story with Jay trying to return to safety, still reeling from the unexpected ending to his first naughty adventure.
Feedback's always welcome and I hope you enjoy the story,
-BizMe
J-Bird & Aunt Sandy's Prying Eyes
I stared at Miss Carmen's door as she closed and locked it behind her. I watched her kitchen light go dark and a moment later, the rest of her house.
Still mostly stupefied by all that had just happened, I scanned my surroundings. The neighborhood was still sleeping, only the darkness itself had born witness to my humiliation: not only how I took our trash can out to the street completely naked, but how I was caught by my neighbor and, for the first time ever, experienced an orgasm in the presence of another person!
Improbable or not, there I still stood, fully naked and completely exposed., every bit as vulnerable to getting caught as when I'd started. I was outside, indefensibly nude, and not moving.
Numbly, I turned to face my aunt's house and forced myself to move forward, still so shocked by Miss Carmen's exploitation of my situation (not that I wasn't willing) that I completely forgot about the clothes I'd ditched by the garage. I had intended to retrieve them before reentering the house but my state of mind was so compromised that my ability to make sound decisions was highly suspect.
Instead of doing the smart thing and redressing before going in, I quietly twisted the handle to the storm door, cringed as its creakiness blared into the quiet, and stepped over the threshold, every bit as naked as the day I was born.
It was only after I locked the entry door behind me, and regretfully stepped onto what had to be the noisiest of creaky floorboards, that a rush of lucidity surged to my brain. My eyes widened with clarity at the newest predicament I'd put myself in.
Shit! What did I just do?!
Every second of my 'adventure' replayed in my mind--how it had started so well and then finished so unfathomably. But the playback from my memory was short-lived as I heard the distinct sound of bed springs from my aunt's bedroom and the spine-chilling sound of footfall.
Remembering I was still completely naked from head to toe, I scurried toward the stairs that led upward to escape and the safety of my room. But before I could reach them, a bright harsh light illuminated the hallway.
"Jay? Is that you?" Aunt Sandy's voice called from down the hall.
Unsure what else I could do and realizing a retreat back outside was no longer an option, I answered. "Y-yes, Aunt Sandy. It's, um, me. I, uh, just got done taking the trash out."
"Oh," she sounded surprised. "You were out a long time, weren't you? Is everything okay?"
"Y-yeah, Aunt Sandy. It's, um, fantastic. I mean, it's fine. It's...it's just fine..." Realizing my ability to save myself by talking was doubtful at best, I wondered if she'd notice if I sprinted past the hallway and onto the stairs.
Would she notice my nakedness if I did it quick enough? Maybe she wouldn't be looking when I did it. Then again, maybe she would be, and then I'd be screwed!
"I'm, um, just going to bed now. Um, y-you can go back to bed, too. Um, nothing to see here."
Shit! Why did I say THAT?!
"I mean, nothing to report. All is well."
Fuck, I'm so stupid! Why can't I stop talking?!
"Jay," she interrupted, possibly rescuing me from my self-defeating demise. "Are you sure you're okay? I thought I heard voices. Were you talking to someone while you were outside?"
"Um, n-no, Aunt Sandy. It was j-just m-me. I was p-probably talking to myself... You know, like I sometimes do when I'm...tired and...stuff. Well, time to go back to bed, right?" I knew I didn't sound convincing and that she was surely growing suspicious. With every passing second, I knew the risk of my exposure was increasing, not only because I was fucking things up with my inability to use words, but because my aunt's curiosity was unquestionably being stoked like a fire.
When I heard another footstep--one that was clearly headed in my direction--I realized she'd already stepped into the hallway and my demise would be imminent if I didn't act
immediately
. Further delay would be catastrophic. I no longer had a choice.
"I'm going to bed now!" I nearly shouted before bolting into the light, my nude form fully illuminated in mid-stride and, for the briefest of seconds, I might have appeared like a naked dancer performing a spread-eagle
jeté
before disappearing again into the darkness of the other side of the hall.
"Jay?!
Jay!
Were you...! Are you...naked?!" Aunt Sandy blared frantically in shock and bewilderment.
"N-no, Aunt Sandy!" I shouted as I sprinted up the stairs with all the elegance of a drunkard. "Um, of c-course, not!" I yelled as I clamored up the remaining steps as fast as possible, tripping twice more on my own feet, before finally reaching the top and slamming my bedroom door behind me.
I could hear my aunt's steps hurrying down the hall and her voice when she reached the stairs and yelled up to me.
"Jay Lee Fisher!? What are you up to? I swear I just saw...I...I'm
sure
I just saw..." Her voice faded out as if she was questioning her sanity.
I took the slim opportunity provided by her hesitation and second-guessing to grab the nearest clothing off the floor and throw it on. Then I launched myself onto my bed, hearing the telltale sounds of my aunt climbing the steps to my room. I clumsily tried to cover myself with my sheet, but it wouldn't cooperate and I had no time left to wrestle with it. As I was reaching to turn off my lamp, my bedroom door flew open and I found myself once again frozen in place.
"Jay Lee Fisher! What
exactly
is going on?!"
"N-nothing!" I answered far too adamantly to be believed. My finger was mere inches from the touch button on the lamp. If only I'd have reached it--if only I'd turned it off--then maybe, just maybe, things might have turned out different than they did.
Perhaps if my room had been dark when she barreled in, she wouldn't have caught me, naked from the waist up, straining for the lamp. In hindsight, the pose must have looked eerily similar to Michelangelo's painting on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel: the one in which God was stretching to reach Adam, to touch him with his finger, and bring him to life. Except, I was certainly not God, nor was I trying to bring anything to life. On the contrary,
I
was trying to snuff the life out of that
stupid lamp
!
Perhaps, if my room was dark when my aunt barreled in, she wouldn't have been able to notice my naked legs, which I'd been unable to cover, or the bareness of my upper body from my belly button up. From my aunt's perspective, I was very likely naked beneath the tangled-up sheet around my waist, as well.
Aunt Sandy stepped forward toward my bed. "
Jaaaaaaaaay?
" She didn't stop until her matronly form was towering above me by my side. "Are you...naked?"
Giving up on turning out the light, I rotated myself back to a flat position. Unsure where to place my arms, I crossed them to cover my chest like a woman protecting the modesty of her breasts. "N-n-no," I said timidly, looking everywhere but in her direction.
Seeming unsure as to whether she should, Aunt Sandy reached down and grasped a handful of my sheet and held it in a fist, neither of us unaware of what she was about to do. "I'm quite certain of what I saw, nephew," she said accusingly. She hesitated but for a moment as she inhaled nervously, then yanked my twisted sheet off of me in a flurry of white.
Even
I
wasn't sure what she'd find after the sheet was removed. It had been flung completely off my bed and landed on the floor, leaving me wearing whatever I'd picked up and I wasn't at all sure what it was. I didn't exactly pay attention to whatever I'd picked up from the floor and thrown on.
I couldn't bear to look but, apparently, the propriety of my virtue was intact since my aunt hadn't screamed. Instead, her eyes roamed my body from my neck to my toes, darting and pausing more than once on my groin area as if shocked that she wasn't seeing my man parts instead of whatever garment I'd thrown on.
Still, I remained unmoving, my hands across my chest like a mummy, while my aunt's eyes roamed over the entirety of my body, repeatedly springing back to my crotch like a yo-yo on a string
Finally, she seemed to have taken in all she needed to see and her eyes settled on the only spot she hadn't gotten enough of. "
Were
you naked, Jay?" she asked, her gaze unwavering as she was now staring, almost expectantly, at my private area, as if it was my covering that was unbelievable and not the entire situation we were in. She blinked several times as though, with just one more clearing of her eyes, the threads I'd thrown on might vanish, confirming what she'd been convinced of all along--that I had been completely and utterly naked all along.
She almost seemed disappointed that she hadn't found me nude, probably because that would have to mean one of two things: that her nephew was being incredibly naughty and sneaky, or she was losing her mind.