Tuesday.
"Mark, I'm telling you, these days people thrive on fake news..."
"Mom, what are you talking about?"
"I was at the gym exercising with Brenda and Jill. Stella showed up later and she looked distraught. I asked her what happened and she said that there is a rumor about Logan and his mother..."
"I still don't understand what you are trying to say!"
"You know... That they do it together..."
"Are you suggesting that they have sexual relationship?..."
"Well, that is what Stella hinted to..."
"Mom, you'll be surprised, but it happens more frequently than you think..."
"Mark, it's no joke! Logan is still a growing child! He is barely18 years old... He is a big guy who excels in sports and I am sure that he can find a nice girl his own age. Why choose his mother?..."
"Mom, at our age the hormones are raging. The only female that he sees a lot is his mother. Sometimes he can watch her in 'not so conservative dresses' and have fantasies..."
"I still don't get it! He and you are the best players on your football team and both of you are handsome. You obviously do NOT do it... So if it's true... And I don't believe it! What is wrong with him?..."
"Mom... You are so naive... Have you ever heard about Oedipus complex?..."
"Is it something to do with the mythology?"
"It is a stage in life that many boys go through after puberty. The name is based on a character that appeared in the Greek mythology. Why don't you read about it and then you'll understand..."
"OK."
Wednesday.
"Mark, I've read about Oedipus on-line. I think that I get the fascination that certain boys may have with the nearest female, but there is a big difference between dreaming and actually doing it!"
"Mom, have you ever heard the word 'MILF'?..."
"I've heard it once or twice, but I am not sure what it means."
"Shall we leave this subject or you are curious to know?..."
"You started it, so just tell me what it means and why you mentioned it."
"Well... it means 'mother I'd like to fuck'..."
"Mark, it's a bad and vulgar joke! What does it REALLY mean?"
"If you don't believe me, look for yourself in the dictionary..."
Thursday.
"Mark, You were absolutely right. I am sorry I doubted you... But this expression makes me cringe..."
"Mom, take it easy... In fact, according to Freud, most boys go through this stage at one time or another."
"Are you trying to tell me that you were attracted to me too?..."
"Yes..."
"Mark, I am 40 years old!... Yes, I go to the gym 3 times a week, eat healthy and still look reasonable for my age, but you have so much more in common to talk about with a girl your age - School, relationships, social media, hate of government..."
"Mom, grow up... It has nothing to do with talking points or generational discussions... It's about physical attraction!"
"So what did you do when this 'attraction' hit you?..."
"Mom, are you sure you want to know? There are parts that you may not like... Or even consider 'appropriate'..."
"Mark dear, you are my favorite and only son... I want to know everything about you!
When you were fascinated by me physically, did you do something about it at the time?..."
"Mom, it's your last chance to leave the subject alone. Otherwise, you may get upset with me..."
"Mark, I promise not to be upset. I see it as sort of a compliment that at 40, young studs like you still find me worth a second look..."
"Mom, let's compromise, if by tomorrow you feel the same way, I'll tell you everything you want to know. I am willing to give you one clue... Even now I still go through this life stage..."
Friday.