It all happened late Saturday afternoon, several months after my 18th birthday. I knew things weren't quite right before it began, but, well, I guess this confirmed it. Mom was upstairs saying goodbye to Dad. He had to work late on this Saturday due to some rotating shift thing or something -- I don't quite know. He explained it to me but I didn't really care or listen. Anyway, as Dad went out the door, Mom came to sit on the couch with me.
"What you still doing here?" mom inquisitively asked
" Didn't really feel like going out tonight" I said tiredly "Also I kind of run out of money..."
"Yeah well you should still be out doing something, couldn't dad lend you any."
"Like I said I didn't feel like it, anyway why you still here?"
"Well your dad doesn't really like me going out without him and as he's at work so I thought... No 'HE THOUGHT' that I probably shouldn't. Then again since las..."
"QUISHENDO." the TV loudly announced.
Mom turned her head to it. "What the fuck are you watching?" she asked as men in blue masks bounced up and down while hitting girls in clown makeup in the head with blown up mallets.
"I've got no idea it was came on after the news."
"Right," she said strangely unbelievably "Well do you mind if I turned it over."
"Of course not, just don't stick something crap on."
"Well how about this."
"No way" She turned it over.
"This."
"No" The channel changed again.
"This."
"NO!"
This went on for a while until mum just settled on some film on one of the movie channels. "Look" mom said tiredly "I'm putting this on, and if you don't like it then tough."
"Mom, I hardly think this is appropriate." I said
"Why not?"
"Well the info says it's an erotic thriller"
"So... "
"Well there probably going to have sex and quite frankly I don't really fancy watching some sex scene with my mom."
Strange really, that I'd say something like this considering what would happen.
"There isn't going to be any sex scene." mom said
"Look mom I know how you hate to be proven wrong but that's what the word 'erotic' means."
"No! it isn't 'erotic' just another word for crime."
"What!" I said disbelievingly "You know what fine, I'm too tired for this, but I am right."
"Are not!" she said jokingly before cuddling up to me she hadn't done this since I was little, so it's no shock that it had some effect on me, she was a fantastically sexy woman I know they say that in every story but, well quite frankly it wouldn't have happened if she wasn't. She had a nice firm ass and what I can only assume were DD breasts and with the low cut top even though she was my mother I couldn't help but take a few peeks.
The movie went on until like I said the main love interest was inviting the detective back to her room.
"See," I said slyly to mom "I told you so."
...
"Yeah but... he's getting out a condom." she said desperately
"Yes because there about to have sex." I said sarcastically
"Yeah well it's not really sex if you use a condom."
"WHAT!!!"